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2002-10-15, 12:35
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Best t-shirt you ever saw...
Tell me.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-10-15, 12:38
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a picture of jesus on the cross with his thumbs up smiling and it said Jesus Did It For The Chicks
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2002-10-15, 12:45
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just text saying, "i fucked the chicks from Hanson".
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2002-10-15, 14:07
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The cradle of filth shirt that has a pic of a Nun masturbating with a crucifix on the front and on the back in huge letters it says JESUS IS A CUNT
Its funny coz its true 
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Let Me Take Your Soul
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2002-10-15, 14:53
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the Iced Earth shirts that say "FUCK POSERS" real big on the back
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2002-10-15, 14:58
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the destroyer 666 one that says:
(on the back)
"HEY CHRISTIAN!
*picture of a devil like hand doing the finger with a pentagram on it goes here*
FUCK YOU!
Australian & Antichrist"
(on the front it simply has in the typical d666 font)
"DESTROYER 666"
i have been looking for that shirt for months!!! i saw it once at a metal gig and now i wish i asked the guy where abouts he got it from  |
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2002-10-15, 15:14
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Post-whore
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2002-10-15, 16:29
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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thats Danny Lilker in the pic.
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2002-10-15, 17:02
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The CoF t-shirt with Jesus on the front, with three chics mistreating him, and the text "Sadomachochrist".
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2002-10-15, 17:30
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i like my dying fetus shirt with uncle sam on the front with $ eyes and on the back
" i want to to stop thinking and start killing"
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2002-10-15, 18:13
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my neurosis shirt...its pretty nice, not gory or anything though
has some kind of weird circles with erm ripped of arms carrying a scythe(3 of 'em making some kind of spiral)
and on the back is a pile of snakes :P
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2002-10-15, 18:47
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sequence:
How to pick up Chicks At The Mall
#1. Buy a cute Cuddly teddy Bear
#2. Drop The Teddy Bear on The Floor
#3. When She goes for the bait, make your move
i collect funny shirts....i could go on and on and on about all of tehm...ill even post pics soon if ppl wanna see
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2002-10-15, 18:51
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Sequence
How To piss Off Mall Security
#1 Go The Wrong Way On The Escalators Over&Over
#2 Jump On The Back of their Golf Cart& Go for a ride
#3 If All Else Fails, Call Him a Rent-A-Cop
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2002-10-15, 19:06
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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you're movin in on mrweijia as most annoying forum member.
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2002-10-15, 19:16
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lol how?? is that good or bad?
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2002-10-15, 20:24
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I am a tax on the world..
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actually i have two, because ive never seen them on another soul
one is a picture of and eagle and under it it says feel the wind, in a cool font
and the other one is a picture of a snake, that everyone thinks im wearing a pantera shirt, but im not, hehehe.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-15, 20:26
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I am a tax on the world..
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Quote:
Originally posted by º¿º
lol how?? is that good or bad?
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it means all the experienced mods get to make fun of you, enjoy
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-15, 20:37
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Quit posting stupid shit.
It's like making a reply just saying "yep." It's not needed.
I don't mean you, powersofterror.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-15, 20:59
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There's 2 pretty cool shirts i've seen.
1. It's white and in big red letters on the front it said "FUCK PREPS!"
2. Basically same idea except it said "FUCK PUNKS".
Now they just need to make one that says "FUCK BLACK METAL" and i'll be happy.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
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To rear me was the task of power divine
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Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-15, 21:08
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memnoch: how about this.....ill make one and send it to you....my mom owns an emroidering business :P
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2002-10-15, 21:10
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That's alright.......i don't wear shirts like that, i just think they're funny.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-15, 21:13
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fine then....ill frame it and send it to you with a bulletproof glass so you can laugh at it all the time you want but u can use your will power (or the power of the glass) to fight the urge of wearing it
if anything at all...ill make it and take a pic....and dont tell me not to...im too fucking bored...and i'll wear it at a black pride convention
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2002-10-16, 00:54
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I found a shirt that says "Your mom smells like fish."
Lol.
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2002-10-16, 02:43
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thats Danny Lilker in the pic.
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2002-10-16, 04:01
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Some of the Bounty Hunter clothing is pretty sweet. There website is full of cool shit. I like the one that says "just do it" and has a picture of a dude jumping out of a tall building. Check 'em out. Bounty Hunter Clothing |
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2002-10-16, 05:59
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THe funniest thing I've seen was a one-armed man wearing a Shit Happens T-shirt. What about you sane?
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2002-10-16, 06:00
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Hehe I just remebered once I saw a guy with a T-shirt that said "Just Did It". That was quite humorous.
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2002-10-16, 18:07
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I've seen a biker on the highway in a shirt, something funny was printed on the rear:
If You Can Read This, The BITCH Fell Off!!!!
and another one,
If Assholes could fly, this place would be an Airport!
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2002-10-16, 18:58
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Britney Spear's Pimp
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YEAH I'VE SEEN IT TOO ON THE NET. PRETTY FUNNY.
I HAVE THAT WHITE ZOMBIE SHIRT WITH "SAY YOU LOVE SATAN" WRITTEN ON THE BACK. LAST SUMMER A GUY ON THE STREET YELL AT ME "I LOVE SATAN!!!!!"
I TOOK ME A COUPLE OF SECONDS TO REALIZE I WAS WEARING IT AND THAT GUY WAS TALKING TO ME.
I LOOKED BACK AT HIM AND MAKE AN EVIL GRIN.
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2002-10-17, 06:51
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That avatar of yours is atrocious Delete79.
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2002-10-17, 15:00
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i think it's hella funny...
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2002-10-17, 16:58
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Britney Spear's Pimp
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I STOLE IT FROM A GUY AT SLAYERIZED.COM
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2002-10-17, 17:48
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cool its awesome
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2002-10-20, 02:42
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