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AND it's not even Christmas or close to New Years. Stupid Christians trying to spread their Christmas plague across the whole calander.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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Then that would mean that the Christians are not responsible for Christmas celebration starting all the way back before Halloween. It is the evil American Corporate machine, commanded by an obese elderly and run by thousands of minority dwarves earning minimum wage!
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I swear to god..if you are from Quebec....
If you are, will you ship me some St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout if I pay? I'm sure you guys get 6 packs cheaper than $13...
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Anyway, please explain how this could possibly be seen as a negative occasion.
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AND it's not even Christmas or close to New Years. Stupid Christians trying to spread their Christmas plague across the whole calander.
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I love Christmas. I hate Christmas Carols, Christmas shows, Christmas Music, and Christmas Trees. but I love Christmas.
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I'm looking forward to either Boxing Day or the day following that. My friend dave and I are going downtown and having a beerpub drinkfest. Dave is most familiar in such stories as "Yelling "I'm going to kill myself" while I'm about to get arrested for urinating in a bus shelter" and that cult classic, "Dave, pull up your pants, I can see your dick flopping around."
Oh yeah, and we've got kicked out of the Nova Scotia casino a number of times for being too drunk. We may hit that up as well that night.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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EAT, DRINK AND FUCK! (And get presents.)
Also, for those of you mentioning Christmas and Christian in the same sentences, you morons get to Google the following:
1. Saturnalia
2. Brumalia
3. Yule
4. Triumphalism
5. Jumping to faggotty hand-wringing conclusions on the internet
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Ok, one thing - I hate xmas, but I like getting presents.
I dont like xmas, because it is alot of bother, alot of fuss, food i don't like, cheesyness, family and all that, the whole thing makes me uncomfortable because it is so out of the ordinary. im not trying to be grim, im sure that if xmas was every day and on xmas day it was a regular day instead, id feel uncomfortable because THAT would be a break in routine. You get me? I just can't b fucked if you know what I mean, a whole lot of noise, food, all that stuff, just takes me a little out of my comfort zone. Now if all we did was exchange presents, that would be awesome.
And thats my reason for not like xmas in a non grim way. probably doesnt make much sense either because i cant be fucked adjusting my position to be able to see my keyboard properly. Yes, thats how lazy i am, and thats why i dont like the festivities of xmas.
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I send my "Happy Holidays" to PST, because he may in fact jew sue me for saying "Merry Christmas".
And honestly...how many black people you know celebrate Kwanza? Do people in Africa even celebrate it? Do people in Africa even have calenders?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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who doesnt like presents. i dont like christmas day because i get woken up early, i have to spend most of the day at a relatives house, and i have to spend time and money to buy gifts for people. i have a very hard time choosing gifts for family members. nothing seems right. for friends, its easy:
"hey, have you heard the new Amon Amarth?"
"no"
"merry christmas then."
there is one upside to visiting my uncle's house, that being that there is an old piano out in the back that is in this pioneer style, cabin-like thing my uncle built. i just play that thing for hours. i would say the food is an upside, but i cant really enjoy it around all those annoying, yappy relatives.
but, with the presents in mind, here is an appropriate pun
Merry giftmas.
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Love to eat, don't drink, can't fuck. And I sure do love presents. they are what help me cope with the lack of fucking.
Each year we all go to my aunts house, and we exchange presents and so on. I usually end up getting 100 dollars worth of best buy gift cards.
I need to do alot of stuff tomorrow (By alot I mean more than what I do right now, which is abso-fucking-lutely nothing). Need to do some Christmas shopping (I'm making money now, and with it comes having to buy stuff for other people; how drull), need to register for next semester of college (cutting it awfully close) and probably need to help clean up the house so my friends can start coming over...... only one of these things pertained to Christmas, so I don't know why I mentioned the other things.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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And honestly...how many black people you know celebrate Kwanza? Do people in Africa even celebrate it? Do people in Africa even have calenders?
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I send my "Happy Holidays" to PST, because he may in fact jew sue me for saying "Merry Christmas".
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christmas has its ups and downs for me. my parents used to make my brother and i go to church on christmas eve or day whenever..but after enough complaining, they gave that up..and now i don't even think they go.  i love having time off work! i'll spend some time at my house just relaxing and shooting the shit, then i'll drive over to the other coast of the state and see my parents, brother and some other family i don't see too often. one thing i do hate is that my parents are constantly playing christmas cds..then when we get in the car to drive somewhere..its either their xmas cds or radio xmas songs. one cool thing about going over there is that we always go to this korean/japanese restaurant that we've been going to since i was in elementary school. their bul go ki kicks ass!
i usually also stop at basstendencies house or their pizza place on the way there and back. when i get to my parents house..i dont have a thing to do (in a good way) ..i just sleep in, wake up, eat, and relax and have some of my dads beer. then we all give eachother gifts, watch a movie or something and then its back home to relax and hopefully get my fucking guitar! then its new years and i have no plans yet..outside of consuming NA beer. |
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Have a Merry Kwanza you fucking cunt rags.
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