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Dogs
I like dogs. So does Chris is my bet. What dogs do you like?
When my bitch is gone I'm gonna get a staffy cross... Either cross bullMastiff or Pitbull or Rotti... Either, but I want it to be small, fucken built brutal, stocky and solid as a walking brick.
My current dog is a ridgeback cross dane... She's not very brutal, but shes very nice and has personality.
Whats your favourite breed?
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I dont' have a dog and haven't had one in a really long time, but i tell you what i absolutely have to have a scottish terrier. I want one so bad that its rediculous. I mentioned this on here before i believe. They're adorable.
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2006-10-24, 13:20
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husky, siberian. or the malamu and aikida breeds
outsurvive any other dog anywhere.
sharper senses<with exception to a few choice breeds>better cardio<than most, not all>,better coat<takes alot of brushing and cleaning tho>cooler looking. they arent as tough as other dogs, but who cares, they can outrun most easily.
the ultimate survivor, more instinctually connected to the wild.
pits cant run with the wolves, never could, never will.
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mammals as pets!?!? you crazy?? no dogs at my house...but used to have a minature schnauzer for a long time. that dog was the shit!
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we have a tall and SKINNY, black great dane/lab at my house. its half and half. i like that one a lot. she looks like the dog form of an african american human. pretty cool dog. but the nicest dog at my house just showed up one day, and i dont know what it is. she was going to have puppies but ate some ant poison the other day and we are pretty sure they died... irregular discharge.
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2006-10-24, 15:24
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TTA, I never knew you were a gay hairdresser.
The dog in my house is a Boston terrier, but it's not really my dog.
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2006-10-24, 15:32
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2006-10-24, 15:36
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that dog is the most ridiculous looking thing ever.
give me a cat anyday. dogs suck.
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2006-10-24, 15:47
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that dog is the most ridiculous looking thing ever.
give me a cat anyday. dogs suck.
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"and the horns called for war" that dog is so /\/\3+@|. its got long hair.
i do prefer cats, sometimes.
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2006-10-24, 15:52
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i have a Schnauzer, and he pissed me off!!!
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that dog is the most ridiculous looking thing ever.
give me a cat anyday. dogs suck.
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you were still a dot on your dad's balls and this dog was already headbanging to Skid Row.
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2006-10-24, 17:18
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i fuckin' hate small dogs.....they make me wanna throw them out my car window while i'm driving down the highway at 70 mph.
the best dogs need to be big.
favorites?:
labs (even though they tend to smell like shit)
borzois (russian wolf hounds. fuckin awesome and big)
pretty much any canine stupid enough to eat cigarette butts and stick its nose in your crouch, i like.
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2006-10-24, 17:53
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We had a Beagle named Dusty, for almost 16 years. He died of cancer.... well, actually, he died from when we put him down, but he would have died PAINFULLY from the cancer if not for our generosity. He first had a cancerous THING hangins off his lip, and we had it removed. But apparently, some of the cells already spread to his throat area, and it began swelling up. There was just him and the big lump in his neck. We knew he was due to die.
We figured as long as he wasn't in any pain, we'd let nature take it's course. But when we went on a 1 week vacation and got back, his hairs started sticking up in various places. We tried brushing them down but when we did, we touched a lump. every place where there was hair sticking up was a cancerous lump that had spread from the tumor in his neck. All over his body, and he was very weak.
We had him put down a couple weeks later. Didn't think it would effect me too much, but I welled up a little. Never was attached to the dog as much as my sister was.
There was that dog, and a few others. None of them actually OURS. one was a rotweiler named Raja (named after the Disney tiger character from Aladdin) that belonged to my half-sister and her family who moved in with us when they were having financial problems. big dog, but she was sweet.... she wasn't spayed, so we got concerned when she was starting to grow a little, think she got pregnant; next door, there was this male dog that was almost always attached to a chain, but whenever Raja would be outside the same time he was, she would rub her butt against our chainlinked fence..... if you thought watching two snakes fuck on the Animal Channel was wierd yet funny, should have seen this. If that male dog had thumbs..... you knwo what I'm getting at. Well, we were worried he got loose, dug a hole (there were a few holes that were dug under the fence), and had a little fling with Raja (disgusting thought, two dogs doing it, I know). My sister, just to be safe, had her checked out. She wasn't pregnant, but she was spayed just in case..... the furry tramp.
