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Old 2002-09-27, 00:49
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What if Dungeons and Dragons was real?

it'd be just like this.

watch, and be horrified.

http://www.planetradio.net/ogre-battle.large.mpeg
 
Old 2002-09-27, 01:26
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if D&D was real, bands like hammerfall and bal sagoth would spend about a week thanking god for finally granting their ultimate wish. they actually would not look like a bunch of geeks.
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Old 2002-09-27, 01:57
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WHAT... THE FUCK... WAS THAT?

That is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever seen. Those people REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY need new hobbies.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-09-27, 01:58
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OH MY GOD! i downloaded it..... holy shit do people actually do that for fun?!?!?!?!

i laughed my ass off at that dumbass going "lightning bolt, lightning bolt!!!"

everyone download this....its too funny
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Old 2002-09-27, 02:28
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Those people need euthanasia, not new hobbies. How's the song go? "I think some people need killing for stupidity"?

"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Lightning bolt!"
"Ahh!"
"Sleep!"

How many goddamn times do you need to be hit by a lightning bolt? And why would putting some guy to sleep be any better? Some guy just needs to come in holding a mini-gun and put everyone out of their misery. I mean, who the hell's gonna be throwing little balls and yelling "Lightning bolt!" if they're being sawed in half by the fire from a minigun? Not many.
 
Old 2002-09-27, 02:46
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uh.. if it were real then i'd probably be eaten by a dragon
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Old 2002-09-27, 05:59
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Did you guys see me in the Purple Cape??? Damn i'm fucking cool... That was pretty damn pathetic.. But I do know some people that do alot of live acting RPG's.. mostly vampire though.. I used to know alot of them when I was staying in Seattle for awhile.. I'm not going to lie.. I used to play RPG's.. I probably still would if I had the people to play with.. but i'm not going to dress up like a fag and throw whatever the fuck that geek was throwing at the other.... geek yelling out names of spells..
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Old 2002-09-27, 06:07
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hahahaha ! that is fuckin stupid !
 
Old 2002-09-27, 14:48
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that was so funny seeing that fat bald guy saying "ightning bolt"over and over..........

hey try to get more of those videos......
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Old 2002-09-27, 15:53
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HA HA HA!!! That was fucking funny. Do people really do this for real? I have to find some of that kind of people, and watch, live! he he he.... fucking "lightning bolts".... he he he...
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Old 2002-09-27, 17:53
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HAHAHA retarded shit
 
Old 2002-09-27, 18:16
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I can't believe what I just saw................
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Old 2002-09-27, 19:29
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ME AND MY FRIENDS USE TO PLAY D&D WITH HOMEMADE SWORD AND SHIELD BUT TRUST ME IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. IN FACT IT'S MORE LIKE ONE ON ONE COMBAT
WE DONT DRESS LIKE THIS AND THROW BOOGERS SAYING "LIGHTNING BOLT !!"
IF WE EVER PLAY WITH THESE GUYS THEY WOULD BE SCARED OF US. THEY PROBABLY WONT LET US PLAY WITH THEM...WHEN WE HIT WE HIT HARD
IF YOU GET IT IN THE FACE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT NEXT TIME AND KEEP YOUR GUARD UP.

ANYWAY D&D WITH BOOK AND IMAGINATION BEERS AND WEED IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE CRAP THOSE KIDS ARE PLAYING.

HEHEHEHE...LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!
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Old 2002-09-27, 21:49
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Hahehehehe!!!
Fun stuff!!!
They were stoned I as fuck guesss....

BTW, if D&D would be real, but not that way, I wouldn't have to smoke weed anymore... Anyways, I'd keep doing it... A good laugh (hehe) is always welcome!
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Old 2002-09-28, 00:27
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Old 2002-09-28, 01:20
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Well ain't that lovely...

But it doesn't have to be said in every thread, not as the only part of the reply that is.
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Old 2002-09-28, 01:39
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Schnoogins. NAGANAOOOOOOOTCH, EWW YOU GAY FUCK!
 
Old 2002-09-28, 10:02
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Just wanted to reiterate what a bunch of FUCKING MORONS those people are. I hate them now. I want them dead.
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Old 2002-09-28, 12:29
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You need to express your anger
go to a shooting club or go painting or something
 
Old 2002-09-28, 17:43
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...or call down lightning bolts.
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Old 2002-09-28, 23:54
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I'm going shooting things in the holidays.

Writing is the best way to express rational anger anyway.

I hate too many people to declare war on all of them.

Those people are fucking disgusting low-life jack-off uber-dweebs. I hope they all get hit by a train.
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Old 2002-09-29, 08:34
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that's really a stupid movie!

looks like ming I or ming II

funny kung fu movies
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Old 2002-09-29, 10:00
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haha, kung fu movies....
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Old 2002-10-03, 13:07
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IT COULD BE A PART OF MONTHY PYTHON "QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL"
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Old 2002-10-09, 06:30
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OOOOOOOOHHH GOD... was that real!!!??!
jesus... I think Id kill myself if world turned like that...
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Old 2002-10-09, 13:54
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Just wanted to reiterate... Those people should die. Words cannot describe their useless characters. I hope they all burn in mindless screaming agony.
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Old 2002-10-09, 14:36
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thats some funny shit....

im gonna send it to all my friends....
 
Old 2002-11-09, 04:32
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sane, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this:














anger management
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Old 2002-11-10, 03:31
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I think of your head on a spike.
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Old 2002-11-10, 03:45
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Old 2003-07-02, 02:52
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thats fucking classic! AHAHAHAHAHA!! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! sleep! Death!
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Old 2003-07-02, 05:11
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I want them dead.


I think its safe to say we all do. I say we kill em with LIGHTNING BOLTS!
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Old 2003-07-07, 14:56
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this reminds me of Power rangers

and the fat man throws twigs or little rocks that's fuckin pathetic
at least he could make some fake lightning bolts out of cardboard or something
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hehe, let them digest eachothers poopoo
 
Old 2003-07-07, 18:03
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HAHAHA retarded shit
 
Old 2003-07-08, 04:01
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Just wanted to reiterate... Those people should die. Words cannot describe their useless characters. I hope they all burn in mindless screaming agony.


I merely wish to re-iterate the above sentiment. Death.
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Old 2003-07-08, 11:51
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Well yeah, but then again we need people like that around. It makes us look superior without ever having to do anything.
 
Old 2003-07-08, 11:54
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hehe
 
Old 2003-07-08, 12:42
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oh that is fuken awesome shit, they should of made it go for longer, im making one of these one day
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Old 2003-07-08, 15:19
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That was awesome!!! I finally saw the entire clip!

Next time when I get robbed on the street I´ll shout ´Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!`
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Old 2003-07-08, 15:53
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That was awesome!!! I finally saw the entire clip!

Next time when I get robbed on the street I´ll shout ´Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!`


you can't... most of them have protection spell on them you must cast "dispel magic" before casting any other spell....
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Old 2003-07-08, 15:58
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ah please shut up
 
Old 2003-07-08, 16:15
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you can't... most of them have protection spell on them you must cast "dispel magic" before casting any other spell....


I´ll make sure I have that one ready!

Also great, the Lightning Bolt dude throws rocks or seeds and hits a the who´s trying to look like Raiden (MK)...
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Old 2003-07-14, 14:48
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Hahahaha, I just downloaded that. Fucking losers.
 
Old 2003-07-23, 10:31
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no they're real warriors man!
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Old 2003-07-23, 10:38
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LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

ASS FUCKING!

OWW! OWW!

FUCK THESE PEOPLE!
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Old 2003-07-23, 14:35
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Hahaha, that about sums it up.

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