bahaha halfway there bro

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http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32639


It's been too long since I've had a nasty injury.

Edit: I'm now going to get bottled tomorrow night.

Low-Tech..... first time i read the story.....you were pretty lucky....crazy people around here carry what we call "knives".

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A knife would come in handy if you got a dozen bagels thrown at you. How else would you split them and spread whatever spread meets your fancy?

Crazy people don't usually carry knives, anywhere. Criminals do. Protecting yourself when harassing people in public would be a sane thing, anyway.

oh yeah, i meant to say....every time i ever think about complaining again, i'm going to think of sam. and not complain.

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I never usually get sick because I have a high immune system, but for injuries I'm like a female because I run away from anything that poses a threat.

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hahahahaha yo, that is not at all why i posted that story. i bitch about headaches and stuffy noses more than i bitch about my back pain

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Ha, he always comes up with the best counter points

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yeah yeah i know, and don't get me wrong, i wouldn't hesitate to beat your ass in halo or battlefront or something. but as an only child, i probably complain too much, anyway. so schliessen dein mund and let me add that to my list of commandments. hahaha.

besides, mere shots..intimidate me. so uh, you can have a chunk of my respect for all that wiggling-your-fingers-with-your-posterior-sliced-open stuff.

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Okay, yesterday I had to get a burst blood vessel type thing removed from right around the front of my panty area. It looked like a strange shaped red mole so the doc said he'd take it off right in the office. I was laying down so I couldn't see what he was doing. I didn't know it was going to require stitches until I felt the familiar pull. All I could think of was that it felt like when I used to sew my fingertips together basting just playing around. I couldn't feel the poke, but I could feel the pull. Anyways, I asked him if he was sewing and he said he was. I asked him if he was doing some decorative stitches and he laughed and said his signature was kind of long. I laughed. I wasn't real sure what to say after that so i just said "oh my."

When I told my hubby about it later he said, "Great, now I'll see his initials whenever you have your pants off. " I said, "No, he said it was is signature so it would be his whole name."

Surgery can be fun!

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ehhh, I hate needles. I adore blood, but needles make me... ..yah

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If you're me, you get used to it. these past 6 months, because I was taking accutane, they had to draw blood from me... I've also had blood drawn several times years ago to find out what was wrong with me (I had contracted some virus called "Cogsacky" or something. Say it fast, and it sounds like Cock Sacky ). And there was also the yearly flu shot, which hurts the least.... except when your arm starts hurting, which is one of the side effects.

Tetnus shot wasn't too bad, either. Didn't get sick from the shot. Stupid elementary school teachers making it out to be hell.

I also had to get shots for hepititus B, I think.

It's like the whole face your fears thing.

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Man, I don't think needles are that bad, especially when they are used to help your body/find out about the well-being of yourself.

I've got my blood taken a few times, but I don't think I wanna donate it anytime too soon. I just don't like that whole idea of a machine draining a lot of blood out of my body. Call me selfish...or reasonable.

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The lab tech drawing my blood had a horrible experience donating blood the first time she did it. Something they later found out to be caused by the substance at the bottoms of the vials was causing certain people to come up positive for HIV. She knew there was no way she was, but it took months for them to do repeated testing to find out the problem. She said they've changed the vials for that reason. I wonder how many people went through that agony without questioning it. I'd be having kittens I know.

My veins roll and they're hard to find. That particular tech always has good luck with me, but even the first time I got married about 30 years ago I had to go back to the health department after work to get stuck by someone else because they stuck me 4 times and couldn't get a drop. They used to do blood tests when we got hitched the first time.

I agree with BassB'. If it's to help it's okay. I always felt that way with the kids, too. I never fussed about the shots and they were both always good about them.

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I know how to solve someone's problem with needles. Punch them in the face, and while they are still disoriented, stick the needle in. The pain from the punch makes them forget about the "pain" from the needle.

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This guy had a problem with needles. http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/local..._303221037.html

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He probably smiled while doing it thinking what he did was funny. I would have kicked him in the nuts and french kissed him and say, "Haha, you kissed by a guy." With any luck, he would have contracted the heptitus.... but probably not.

