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Old 2006-11-08, 23:04
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Old 2006-11-08, 23:21
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How old is he??
 
Old 2006-11-08, 23:22
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29 i guess
 
Old 2006-11-08, 23:28
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I didn't see him in the today's birthday area....fuck time zones.
He's 29 nov 9th according to his profile.

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Old 2006-11-08, 23:50
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Have a good one Nomad
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Old 2006-11-09, 00:07
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everyone should post in here. including the master!

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Old 2006-11-09, 00:09
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Happy Birthday.
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Old 2006-11-09, 00:10
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E-hugs for Fearless Leader! Have a great birthday, Nomad!
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Old 2006-11-09, 00:13
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 00:30
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He created the RTT thread, I'm not sure if he thought it would last this long though, ha.
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Old 2006-11-09, 01:01
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Have a good one Nomad! very old school!
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Old 2006-11-09, 01:02
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Old 2006-11-09, 01:23
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Old 2006-11-09, 01:25
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Enjoy it, oh magnificent cunt!
 
Old 2006-11-09, 02:01
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Happy hangover!
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Old 2006-11-09, 02:46
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I'm sure he was expecting it to last this long, since he barred everybody from making another one.

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Old 2006-11-09, 03:15
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Enjoy it, oh magnificent cunt!

magnificunt!!!!!
 
Old 2006-11-09, 05:17
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Old 2006-11-09, 06:06
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WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAID, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Old 2006-11-09, 08:02
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All hail
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Old 2006-11-09, 11:34
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Old 2006-11-09, 12:22
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Old 2006-11-09, 13:20
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Old 2006-11-09, 13:21
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Old 2006-11-09, 17:01
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No offence, but how many fucking birthday threads do we really need? It seems that every other thread made is celebrating someones birthday.
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Old 2006-11-09, 17:26
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No offence, but how many fucking birthday threads do we really need? It seems that every other thread made is celebrating someones birthday.


You fucking piece of shit.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 17:50
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No offence, but how many fucking birthday threads do we really need? It seems that every other thread made is celebrating someones birthday.


Good thing your birthday isn't mentioned! HA YOU SUCKA ASS BITCH.


It's a brotherhood, respect, honor, we are all gang members here after all. I don't have "vatos locos" on my arm for nothing, pinche puto.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 18:25
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Have a good one nomad!
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Old 2006-11-09, 18:26
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Happy Birthday Grand Master of the Metaltabs realm
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Old 2006-11-09, 18:30
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No offence, but how many fucking birthday threads do we really need? It seems that every other thread made is celebrating someones birthday.

haha, what a place to say that. this is probably the most important birthday on the site, considering he made the place.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 22:59
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No offence, but how many fucking birthday threads do we really need? It seems that every other thread made is celebrating someones birthday.

FUCK YOU!^
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Old 2006-11-09, 23:00
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Old 2006-11-09, 23:07
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haha, what a place to say that. this is probably the most important birthday on the site, considering he made the place.


Shit, I didn't realize it was Nomads. But still, the birthday threads are clogging up the chit chat forum, and it is annoying having to sift through all of them.
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Old 2006-11-09, 23:25
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it is annoying having to sift through all of them.



Well...don't open them!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:34
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happy day after your birthday.
 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:36
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Shit, I didn't realize it was Nomads. But still, the birthday threads are clogging up the chit chat forum, and it is annoying having to sift through all of them.

Kinda like your posts.

*zing*



Have a good one Nomad
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Old 2006-11-09, 23:44
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get crunk wit it
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Old 2006-11-10, 01:07
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Old 2006-11-10, 05:38
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Of all places you argue over stupid shit, its Nomad's birthday thread.
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Old 2006-11-10, 06:40
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Of all places you argue over stupid shit, its Nomad's birthday thread.


thats what i was gonna say. its like one of my family's bday parties, someone gets drunk and starts calling my cousin Pepe gay. take your dickslapping matches elsewhere
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Old 2006-11-10, 10:05
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No more posts that aren't relevant to nomad's getting older. If you can't handle the birthday threads, get the fuck out of Chit Chat, a forum which, if you'll notice, is made up entirely out of time and space wasting threads.

Anyway, the next pointless bit of bitching about birthday threads in here gets a suspension in the name of Alex.

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Old 2006-11-10, 15:21
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Shit, I didn't realize it was Nomads. But still, the birthday threads are clogging up the chit chat forum, and it is annoying having to sift through all of them.

The Metaltabs family likes to wish each other happy birthdays. You'll understand when your n00b days are over.
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Old 2006-11-10, 17:08
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shall this be the longest Birthday Thread on MT?....WILL IT EVER END?!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-10, 23:31
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It will. Thanks everyone!
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