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What is the problem with women?
Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend. An hour later she was shagging a new dude. Well, that didn't bother me that much. She wanted to be a friend, so I said OK, lets be friends. And as all males I started looking at women again. Well, then a friend of mine told me she was going to have a party, and wondered if I wanted to come. I said off course I'd come, but can I bring a chic? She said that that was ok. Yesterday I talked to my friend(she is also a friend of my x) and was wondering if I really was coming, and if I really was going to bring a chic. I said yes, I was sure I was coming. Suddenly she told me she had spoken with my x, and that my x thought that the only reason I wanted to bring another chic to the party was that I wanted to take revenge!!! What the hell is wrong with women?!?! I'm sure that if I get 43 and marries, she will still say that the only reason I married another woman, was to get even... Women are sick!
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2002-09-26, 18:38
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Go this route: she ain't your girlfriend, so take a chick. She don't like it, she can go fuck herself.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-09-26, 18:40
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I know, I'm just trying to figure out women. It's like understanding the sun. We know what they are made of, and what they do, be we don't understand any of them...
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2002-09-26, 18:41
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W000!! And i'll be watching!!! 
But yeah...screw her man, she dumped you so just forget about her.....she's jealous you're with someone else. (trust me, she is) I've been there man.
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2002-09-26, 18:43
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Hahahahahah!
go wally!
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2002-09-26, 18:44
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Mem, it the other way around, I dumped her... But anyway, all of you are right... In my next life, I want to be shakiras bikeseat .
And mem, you really would like to see that!
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2002-09-26, 18:46
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Well that was a question easily answered...I should become a wise man 
By the way, I'd like to watch too, but can you put up a curtain with a spatterguard between me and memnoch? lol
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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is she hot?
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2002-09-26, 18:49
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Oh, yeah. That she is. And wally, I know you like to watch mem
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2002-09-26, 18:51
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Hey pal, I never said I wasn't going to cut holes in the curtain... 
Haha, but you're not allowed to hog the memnoch-watching-hole this time, Nemo.  Last time I couldn't see anything because you took up all the viewing area, lol.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-09-26, 18:52
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That's only because his ass is sooooooo sweeet 
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2002-09-26, 18:57
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But seriously, why do women think so fucking different from men?
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2002-09-26, 19:11
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Becuase there Hotter than us.
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2002-09-26, 19:28
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They're roles're different, they're friends are different, they're told to think different things about certain topics. They get a whole different message in life. Plus, they're hotter'n us, we're sex-addicted, and if they're smart, they know it.
Course, that's a generalization. If you dont like me generalizing, join nemo's ex-girlfriend and go fuck yourself.
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2002-09-27, 07:45
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woman just think diffrent than men because they are diffrent, hahaha
man, it's just like the diffrence between banana's and apple's or something, it's just another thing. woman are pretty weird anyways, but some are okay..
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2002-09-27, 15:26
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You'r damn right about that Def.... Well, can't live without them, can't kill them....
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2002-09-27, 17:38
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If women were truly smart, they would all be lesbians!
I happen to know your x too, Nemo (It's true!), and I suggest (for the 1000th time): FORGET HER!!!!!!! NEVER EVER IN MY LIFETIME TOUCH THAT CHIC AGAIN!!!!!!!!
If you do, I will kill you. Well, perhaps not, but I will hurt you badly. And you know you deserve it.
There, I've said it to you face to face, via sms, on the phone, and on MetalTabs. I hope you understand the words now. Or shall I e-mail it too?
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Yeah it's pretty weird huh, we CAN'T live without women (hey who else will do the loundry and buy beer ) but on the other side you CAN'T live with women cuz they are just diffrent and you get into endless fights and into stuff like problems they won't tell you about -> and they do keep their mounths shut about that shit untill it has gone to far and she wants to break up or something.
women are just diffrent , it's hard..
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screw that shit, lets get high! 
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2002-09-28, 02:09
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i wanna know why all women are such garbage drivers...i say they should always have thier 4-ways on so that we all know to watch out a little more. 
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2002-09-28, 04:03
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I agree. Women are the worst drivers on the planet....yet, they have practically NO car insurance to pay.
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2002-09-28, 04:16
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Shut up.
This is the second post i see about this and i don't give a shit. Also this isn't RTT.
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Fair enough, but show your happiness in the right thread.
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Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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I agree. Women are the worst drivers on the planet....yet, they have practically NO car insurance to pay.
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2002-09-28, 22:00
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I met my Ex, EX girlfriend today.
She told me to fuck off and that i was gay when i innocently called her a hooker.
Now, why would she call me gay if i went out with her twice, Does that mean she has a penis?
when i pointed this out she slapped me.
there so damn dumb are scottish chicks
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lol why dd you call her a hooker. And girls are more confusing than quantom physicis.
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I'm sure some of the female members might find these types of threads offensive. Pay it its last respects now.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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