My full-blooded sister had 2 dogs for herself; both beagles like Dusty was. Except one didn't really act like a beagle, because usually, from what I've seen, Beagles don't really bark as much as the howl. This one barked.
anyways, there was a girl dog, named Susie Q, and a male pup named Whiskey. Whiskey was always wild and could have used a shot of whiskey, and Susie had a problem with always pissing inside, so no whiskey for her! Susie is fat now because whenever she stays at our house whenever my sister is on vacation or something else that's come up, we spoil her with food. Whiskey, on the other hand, was so energetic he burnt off any food he ate. He looked like an Afghan out of a cave who never heard of a Krispy Kreme..... he also was neutered, but he would still hump people's legs. Awkward sitaution for me. You don't want to be rude to the dog, but you don't want piss stains on your pants when he's done. And if you don't want him on you and saying "No" doesn't work, kicking isn't an option because even if his package is gone, he still has some leftovers.
She also had another dog, don't remember what kind. Petey. Too wild. Not dangerous, but he wouldn't shut up!
We love pets.
Wow, first long post I've had in a while.
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Dog populations in China recently got so out of hand the Gov mandated people could bring in Dog corpses for what would be the equilivent of a few dollars. For weeks people were seen beating random stray dogs in the streets and doing horrible things to trap and kill them.
I'd prefer to see this happen to shitty dog owners.
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I have a Beagle. I really want a Boxer or a Dobermann. I have a thing for powerful, loyal, intelligent dogs.
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I love dogs...
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Dog populations in China recently got so out of hand the Gov mandated people could bring in Dog corpses for what would be the equilivent of a few dollars. For weeks people were seen beating random stray dogs in the streets and doing horrible things to trap and kill them.
I'd prefer to see this happen to shitty dog owners.
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i have a genuine Yorkshire Terrier.
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I had a Norfolk terrier, pretty much the same but a little bigger and with shorter hair (it was black and tan too). Excellent, excellent dog, but she got diabetes after 11 years and was pretty much ruined and didn't last very long after that. We had to inject her with insulin twice a day for the best part of a year.
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I had a mutt that was small and broke through the screen of an upstairs bedroom and leaped off the porch roof twice. She could jump like a gazelle. She had the shape of a greyhound but was obviously German sheperd. She was great with the kids and not dominating at all. She got hit by a car and died a couple days later. Probably due to some horrid conditions we were living in at the time, but I won't get into that. She was about 7 years old.
The next dog we had was a husky, yellow lab, collie mix and she was an alpha dog. Pain in the ass, but she was a good girl. We had to have her put down at 13. She had canine cognitive disorder --in other words dog alzheimer's. Having to put her down was the hardest thing I've ever dealt with. We were all a mess over that. She's in her urn right over my pc with her picture by her.
She had pups one year that were part foxhound. The pups had their granny's black, white, and tan collie markings or maybe they were foxhound, but none of them were blonde with the super curly tail like their mom. The neigghbor took one of the pups and had it for awhile. I told them when they took her if they decided they didn't want her to give her back to me. They did after a few months. She was a pretty dog, but dumb as a stump. She used to chase her tail in the living room which isn't that big. And she'd torment her mother constantly --just like Walpurgis and his bro. We had a choke chain on her and used to tie her outside. Well, I was at work and my b/f called and said when he and his friend came home it was raining and she had gotten under the porch. She wrapped her line around some wires I didn't know were under there and bared the old insulation. The guy with my b/f tried several times to get her unhooked from the chain and the electricity knocked him off the porch 3 times at least. She ended up dying. Probably of a heart attack. She was only about a year old. She and one of the litter she was from are buried out back with the first dog.
The cat one of the boy that lived here for years had here took it to his mom's when he moved there. His mom and that cat really hit it off well. He runs on the treadmill with her sometimes. I'd love to see that. I really didn't want a cat and I doubt I'd ever get another one, but he was cool. So was the other cat I had. He was gender confused, but I think there's an old poem called "My Poor Kitty" or something like that in the lyric forum. He was a Garfield except once in awhile he'd jump up and spin in the air so he got called ninja kitty. Walpurgis liked to grab him while he was on the tile floor and slide him around. He didn't care a bit. He was sweet, but he died right after new years. A stray we didn't know much about.