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kinky. can i have a copy of that tape?

back on topic...., i usually don't get sick. at the very most i have a cold every year at some point. i haven't had one in over a year, for now. and they're over within a couple days when i do get them, anyway. my immune system took after my dad's. a lot of the time, i couldn't get sick if i tried.

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Not that it's an illness or anything, but if it counts, I suffer from a mild case of narcalepsy. I know. Sounds stupid. But it's true. I take medicine for it, but what sucked for me this past couple weeks was I had to see my doctor to get a refill on my perscription.... but he's been too fucking busy, I've been too fucking busy. So I'd been falling asleep in class more often. Fell out of my chair couple times. Finally got to see the doctor, saw him, got my perscription and stuff, chugged down a pill with that RockStar energy drink crap (which tastes like shit, btw).

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If it's a maintenance drug can you get a refill type prescription that you can call in the pharmacy to refill or get it in quantity mail order? The latter is generally cheaper. When I need a refill 'script I just call my doc and the nurse calls in the reorder then I can call in and refill my meds.

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Well, if I run out of refills, I have to get a check up by my doctor, and then he gives me the piece of papaer to take to the pharmacy. The inconvenience is trying to get the fucking appointment.

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Narcolepsy is really dangerous if you are driving, for reasons which don't need an explanation. Other than that it seems like it would be not much more than a big inconvieniance.

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I'm glad my narcalepsy isn't severe to that degree, though. I'd rather be falling asleep in class than behind the wheel.

Some people (in the real world, where the birds sing) have said I was just being lazy and need to just get in shape. I would say yes that's the reason because I'm tired but I wouldn't say I had narcalepsy if I didn't have tests done.

Had to do a sleep study, which sucked. Leaned in the direction that instead of narcalepsy I had sleep apnia (sp?). Biggest reason I couldn't sleep was all the stupid wires attached to me. No one can sleep through that. Finally did get some sleep.

The the next day, I had to sleep for like 30 minutes and wakeup.... didn't work. can't just go to sleep on command.

The blood test was what I think showed that potentially I could develop more seriosu narcalepsy or something. Nevertheless, got medicine for it.

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A woman I worked is narcoleptic. She has a master's degree in Sociology which was a struggle at times with her sleep disorder. She had special permission for her doctor to take naps where ever she was if necessary. She said there were times she'd lie down on the classroom floor and sleep a few minutes. She said it was terrifying to drive back and forth to Cleveland. The meds she's on helped her a lot once they got the dose regulated. The woman is a workhorse both at home and at work. A real inspiration.

I just wasn't sure if your meds were something that needed a doc seeing you each time or not. My asthma meds are the same all the time. I get 26 refills at a time on my scripts for my inhaler.

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Illness: a nasty case of some really unusual flu when I was 9. I had a headache for 3 days straight and then came down with it for about a month, and got a secondary ear infection as a result.

Injuries: a pen cylinder in my eye at the age of 4 (I was looking at a kaleidoscope through it and my baby sister hit the kaleidoscope) resulted in me being in hospital for 2 weeks, when I was 15 I sat on a fishtank (don't ask) and had a wound in my asscheek that needed seveal stitches, and at the age of 17 I punched a window and needed several stitches to fix the wound on my arm. That's it really, nothing EXTREME AND BRUTAL.

I have one question for you; how many people have you told that asscheek story to and they say "Wow, that must have been a pain in the ass?" How many people was it before you attacked one of them?

I punched a window once.... didn't break it. Just hurt my hand.... I need to workout.

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hahaha, I have pretty low testosterone as well, at least compared to some of my friends. I think I may know one of the most competitive guys ever, he will not stop in sports until he wins. Me, I try, but I stop after a while.

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Never broke a bone in my body.






































Until I started skateboarding.

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No one so far actually, but that's because I generally say upper thigh instead of arsecheeck when I suspect that people will be dickheads about it, or when I don't think it's appropriate to tell. I got an adorable nickname of "sore butt" in school after the incident though, and had difficulty walking/sitting for awhile.

