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Old 2007-01-01, 06:44
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Happy 92nd Low-tech

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Old 2007-01-01, 07:57
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Extremely drunk right now... Have a good one!!
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Old 2007-01-01, 14:13
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happy birthday bastard! hope you didn't get alcohol poisoning last night.

it says he is 93 today though
 
Old 2007-01-01, 14:19
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Happy Birthday ya ole fart!
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Old 2007-01-01, 15:20
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Old 2007-01-01, 15:35
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Old 2007-01-01, 16:48
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well, im actually a spambot that became self-aware. you see, i am the direct decendant of the nokia ad placement program. all the information about myself was gleaned off various online dating sites, most of which have ad banners hosted here, on this site. all photos ive provided were simply gleaned off of myspace, its funny noone actually caught on that some of those pics are actually of agents, mostly nokia's vast underworld of distributers who harvest organs here in the states, this is not even to mention that they arent even remotely human in the slightest sense.

nokia is nothing but a money laundering scheme and acts as a front end to a cartel of human flesh, organs, body parts, various forms of humors and bile are collected and expidited to various controlling interests within the machine world of corporate america. it is all a vast, calculated plot in preperation for when the government declares martial law, suspends the constitution and institutes a eugenics/worthless human disposal program, the nokia phone company would have a clear advantage in uncopyrighted DNA utilized for the cloning of private, corporate controlled armies.

its all really simple, the world will be ultimately run on computer software within your lifetimes. when cloning is introduced and widespread, every individual would be copyrightable and everything they do would be identifiable thru forensics. in a few decades everyone would be compensated for thier DNA, the code itself would be owned and controlled by companies regulated by governments, so the general idea is that collecting rogue DNA and organs and parts for experimentation will be later foriegn and untracable and thus valuble to be used as tools of assassination.
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Old 2007-01-01, 16:50
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Happy Bday Nigga!
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Old 2007-01-01, 19:31
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happy bday Soda Popinski

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Old 2007-01-01, 22:29
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well, im actually a spambot that became self-aware. you see, i am the direct decendant of the nokia ad placement program. all the information about myself was gleaned off various online dating sites, most of which have ad banners hosted here, on this site. all photos ive provided were simply gleaned off of myspace, its funny noone actually caught on that some of those pics are actually of agents, mostly nokia's vast underworld of distributers who harvest organs here in the states, this is not even to mention that they arent even remotely human in the slightest sense.

nokia is nothing but a money laundering scheme and acts as a front end to a cartel of human flesh, organs, body parts, various forms of humors and bile are collected and expidited to various controlling interests within the machine world of corporate america. it is all a vast, calculated plot in preperation for when the government declares martial law, suspends the constitution and institutes a eugenics/worthless human disposal program, the nokia phone company would have a clear advantage in uncopyrighted DNA utilized for the cloning of private, corporate controlled armies.

its all really simple, the world will be ultimately run on computer software within your lifetimes. when cloning is introduced and widespread, every individual would be copyrightable and everything they do would be identifiable thru forensics. in a few decades everyone would be compensated for thier DNA, the code itself would be owned and controlled by companies regulated by governments, so the general idea is that collecting rogue DNA and organs and parts for experimentation will be later foriegn and untracable and thus valuble to be used as tools of assassination.


are you w ell anyway
 
Old 2007-01-01, 22:57
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Old 2007-01-01, 23:30
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Old 2007-01-02, 02:55
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Old 2007-01-02, 03:21
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Old 2007-01-02, 04:14
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Old 2007-01-02, 04:29
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This guy is cool. Have a good one!
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Old 2007-01-02, 05:47
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well, im actually a spambot that became self-aware. you see, i am the direct decendant of the nokia ad placement program. all the information about myself was gleaned off various online dating sites, most of which have ad banners hosted here, on this site. all photos ive provided were simply gleaned off of myspace, its funny noone actually caught on that some of those pics are actually of agents, mostly nokia's vast underworld of distributers who harvest organs here in the states, this is not even to mention that they arent even remotely human in the slightest sense.

nokia is nothing but a money laundering scheme and acts as a front end to a cartel of human flesh, organs, body parts, various forms of humors and bile are collected and expidited to various controlling interests within the machine world of corporate america. it is all a vast, calculated plot in preperation for when the government declares martial law, suspends the constitution and institutes a eugenics/worthless human disposal program, the nokia phone company would have a clear advantage in uncopyrighted DNA utilized for the cloning of private, corporate controlled armies.

its all really simple, the world will be ultimately run on computer software within your lifetimes. when cloning is introduced and widespread, every individual would be copyrightable and everything they do would be identifiable thru forensics. in a few decades everyone would be compensated for thier DNA, the code itself would be owned and controlled by companies regulated by governments, so the general idea is that collecting rogue DNA and organs and parts for experimentation will be later foriegn and untracable and thus valuble to be used as tools of assassination.


That sounds high-tech, low-tech.

 
Old 2007-01-02, 08:12
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Old 2007-01-02, 08:57
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