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2002-10-05, 14:38
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The Official Life is great, now lets all get drunk and jump off a cliff Thread
Here ya go Slayme
LIFE DOES ROCK!
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2002-10-05, 16:07
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I dont believe in gravity
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Yehey! 
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2002-10-05, 16:11
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enjoy it slayme
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2002-10-06, 00:11
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Finally.
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2002-10-06, 01:03
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Well I'm drunk, but I'm afraid of heights...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-06, 05:32
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jumps off cliff.
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2002-10-06, 06:03
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Dammit dude, dont jump! People love you! Just come over here and talk to me and I'll- *pushes slayme off cliff* Haha! Gotcha, fucker!
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2002-10-06, 06:10
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2002-10-06, 06:12
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Damn dude, that's dead on.
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2002-10-06, 06:14
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HAHAHAHA!!!! That's so true.
In reality it's
"my marks are above average, every guy in school wants me, my dad just bought me a bmw for when i'm 16, and i'm 5 pounds underweight. Life fucking rules!"
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Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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2002-10-06, 06:41
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I dunno dude, I guess I'd be pretty depressed if every guy in school wanted me.
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2002-10-06, 06:50
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fuck all that bullshit, come on silent bob.
horns up.
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2002-10-06, 07:02
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I dunno dude, I guess I'd be pretty depressed if every guy in school wanted me.
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If you were a hot girl, i doubt it.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-06, 07:11
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Dude, if I suddenly was a hot girl, that would be fucked up. Really fucked up. And... yeah, cool. Especially if I was getting that BMW.
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2002-10-06, 08:09
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It would be fucked up if you suddenly just became one.......but i'm saying if you were one all your life, and when puberty hits you become extremely hot.....you wouldn't be depressed at all. Your ego would be through the fucking roof. (most <hot> girls anyway)
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-06, 08:32
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Yeah, but dude, my ego's already through the fuckin roof, and there's no reason for it.
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2002-10-06, 08:42
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Well, i can't explain that.......but think about this, if you were back in high school (assuming you're out of it) and every girl wanted you.....i mean every damn girl, wouldn't your ego just surpass and completely destroy whatever level it's at right now?
Mine certainly would.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-06, 08:55
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I'm still in high school, and yeah, it would. It'd make the shards come down. Chicken Little'd be yelling her ass off about the sky falling, then I'd kill her to make my dinner, thinking about how much the girls want me. Hah, yeah...
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2002-10-06, 09:03
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yeah, dudes great thread but what's the point?
Its difficult and expensive for me to get drunk and there aren't any cliffs in the netherlands, the whole fakkin' country is flat...
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2002-10-06, 09:09
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Hey! Dont badmouth slayme's baby!
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2002-10-06, 16:43
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fuck all that bullshit, come on silent bob.
horns up.
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Um...are you talking to me?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-06, 17:13
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yeah i'm talkin to you, come on silent bob. we're goin to hollywood.
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2002-10-06, 17:37
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The sign, on the back of the car, says Critters of HOLLYWOOD, you dumb fuck! 
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-07, 16:14
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I dont believe in gravity
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I always get confused by reading these Slayme-threads :...
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2002-10-07, 20:29
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I'm confused by reading my own threads as well.
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2002-10-07, 21:00
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that does look like him.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-10-08, 02:36
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i wonder if you could morph them together as an animation?
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2002-10-08, 02:43
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you will do no such thing weijia. do not desecrate those images.
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2002-10-10, 02:49
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I am a tax on the world..
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i wonder what he was thinking when he took that picture 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-15, 19:13
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hey slayme did u get ur name to be eyemaster by becoming mod?
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2002-10-15, 19:14
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hmmm jumping off cliff....it sounds like the whole whyl E. Coyote story, except if i were whyle E. id just fuckin take my life....he'll never catch that fuckin roadrunner
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2002-10-15, 19:29
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Hush, this thread was never meant to be serious, Slayme (in another threwad) for a joke some-one should make a threead about this, so me being me, did, its not seriosu, i dont drink nor do i wish for suicide...
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2002-10-15, 19:34
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2002-10-15, 19:48
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It's called an Edit Button.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-15, 20:15
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lol walp...u should know everyones racing to get more posts than everyone...which is more logical...adding a post to your record? or changing it? i'm not saying i do it im just saying its the mentality of most ppl here :P
[Walpurgis:]
Don't be an ass, that's why you're finding your things suddenly disappearing. Either add something relevant or go away.
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2002-10-15, 20:21
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It's not a race as far as I'm concerned, and if I'm the one moderating it, I guess that's all that matters now isn't it?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-15, 20:33
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I am a tax on the world..
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im not here as a race for idiotic posting, for example, i only have about
8something posts, and some others that joined after me have a lot more.
these forums is just my confidence...., ohhh, damn, shit, you people aren't my
confidence, fuck......*jumps*ahhhhhhhh*SPLAT!*
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-15, 20:37
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it's ok power..... theres water at the very bottom...once i swim to the top i'll catch you :P
cmon ppl all ur friends are jumping...means you gotta too...listen to your parents:
"if your friends jump off a cliff, you should too" thats not how it goes...i altered it a bit....but it sounds better that way
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2002-10-15, 20:54
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I am a tax on the world..
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it's ok power..... theres water at the very bottom...once i swim to the top i'll catch you :P
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if i had a cyber finger id use it on you, let me die my own way
the sarcastic man strikes back!!---->
ALL HAIL ME!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-15, 20:58
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2002-10-15, 21:03
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Can someone close this? I'm getting a fucking headache just reading through this childish garbage.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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