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I can imagine, too, some pervs would have had asked you for "proof" with the insides of their pants bouncing all over the place.

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hmm... um, like you?

i just removed the dead skin from my drunk fire-cracker incident the other night. for those who dont know, i lit an m-60 and attempted to defuse it. the fuse burnt my thumb and pointer. then the thing exploded in my other hand. alcohol+firework=pain.

Last time that happened, fireworks were made illegal for everyone because we assume everyone's going to be drunk.

And no, I wouldn't be one of those pervs. Crimson comes off as being the kind of girl who can kick my ass, rip my ass off, and feed it to me, so I would essentially be rimming myself.

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I'd pay money to see that.

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whats all this?

TrOo, tro0.


+rvE



I woke up early today. 9 is pretty early to me.
[PUN=CompelledToMasturbate[/PUN]

Where do ou live at?

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la feria, in texas. very boring.

Nothing too bad here, thank goodness. Worst thing Ive had is a broken arm during spring football practice. That sucked, but hey, I could be a lot worse off than I am

I had no idea you lived in America till just now. I thought you were another one of those europeans......

hell had i known that i would have told you to meet up with me while i was down in Lousiana. I was right on the texas boarder.

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??? What was that last bit about? lol.



all yesterday, I've had this tightening pain in my jaw, like a charlie horse, but not in my leg. Whenever I yawned, it made it hurt.

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ooh, someone forgot their tetanus shot.

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Doesn't hurt today. And I got my tetnus shot a couple years ago. Hurt a little yesterday whenever I opened my mouth wide enough (sucks when you yawn). I guess I just slept on it wrong.... although I don't know how. I very rarely ever sleep on my jaw.

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hah! that happens to me here and there. but dude, i am at the very bottom of texas. its like mexico where i am.

the other day some girl said "you look swedish", i said "i am, so uh... yeah, wanna fuk Loz". joking! shit, i couldnt help it, i laughed when i even thought of typing that just now. the classmates probably think im some immature drunk. wait! ok, ok, time to get back to being serious and tough. fuk t3h world. misanthropy!!!

i just peeled some skin off my thumb. it stings. does anyone else do this? its sort of subconscious. my friend said he did it when he was nervous. if thats the case, i am nervous all day long.

Well, i have like two almost-severe injuries.

A couple years ago, like 4 years ago, me and some mates were walking around, it was snowy and all, and then i fell off the edge of a mountain. I fell approx. 25ft and landed on my back, and fucked up my lower back. It hurt like hell to begin with, and now i'm waiting for the results on my last doctor checkup to check out the severity. I'm doing alright though, nothing really noticeable.

A year ago or so, i was at this crack party, drunk as hell. I was following my cousin down to the bus stop, put her on the bus and sent her home. Then, 5 minutes later, i was walking back to the party, a car full of assholes pulled over and asked if they could have my money. Lucklily i didn't have any cash on me, but they began bitching about my credit card, and since i refused to hand over my code, one of them stabbed me in the face just right of my eye and chipped off a part of my skull. Lucklily nothing TOO bad happened, i began bleeding as a motherfucker and had the worst headache ever and had to sew a bit, but nothing more.. i got away with a kickass scar and all my $$$ still intact..

Jaw pain sucks. I have a temporomandibular joint disorder (the joint that connects the jaw to the skull). It's a double whammy thing, it dislocates easily and the muscles are weak, so opening my mouth too wide or chewing anything difficult is painful. My jaw has been rather good lately, but there are still things that cause me trouble, like apples. When it was particularly bad, I was rather depressed about it, so I made an ugly mspaint cartoon:

http://www.itkid.com/images/MY_disorder.PNG

*waits for felatio jokes*

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Well, now know one will make the jokes because you just totally ruined whatever suprising impact they would have had. WHY DO YOU TORTURE US SO?!


Jaw doesn't hurt anymore, but I have a canker sore or mouth ulcer (NOT Herpes!) on the inside of my lip. Sucks because it keeps grinding against my front teeth whenever I chew wrong.

