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2002-09-27, 01:26
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if D&D was real, bands like hammerfall and bal sagoth would spend about a week thanking god for finally granting their ultimate wish. they actually would not look like a bunch of geeks.
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2002-09-27, 01:57
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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WHAT... THE FUCK... WAS THAT?
That is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever seen. Those people REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY need new hobbies.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-09-27, 01:58
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OH MY GOD! i downloaded it..... holy shit do people actually do that for fun?!?!?!?!
i laughed my ass off at that dumbass going "lightning bolt, lightning bolt!!!"
everyone download this....its too funny
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
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2002-09-27, 02:28
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Those people need euthanasia, not new hobbies. How's the song go? "I think some people need killing for stupidity"?
"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Sleep!"
How many goddamn times do you need to be hit by a lightning bolt? And why would putting some guy to sleep be any better? Some guy just needs to come in holding a mini-gun and put everyone out of their misery. I mean, who the hell's gonna be throwing little balls and yelling "Lightning bolt!" if they're being sawed in half by the fire from a minigun? Not many.
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2002-09-27, 02:46
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uh.. if it were real then i'd probably be eaten by a dragon
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2002-09-27, 05:59
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Did you guys see me in the Purple Cape??? Damn i'm fucking cool... That was pretty damn pathetic.. But I do know some people that do alot of live acting RPG's.. mostly vampire though.. I used to know alot of them when I was staying in Seattle for awhile.. I'm not going to lie.. I used to play RPG's.. I probably still would if I had the people to play with.. but i'm not going to dress up like a fag and throw whatever the fuck that geek was throwing at the other.... geek yelling out names of spells..
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2002-09-27, 06:07
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hahahaha ! that is fuckin stupid !
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2002-09-27, 14:48
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that was so funny seeing that fat bald guy saying "ightning bolt"over and over..........
hey try to get more of those videos......
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"I guess it all works out in the end"
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2002-09-27, 15:53
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HA HA HA!!! That was fucking funny. Do people really do this for real? I have to find some of that kind of people, and watch, live! he he he.... fucking "lightning bolts".... he he he...
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2002-09-27, 17:53
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HAHAHA retarded shit
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2002-09-27, 18:16
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I can't believe what I just saw................
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2002-09-27, 19:29
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ME AND MY FRIENDS USE TO PLAY D&D WITH HOMEMADE SWORD AND SHIELD BUT TRUST ME IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. IN FACT IT'S MORE LIKE ONE ON ONE COMBAT
WE DONT DRESS LIKE THIS AND THROW BOOGERS SAYING "LIGHTNING BOLT !!"
IF WE EVER PLAY WITH THESE GUYS THEY WOULD BE SCARED OF US. THEY PROBABLY WONT LET US PLAY WITH THEM...WHEN WE HIT WE HIT HARD
IF YOU GET IT IN THE FACE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT NEXT TIME AND KEEP YOUR GUARD UP.
ANYWAY D&D WITH BOOK AND IMAGINATION BEERS AND WEED IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE CRAP THOSE KIDS ARE PLAYING.
HEHEHEHE...LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!
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2002-09-27, 21:49
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Hahehehehe!!!
Fun stuff!!!
They were stoned I as fuck guesss....
BTW, if D&D would be real, but not that way, I wouldn't have to smoke weed anymore... Anyways, I'd keep doing it... A good laugh (hehe) is always welcome!
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2002-09-28, 00:27
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i love you slayme
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2002-09-28, 01:20
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Well ain't that lovely...
But it doesn't have to be said in every thread, not as the only part of the reply that is.
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2002-09-28, 01:39
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Actually, I sorta love slayme too.
Schnoogins. NAGANAOOOOOOOTCH, EWW YOU GAY FUCK!
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2002-09-28, 10:02
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Just wanted to reiterate what a bunch of FUCKING MORONS those people are. I hate them now. I want them dead.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-09-28, 12:29
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You need to express your anger
go to a shooting club or go painting or something
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2002-09-28, 17:43
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...or call down lightning bolts.
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2002-09-28, 23:54
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I'm going shooting things in the holidays.
Writing is the best way to express rational anger anyway.
I hate too many people to declare war on all of them.
Those people are fucking disgusting low-life jack-off uber-dweebs. I hope they all get hit by a train.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-09-29, 08:34
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re
that's really a stupid movie!
looks like ming I or ming II
funny kung fu movies
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2002-09-29, 10:00
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haha, kung fu movies....
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2002-10-03, 13:07
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IT COULD BE A PART OF MONTHY PYTHON "QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL"
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2002-10-09, 06:30
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OOOOOOOOHHH GOD... was that real!!!??!
jesus... I think Id kill myself if world turned like that...
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2002-10-09, 13:54
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Just wanted to reiterate... Those people should die. Words cannot describe their useless characters. I hope they all burn in mindless screaming agony.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-10-09, 14:36
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thats some funny shit....
im gonna send it to all my friends....
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2002-11-09, 04:32
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sane, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this:
anger management
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2002-11-10, 03:31
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I think of your head on a spike.
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thats fucking classic! AHAHAHAHAHA!! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! sleep! Death!
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2003-07-02, 05:11
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I want them dead.
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I think its safe to say we all do. I say we kill em with LIGHTNING BOLTS!
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Anyway. The old guy wore silly sunglasses. No contest. I will NOT PUT UP WITH SILLY SUNGLASSES.
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2003-07-07, 14:56
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this reminds me of Power rangers
and the fat man throws twigs or little rocks that's fuckin pathetic
at least he could make some fake lightning bolts out of cardboard or something
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2003-07-07, 15:12
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hehe, let them digest eachothers poopoo
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2003-07-07, 18:03
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HAHAHA retarded shit
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2003-07-08, 04:01
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Just wanted to reiterate... Those people should die. Words cannot describe their useless characters. I hope they all burn in mindless screaming agony.
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I merely wish to re-iterate the above sentiment. Death.
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Well yeah, but then again we need people like that around. It makes us look superior without ever having to do anything.
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2003-07-08, 11:54
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hehe
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2003-07-08, 12:42
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oh that is fuken awesome shit, they should of made it go for longer, im making one of these one day
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2003-07-08, 15:19
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That was awesome!!! I finally saw the entire clip!
Next time when I get robbed on the street I´ll shout ´Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!`
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Quote:
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That was awesome!!! I finally saw the entire clip!
Next time when I get robbed on the street I´ll shout ´Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!`
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you can't... most of them have protection spell on them you must cast "dispel magic" before casting any other spell....
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2003-07-08, 15:58
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2003-07-08, 16:15
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Quote:
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you can't... most of them have protection spell on them you must cast "dispel magic" before casting any other spell....
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I´ll make sure I have that one ready!
Also great, the Lightning Bolt dude throws rocks or seeds and hits a the who´s trying to look like Raiden (MK)...
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2003-07-14, 14:48
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Hahahaha, I just downloaded that. Fucking losers.
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2003-07-23, 10:31
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no they're real warriors man!
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2003-07-23, 10:38
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
ASS FUCKING!
OWW! OWW!
FUCK THESE PEOPLE!
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2003-07-23, 14:35
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Hahaha, that about sums it up.
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