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Old 2006-10-20, 02:13
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you ever just want to punch a girl in the face?

i switched my class in college and theres this dumbass generic emo piece of trash that sits across from me, and whenever i see her it makes me want to go into fuckin wolverine rage mode

shes a rich bitch, so her idea of non-conformism is buying a bunch of shit from hot topic to make her pass off as a "goth".

so shes got this expensive marilyn manson hoodie, some pre-ripped black cargo pants, dyed black hair, converse shoes, 10 layers of fucking clown makeup to cover her scaley face (i swear to god she'd look just like fucking skelator without it) and a notebook that says "i cannot CORRUPT that which is by nature, already CORRUPT"

i fell asleep in class today and had a super realistic dream that i just ran up and uppercutted her head clean off, mortal kombat style, then everyone cheered and wrapped me in the american flag, like in rocky 4

then i woke up and she was still alive, you can imagine my dissapointment

 
Old 2006-10-20, 02:18
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sometimes this where metal lyrics actually matter

wow now chris barnes has a purpose
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Old 2006-10-20, 02:20
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I get it now.

You are here to deliberately be the gayest fuck ever.

Riiiight! Fucken hell, I should have seen it long ago when you first joined that you were deliberately just trying to be the gayest most fucken stupid cunt ever created just to annoy us. And to think I took you seriously as a human being. God do I feel stupid.

Hahaha, oh well anyway, you've had us all on and showed us how ridiculous a person can be, now, how about showing us what you're really like.

And by God, if I'm wrong and this is what you are really like... I think I might lose all faith in humanity. Too bad then we would have had something in common, but since yours has bee restored recently or whatever.

YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING CUNT.
 
Old 2006-10-20, 02:23
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hahahaha i like the part of make up.

i got an idea: bring some acid with you and pitch it on her face....hey wait a minute....why do you want to kill her because she is a fake....let the life doing what its due to happen......cunt!!!
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Old 2006-10-20, 02:30
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Dude, no offense, but you complain too much about other people. First there's the "posers" who like DragonForce because of their new album and this girl? Personally, if I were going to complain about someone, it wouldn't be their looks but their smell, or more likely their personality and their actions. Trust me, I've seen my fair share of emo-looking people who turned out to be really cool people. I also have no right to judge the looks of other people because I've looked at myself, and I look like a 40-year old dyke.

Just get over the superficial aspects of people and learn to know who they are. It's when you find out that they're assholes is when you can judge them.
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Old 2006-10-20, 03:34
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Sounds ot me like you like her. If you remember the show Hey Arnold! from about 6 years ago, there was a girl named helga who was deeply in love with the football-headed shaped charecter, yet she made fun of him and acted like she hated him all the time.

But anyway, no I don't think you should hit her. She is a girl, and has more of an excuse to be emo. Although I doubt she is emo enought to complain about you behind your back on some random internet forum.
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Old 2006-10-20, 03:41
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Yup, You love her and I bet you were dreaming about something else, and you needed to tell someone about her and we are here to listen, but you got to be metal so you tell us how much you hate her

Pretty typical really. I bet if she talked with you, you would about jizz yourself though.
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Old 2006-10-20, 03:51
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I'll imagine your disappointment if you imagine the look on my face as I closed your whiney thread. You're not grown up enough to be on the internet.

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