I hate these things. They usualy go away after about 2 weeks or so, but is sitll annoying.

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i had to read the beginning of that first line a couple times...its not know, its no.

as for making those things go away and stay away longer...check out this website.

www.valtrex.com

LOL.

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LOL.... This is one of those times where I don't really know what is so funny but the thought of bassbehemoth laughing so heartily at that guy's misfortune just makes me crack up.

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the bluntness of falling off a mountain made me lol quite heartily

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Damnit, I didn't catch that spelling error...... well, I'm gonna take the liberal extremist path..... "Guns kill people, and keyboards make spelling errors!"

I use this numbing cream for the sore, but it sucks because I have a tendancy to... well, this may sound weird, but I like to mimmick drum beats with my teeth (with my mouth closed, of course. Otherwise, I'd look even dumber). And if I apply the cream, the swishing of the saliva because of the movement of the teeth spreads the cream (even a little dot) all around, and it numbs my tongue sort of. Tastes like shit.

I also when brushing my teeth will use some Listerine, and that usually speeds the process of it going away.

Lastly; goddamnit, it is not herpes! Sorry for the slight irritation, but all my friends think I have herpes whenever I tell them I have a mouth sore.

For a while, I thought I did have herpes, so I did a little research, and I'm possitive I do not have herpes. For one, I don't recall ever coming in contact with another person with herpes, sexual (bahhaha ) or otherwise. Second, the sore looks more like a mouth ulcer than a cold sore. Although I don't know the exact difference, nor do I know if they are even different or if a cold sore is a form of a mouth ulcer, I do know the one I have is caused by some kind of trauma (I bit my wittle wip ).

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when i got emotionally scarred , for trusting this girl

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Oh.......my................god......take this as a speedy warning and not an insult: log out right now and don't ever come back.

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gahaha, WORD MY BROTHA!

Yeah, I don't really want to laugh at someone's near death experience...but how often do you walk off a fucking mountain?

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I broke my jaw in 2 places, walk 15km to the hospital only to get sent home to return on Monday. Went on Monday, had to wait 3 days or something to get sent to a bigger hospital to get x-rays. They wired it a week later and got the wire taken out about a week after that. Not only did it fucking hurt, but I was constantly hungry for 3 weeks or so.

I have been kneed in the head in football and put a tooth through my mouth, got 4 stiches.

Got into a fight and split a knuckle on some guys tooth, had to to get stiches and on medication for a week. When they tell you not to drink on medication, don't. I was so fucking sick.

Broke my toe twice, and my thumb once and burnt a hole in my foot(thats the pic). Thats about all my main injurys.

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OH LOOKZ GUYS, AN EMO!
let's kill it!
LOLZ KTHXBI!!

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Cold sores (herpes of the mouth) and genital herpes are caused by two different strains of HPV. Four out of five women come in contact with HPV throughout their lives, but most shed the virus after one to two years. Genital herpes can infect the mouth, and vice versa, but that's a bit less common than genital herpes transmitting to other people's genitals and mouth transmitting to mouth.

I'd say yours is just a normal sore because of an injury and possible subsequent bacterial infection.

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Probably.

I think it's ridiculous that doctors would call something as minor as biting your lip very hard a "trauma." When I think of trauma, I'm thinking of a major car accident mixed in with some crazy Law and Order SVU shit; Getting DPed raped by 4 guys, "facialized," and then getting tied up and laid on the ground, while having someone run you over with at least a motorbike, and not those big ones but those tiny faggoty ones I fantasize about running over with my truck.

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Why precisely did you post your masturbation foddler fantasy here?

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Ouch, FROST BURN!!!

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I didn't walk off of a fucking mountain, i fell, and i was wearing skis and jumping around like shit when i fell sideways off. Luckily the snow accounted for most of the damage, and apart for some pain when i overuse my back i have no complications. X-rays show that i have a very minor misalignment in my lower back, and since i'm young it will probably go back in place all by itself ;-)

LOL.

Hahah he took your advice, you know...

