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Old 2006-10-10, 03:10
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Could you imagine if your mom was on this forum?

I can't. Happy Birthday Bobbi, you crazy, sexy old woman you.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-10-10, 03:27
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total MILF. thanks for putting up with my shit.


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Old 2006-10-10, 03:30
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If I'm ever in Ohio again(I've been there while driving thru to more entertaining states..) perhaps I'll stop by and hit on your husband.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-10, 04:19
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happy bday, always full of advice. good, bad, entertaining, sometimes made up on the spot.....

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Old 2006-10-10, 04:24
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

it would suck if my mom were on here, id have to be careful with everything i say. though, if my mom were on here, that probably wouldnt be the case.

anyway, have a good 30th birthday!!!!
 
Old 2006-10-10, 04:43
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Old 2006-10-10, 05:11
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anyway, have a good 30th birthday!!!!



LOL, bob must be a rape child if that were the case.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-10, 07:03
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Old 2006-10-10, 07:40
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Old 2006-10-10, 08:11
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Have a good one, Bobbi
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Old 2006-10-10, 08:12
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Old 2006-10-10, 08:53
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Old 2006-10-10, 09:45
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Old 2006-10-10, 10:46
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Old 2006-10-10, 12:17
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Aw, thanks. I'm blushing with a big smile on my face.

I got a 28 gallon air compressor with a grease gun and spray gun for my bday. Well, hubby got it yesterday, but I'll be playing with it before too long probably. I can't wait to get a nailgun for it, too. (I know. I'll shoot my eye out.)

Someone call the fire department when they light the candles.

You wanna know something really weird about Bobpurgis? He was actually a planned child. His brother was a high speed blowout. I wouldn't trade either of them though.

You guys are cool. Stop by anytime. Even you, Tranny. Just so I could laugh at you personally. And have a pb and J.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2006-10-10, 14:30
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Old 2006-10-10, 14:48
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Old 2006-10-10, 15:05
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Old 2006-10-10, 15:16
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Old 2006-10-10, 16:13
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Old 2006-10-10, 16:27
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Happy Birthday metal mom! Get drunk and get laid!
 
Old 2006-10-10, 17:21
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hope you have a good one!
 
Old 2006-10-10, 18:09
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Theoldman, that's easy for you to say!


I'm really stunned. I got a call from Calcutta from an old net friend a little while ago. For once I was speechless. I think he registered here long time ago but I can't remember. Old age, ya know?

Thanks again. E-hugs for you all.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-10, 18:25
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Enjoy it!!
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Old 2006-10-10, 19:26
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Old 2006-10-10, 19:36
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Old 2006-10-10, 21:37
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Happy Birthday Navy Mom/Metal Mom

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Old 2006-10-10, 21:58
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Happy birthday Bobbi!!!
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Old 2006-10-11, 04:34
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Happy Birthday Navy Mom/Metal Mom

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... what a diddle.

Happy birfday mom!
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-10-11, 09:11
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Old 2006-10-11, 13:28
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Old 2006-10-11, 14:13
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Old 2006-10-11, 16:56
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Old 2006-10-11, 17:24
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happy day after your birthday! hope you had a good one.
 
Old 2006-10-11, 18:07
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roflmao n0odz of moi? I'll see if I have any, d0od. I might be a few months old, but I think I have one bare butt shot on my mom's bed. hehe I've got an undershirt on though. lol

oh geez, that was hilarious.

Thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-11, 18:43
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Yeah, I got drunk for you last night and watched the free UFC event for you as well..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-11, 18:56
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-11, 18:57
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-11, 19:07
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Cool! You should have heard the "birthday fight" my hubby and I got into. He wants me to find an internet husband so I have to pay him alimony. lol I told him he was out of luck. It wasn't much of a fight. I was talking to a friend in Toledo that called me and said he and his g/f might come out Halloween. That's who he was referring to. We ended up talking about getting Denny some flannel chaps so he could wear them fuzzy side in, but he said they wouldn't cover his balls so it was pointless if they were assless chaps.

And you thought it was just me and wally that's nutz?

btw, why aren't you on msn?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-11, 19:09
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Hope you had a good one metal mom

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Old 2006-10-11, 20:35
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btw, why aren't you on msn?


I'm usually not on to avoid some people I don't want to talk too.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-11, 20:48
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Happy Birthday!

Well....I hope you had a Happy Birthday!
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Old 2006-10-11, 21:17
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I'm usually not on to avoid some people I don't want to talk too.



Well, fy 2. That's what AIM is for!

Thanks, Dahmer's.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-12, 18:33
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I got drunk on your birthday and on several days after it, but for unrelated reasons. I feel very strongly that the only reason I'd get drunk 'for' you is that I was around you and it's easier to drink than find a tall enough building in Ohio to jump off of.

And stop posting in your own birthday thread. Keep that bullshit in the RTT.
 
Old 2006-10-12, 18:38
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I'm usually not on to avoid some people I don't want to talk too.


Blocking?
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Old 2006-10-12, 23:27
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shit you live in ohio!!!
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