I've got a cockatiel now, too. I've had 3 of them and they're great. The females have a very different personality than the males, but they're both awesome creatures. Real clowns, too. My males talk.
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darko, you say you want a intellient loyal dog, why goboxer, they are loyal, but they are fucken stupid, they are hard to train to from what i understan. i never personally had one, but EVERY, EVERY boxer i have met was really dumb, and they dribble and are waaaay too energetic for me.
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borzois (russian wolf hounds. fuckin awesome and big)
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LOL. I hate those dogs, my mom used to want one. They look like they have aids.
http://www.dog-breed-facts.com/images/Borzoi-.jpg
I had a purebred collie and a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.
I definitely like the bigger ones rather than smaller dogs. I wanna get a puppy someday soon.
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Yeah I have pictures and videos....from press releases and countless articles...
forums of endless westerners crying and boohooing over them...
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darko, you say you want a intellient loyal dog, why goboxer, they are loyal, but they are fucken stupid, they are hard to train to from what i understan. i never personally had one, but EVERY, EVERY boxer i have met was really dumb, and they dribble and are waaaay too energetic for me.
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I've read that they are intelligent, but I can't say I know from experience because I haven't spent a lot of time around specific Boxers long enough. Strong-willed dogs, like Boxers, are going to be difficult to train but that doesn't mean there wouldn't be great results. Honestly, it seems like with more consideration and research I might pass with the Boxer and go with a Dober, Rottweiler, or German Shephard but since I still live at home, and my mom dislikes large dogs, the Boxer is my best choice right now. Anyone have experience with Boxers?
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i looked up my dog on the internet it seems to be a cross between a Burmese mountain dog and something else
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Cats are so much better than dogs.
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2006-10-26, 01:11
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Boxers are just as big as german shepherd really man... I thnik anyway, not too much difference especially considering boxers fucking run and jump on everything, its like they have teh personality of a jack russel, anyway, you might be able to train it well, ive just never met a well trained one.
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I used to have a boxer. They're pretty easy to train, but yeah, in general they're more energetic than other breeds. The most annoying thing is how much my one slobbered...if you don't clean up, it'll look like masturbate-a-thons are hosted in your house every night.
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Thats a deterrent, although I'm always cleaning up after those anyways. Tell me more about your Boxer - was he good in general? Intelligent?
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I FUCKING HATE MY DOG, HE CAMES JUST TO EAT MY PAYCHECK....SON OF A BITCH
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Yeah, every German Shephard I've met I fell in love with.
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Very true for me too...
I have seen many asshole dogs.... but Sheppards are always super cool animals.
Dobermans are also laid back and dont deserve the "agressive" label often put on them....even if they can be asskickers....they are very loyal and very good with children in general. They are good at reading people and can easily spot a douchebag in a crowd.
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I had a german shepard X ridgeback, she was cool. German shepards are natural fucking gaurd dogs man.
I have my dog Kyuss now, hes Huntaway, got him off a farm, they use them as sheep dogs so obviously he is a lively wee cunt.
Kyuss and his girlfriend
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Aaaaawwww. Good looking dog.
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GAHAHAHAHA!!! i'd never laughed at those dogs untill just now.
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I prefer cats as well. but sometimes i wish cats were bigger. ive seen fat cats that are pretty big, but thats not what i mean. hmm, imagine a domestic cat the size of an adult goat. id have a couple of them at home.
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Like a Maine Coon cat? Those get pretty big.
I think some people are cat people and some dog. I'm a just a dog person.
There's a cool series of books on different topics about animals and people they've interacted with for various reasons. I liked the books so much I bought --and read-- the whole series. It was put out by Guidepost Books about 10 years ago. It's not all Christian based stuff, but interesting things about communication of various kinds between human and beasts.
This dog I have now was glued partically to it's previous owner when she was dealing with breast cancer. The dog I had prior to her wouldn't get on the furniture when she was younger unless one of the kids was ill. I remember once in particular that walpurgis was very sick and sleeping in his bed upstairs. I went up and found Ginger laying practically on top of him. She was one of those animals that if you didn't feel well she would sniff your breath and give you the sympathetic look and stay right by you.
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