I have TMJ problems too. Occasionally, while over-eating (which is the only way I normally eat) an enormous crunch can be heard. It's a noise you probably know... the sound of the jaw joint misfiring. When it happens, often it's so painful that it can actually knock me off my feet.

It must look FUCKING FUNNY when it happens.

I mean, one second I'm standing up, holding a conversation and eating a kebab, then suddenly I'm flattened on the ground scrabbling at my face like a cockroach and looking for the number of the bus that hit me. If it wasn't for the crippling pain, I'd laugh my arse off at me. God knows you pricks would!

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Or while you get older, you will have a suffering back problem the rest of your life.

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General question open to anyone who can give a real answer:

What drink is the hardest on your kidneys? By "drink" I mean everything, alcoholic or non-alcoholic. From diet coke to Jagermeister, what drinks are just hard for your kidneys to turn into water?

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I once fell and hit a table with the corner of my eye. I had to get stitches and couldn't see for about a month out of that eye.

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Just reading that made me laugh. You should hae someone take pictures.

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I would, but it's too hard to plan around. However, the invention of the camera phone should eventually result in pictures of me in total agony.

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That would be great

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YES! The camera phone has found it's true purpose, and not to take pictures of stupid teen fags pretending to hit each other with blunt objects.

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Gatorade-like sports drinks, hard water, anything very high in minerals. Gives you kidney stones.

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Sheet.

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So basically everything but regular water? Gay. I like my 6 cans of coke a day.

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Coke is high in salt. Salt = water retention of top of all of the calories you're consuming with the sugar. Pepsi is better as it's lower in both, and studies prove that most people can't tell the difference in taste between coke and pepsi. I've even replicated that test as my assessment for Conducting Sensory Analysis of Foods and the results always came back the same. Nevertheless, both pepsi and coke are fucking evil (I still drink them).

Regular water CAN be bad if it's hard water. I used to drink UV treated bore water. It tasted great, BUT it left a hard, white residue on any vessel it was boiled in, and gave my mother kidney stones. We moved away from that area 6 years ago and my mum is in hospital right now dealing with the after-effects of drinking that water (her system was weakened by childbirth, it doesn't happen to everybody, the rest of my family and most of the people who drank that water are fine and have healthy bones).

If you drink 2 litres of water a day (juice, milk, and teas are fine too) you shouldn't have a problem. Sports drinks are also okay if you're actually doing sports, but they have rather harsh food colourings in them. Food colouring is also bad for your insides lol.

FUN FACT:
If you don't give your cat sufficient wet food, feeding them only on the dry biscuits and water, their kidneys are likely to blow at some point as cats don't drink much water at all. The worst thing for your kidneys is a lack of fluids.

Holy shit, that is what my last cat must have died of. She had a renal infection, they say it is a really common way for most cats to die anyway. I think I'm gonna go get some wet food tomorrow. Thanks for the tip BrokenCrimson!

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i can honest to god tell the difference between coke, pepsi, and diet coke and diet pepsi

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Whoever can't must have been pretty fucking dumb.

I can sort of. PEpsi is more sugary tasting, and coke is more sweet.

I hate when people say there's no difference between diet and regular in terms of taste. The difference is so noticable. It's like comparing a cooked steak with a piece of raw steak that had been sitting out for days.

Anyways, yeah, my family history is filled with heart disease and kidney stones. My dad alone has had 3 or 4 kidney stone cases (and like 4 heart attacks, fyi).

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Coke has more balls to it.

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Inteligence has nothing to do with tongue/nose sensitivity. Most upper and middle management types are actually hopeless and sensory testing, while cleaners are the best at it. Funny?

There is just not enough of a smell difference between the two, and the salt cancels out the sweet in coke. Coke is designed to make you thirstier.

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if it werent for my alcohol mix (rum and coke) id never have any soda. at first i would have to force myself to choose water over soda, then it became a habit, and now i dont even enjoy soda, at all. i guess im back to when i was a kid and hated all soda.

waitress: "what will you have to drink, miss?"
mom: "dr. pepper, and he'll have water" referring to me.

im even really thirsty right now, and all i want is water. which brings to question, what did you mean by "hard water". ive never heard that term.

i have bronchitis and it is sucking balls.

moreso than any other affliction i have ever had.

