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Old 2006-12-03, 13:21
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Fuck You Requiem

Happy birthday to Mr. John fucking Holland!!!
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-12-03, 13:31
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Cheers Bro!
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Old 2006-12-03, 14:04
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Haha! I wasn't sure what to expect here. Great title! (Be sure to tell him it's here so he doesn't start a "nobody loves me" birthday thread.)

Happy Birthday!!! I'm gonna listen to some Boy George and George Michael in your honor.
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Old 2006-12-03, 14:08
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In the RTT thread he said that nobody has made a John Holland birthday thread yet, so I beat him to it.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-12-03, 14:11
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happy birthday john
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Old 2006-12-03, 14:16
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This guy is a cool cunt. Happy birthday!
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Old 2006-12-03, 14:25
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happy birthday biatch!
 
Old 2006-12-03, 14:30
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Old 2006-12-03, 14:55
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Happy Birthday! Smoke all the weed you want, legally.

 
Old 2006-12-03, 15:28
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Old 2006-12-03, 16:08
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Happy Bday You Grizzly Cunt Stain.
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Old 2006-12-03, 16:44
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Old 2006-12-03, 16:55
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Old 2006-12-03, 17:27
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Happy Birthday.

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Old 2006-12-03, 17:32
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try to have sex with someone who isn't a relative.

have a good one, you cum stained twat
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Old 2006-12-03, 17:34
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Happy Birthday.

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http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6465/reqmy1.jpg


Lol, John Holland ≠ Requiem.
 
Old 2006-12-03, 18:25
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Happy Birthday.

And a friend has a message for you...


http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6465/reqmy1.jpg

I want one of these for my bday!!!

Beanhead cracks me up.
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Old 2006-12-03, 18:39
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Goddamit, this thread got all my hopes up and everything. Now my erection is gone.


Johnny!
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Old 2006-12-03, 18:49
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Old 2006-12-03, 19:10
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Have a good one man.
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Old 2006-12-03, 19:12
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happy birthday man
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Old 2006-12-03, 19:20
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I'm Holland.

I don't know where you stole that name from. but good on ya. enjoy the year.
 
Old 2006-12-03, 20:00
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Have a good one bro!
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Old 2006-12-03, 20:06
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happy birthday, cupcake
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Old 2006-12-03, 21:24
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Lol, John Holland ≠ Requiem.





Whoops, oh well. Beanhead wishes John Holland a happy birthday aswell.
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Old 2006-12-03, 21:28
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To one of the coolest people here.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-12-03, 21:38
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Whoops, oh well. Beanhead wishes John Holland a happy birthday aswell.


LOL ALL THAT EFFORT FOR NOTHINGZ.

Happy Birthday you brutal cunt, start listening to soft rock!
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Old 2006-12-03, 23:14
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Have a good one
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Old 2006-12-03, 23:14
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Best title for a birthday thread ever, UNLESS it was going to be Rqeuiems, then it would have be -30000000000 billion brownie points.

BIRTHDAY
 
Old 2006-12-03, 23:39
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:15
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Have many more John

 
Old 2006-12-04, 06:41
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Happy Birthday Dude!


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Old 2006-12-04, 07:26
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Missed it, but happy birthday anyway.
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Old 2006-12-04, 08:53
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Happy birthday
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Old 2006-12-04, 13:36
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, even though its a day late
 
Old 2006-12-04, 14:11
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Happy Birthday Fucker, I hope you die in your sleep
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Old 2006-12-04, 14:25
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Lol, John Holland ≠ Requiem.


John Holland > Requiem.
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Old 2006-12-07, 21:53
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I wanted Beanhead to strip at my birthday. He did'nt show.


Thanks to all.
 
Old 2006-12-08, 15:06
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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