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Top 3 Best Band Names
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Anal Cunt
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Very hard to stick to three!
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Anal Cunt
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...and Slayer.
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Amebix
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those are some names I always thought were sweet
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Theory In Practice
Death
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Also three of my favourites, but I think they have cool names. Aren't Death quite lucky though? They snatched such an obvious name!
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I don't know. ∀NTI FEMINISM sounds pretty cool.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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eyehate god and slayer are both stupid fuckin names.
the most clever name is n'sync. seriously......it is clever.
morbid angel
lunar aurora
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Thread starter is very gay.
I agree with moe_blunts with the "eyehategod" comment. There are similar bands with gay names. This should be top 3 worst band names, imo.
Anyway;
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis (can't believe hasn't been said)
Behold... The Arctopus
Intestine Baalism
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I've always liked Cannibal Corpse, took me months to figure out it meant a zombie!
Dying fetus is another good one
and Deicide is pretty cool too
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Goatwhore
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Wayne County and the Electric Chairs (later Jayne County after the sex change op)
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Coming close was Jesus of Spazerath and Bum Snogger!
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Napalm Death.
Suffocation(just sounds so awesome to say).
Morbid Angel(good word choice, and the logo always catches my eye)
Kreator.
Bathory.
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Dude, That Middle Part Sounds Kinda Like Deep Purple
Pere Ubu*
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What? If it was "Ihategod" it would suck. The "eye" makes it great.
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their name sounds a little childish, IMO.
my three:
suidakra
epoch of unlight
mithotyn
suidakra, as many know now is backwards for what the singer calls himself (arkadius). im not sure if it has some connection with the Roman emperor, Arcaduis.
epoch of unlight. well, sounds like a pretty damn cool way to say "era of darkness", if you ask me.
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i bought amongst the catacombs of nephren-ka on the basis that within the context of death metal, the name nile reminds me of ancient egypt's fascination with death and their elaborate funereal practices, and i knew it would be some of the most crushing music il ever likely to hear. fucken obvious id say.
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Prostitute Disfigurement
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As opposed to your frontman's pseudonym written backwards?
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this is all matter of opinion. if you dont think "suidakra" sounds cool, its entirely up to you. i think its pretty nice when pronounced aloud. "eyehategod" just sounds kind of shit to me. we really have no basis on argument here, as it is only words of others that we are discussing. so yeah, "suidakra" as the reverse form of the singers adopted name "arkadius", compared to "i hate god"... yes, i think eyehategod sounds ridiculous. its opinion. big fuckin whoop. |
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It's not a "big fuckin whoop", so clam down. I'm just saying I found the idea of naming your band the backwards pseudonym of the frontman stupid IMO OMG LOLERCOSTER.
Sorry I didnt feel the need to put "IMO" after my reply as I felt it was self explanatory since I was saying it and most people are able to differentiate between opinion and fact.
Yes, it's all opinion. I was just simply expressing mine, big fucking whoop.
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When you ladies are done kissing I've got an ass-kicking for you.
just saying....that should be a band name....
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It's not a "big fuckin whoop", so clam down. I'm just saying I found the idea of naming your band the backwards pseudonym of the frontman stupid IMO OMG LOLERCOSTER.
Sorry I didnt feel the need to put "IMO" after my reply as I felt it was self explanatory since I was saying it and most people are able to differentiate between opinion and fact.
Yes, it's all opinion. I was just simply expressing mine, big fucking whoop.
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alright man. im pretty calm. i think Suidakra sounds pretty cool. Arkaduis is most likely not the guys name. and as far as i can assume, he just came up with the name for himself, like many other people have done in music, and then he just realized that it sounds pretty sweet backwards. fuck it though eh. |
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but why stop at simply spelling the name backwards? why not expand on it?
suidakra could become 'skewered & hacked her'.
or, 'skewered & hacked her...again'.
btw suidakra and eyehategod are as shit as each other, and eyehategod should be 'iamdispleasedwithanyentityreferredtoasasupraortranshumanthingormoreappropriatelyknownasad eity'.
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but why stop at simply spelling the name backwards? why not expand on it?
suidakra could become 'skewered & hacked her'.
or, 'skewered & hacked her...again'.
btw suidakra and eyehategod are as shit as each other, and eyehategod should be 'iamdispleasedwithanyentityreferredtoasasupraortranshumanthingormoreappropriatelyknownasad eity'.
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haha, dammit! i never meant for this to become a big discussion on which was more agreeable. FUCK MY EAR!!!!! |
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this is all matter of opinion. if you dont think "suidakra" sounds cool, its entirely up to you. i think its pretty nice when pronounced aloud. "eyehategod" just sounds kind of shit to me. we really have no basis on argument here, as it is only words of others that we are discussing. so yeah, "suidakra" as the reverse form of the singers adopted name "arkadius", compared to "i hate god"... yes, i think eyehategod sounds ridiculous. its opinion. big fuckin whoop.
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LOL wow thats fucken funny man! Maybe you should re read this a few times before you go preaching about opinion based arguments ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Cannibal Corpse
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Bad band names;
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