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Wow, you're alive! How's the being naked going?

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I guess it's time I add my 2 cents to this revealing thread.

1) I was born with a birth defect known as phimosis... it involves my pride & joy, if you know what I mean... if you really wanna know what it is then by all means check it out but it's not very attractive, though I was lucky it could still 'function' normally from the day I was born to when I got is taken care of. This summer I got circumsnipped and I've been much happier ever since... though it was a bitch getting used to it. Damn you bastards with the decade of 'head' start, no pun intended...

2) Last winter I got flesh eating bacteria on my right big toe... I don't know how or why I got it but I'm glad I went to the doctor when I did because it could have been fatal if left alone (though I don't know how that could have been possible, it hurt like HELL!) I went through 3 weeks of therapy for it, which meant shooting my toe up with Novacain as the doc squeezed, yes literally POPPED the fucker out like a zit. Gross! After the novocain wore off I was in major pain, I could see my toe THROBBING. Lots of blood too, had to soak my feet in hot water and epsom salt for the entire time. Anyway, this scared the crap out of me when the doctor said I could have gotten it from doing intensive activities (I had a manual labor job back then) in the same boots all the time. This was a good excuse to go out and buy like 4 pairs of new boots, chucks, and sneaks. I joked with the doctor about giving me a gift certificate to Macy's stapled to a prescription, didn't work ... I'm just glad all that is over.

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Holy Crap dude..flesh eating disease is death metal! Is your toe still intact?

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Oh yeah dude it's not disfigured or anything! It took a while to heal though. Think of like the biggest zit you ever had and imagine that by like 50 (it was replicating itself right under my big toe between the sole and the toe itself.)
Funny thing is afterwards I obviously still wanted to wear those boots, so the doc told me to spray Odor Eaters in them (it also kills germs and stuff.) I did that once in the summer and they STILL SMELL like Odor Eaters spray, I can catch a whiff of it everytime I but them on.

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bro i saw a video on ebaumswolrd that i'm sure was much bigger and more diqusting. this guyhad a MASSSIVE... MASSIVE zit on his ass. He got a doctor to squeeze it out. Dude it was literally like a solid stream of fucking white coming from his ass for minutes, it was so disqusting.

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being naked rules.

except for having to be naked alone cuz my husband is in iraq, but otherwise, being naked is still ruling pretty hard.

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i completely agree.

rock on flesh eating diseases.

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A grazed elbow that has turned into a pus spitting scab.

Never thought scoliosis of a minor magnitude could make me ache like I am at this moment and the past few days. When I got evaluated a few years ago it was nothing serious but now I may have to get a back brace or just endure the pain and let my spine curve even more.

I have cancer.

awesome, do you have any pics?

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i was born with a kindney disfuction, so they jammed tubes up my pee-hole, haha. Thank god i was a baby!

and ive broken several bones, nothing special

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dokthur! cure me pl0x!

lol there are much worse things that result from bad spinal curving than pain. dont be a retard , go to a specialist

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I should, but then again we aren't wealthy.

I don't think there is any ignorable case of scoliosis; you'd need to do something about it at some point regardless of how extreme it is. It is what it is. My brother had a huge operation on his back for scoliosis 7 or 8 years ago where a corrective rod was inserted into his back. I can't imagine how painful that must have been for him. He was a sophomore in high school at the time and he was out of school for I think two or three months, from January to March. Now he has this big scar down his back.. actually looks pretty badass.. but the dangers he had before the operation are no longer there.

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The most serious thing I ever had was epiglottitis when I was 7 years old. Basically my throat started closing really fast. The doctors said that if I got to the hospital 15 minutes later I would have been dead for sure. I had to stay in the hospital for a week with a tube down my throat. Couldn't eat, drink or talk... but got a good amount of morphine which made me hallucinate pretty good

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been there, done that

not wealthy? wheelchairs and caskets arent cheap either, retard

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