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Old 2006-10-03, 02:49
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the REAL difference between White and Blacks

The age old question answered!

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Old 2006-10-03, 02:57
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Hahah wow.
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Old 2006-10-03, 02:58
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Old 2006-10-03, 02:59
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aww blood red bass and i are just made for each other, i'm 14th on the white girls' names and he's 16th on the white boys' names.
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Old 2006-10-03, 03:03
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aww blood red bass and i are just made for each other, i'm 14th on the white girls' names and he's 16th on the white boys' names.



Thats just like a girl. actually remembers everybodys names. I tell you what i've heard everybodys name at least twice now and i still don't know one other persons name except Shreddist ironically, cause i've seen his name posted up so many damn times on the net.

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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-03, 03:07
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Thats just like a girl.

.......i was demonstrating sarcasm
besides, he's my gopher / slave / boyfriend, of course i know his name. i'm kind of surprised they actually posted a list like that, though.
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Old 2006-10-03, 03:10
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Thats just like a girl. actually remembers everybodys names. I tell you what i've heard everybodys name at least twice now and i still don't know one other persons name except Shreddist ironically, cause i've seen his name posted up so many damn times on the net.



Hahaha are you calling me unimportant!? Where have you seen my name?
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Hahaha are you calling me unimportant!? Where have you seen my name?



Son. First of all your aim screen name is your fullname. Second. i've been to every website you have. haha You have DEFINATELY made an effort to get your music out, i can see that.

Edit: mrs. Malicious. I shoulda seen it...... shoulda seen it. no woman comes into this thread on her own.. PAH! that woudl jsut be..... pure blasphemy!
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
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reginald? shit ill trade my whitey name for that

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reginald? shit ill trade my whitey name for that

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Old 2006-10-03, 03:51
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Psychologist Brett Pelham, who has studied hundreds of thousands of names, said they can significantly affect your life, even what profession you enter. He says it's probably not just chance that a man named Nathan "Leeper" became a high jumper.

"It's probably not a coincidence that of all the opportunities he [Leeper] had as a great athlete, that's the one that he stuck with," Pelham said.

His research shows that an unusual number of people named Dennis become dentists, and if you're named George you're more likely to become a geologist.

So do names even influence whom people pick to marry?

Pelham said, according to his research, yes. "My work has shown very clearly that people are disproportionately likely to marry other people, to want to befriend other people if their names resemble the name of the person making the decision."

He said it's no coincidence that Tom Cruise dated Penelope Cruz, or that Paris Hilton was once engaged to Paris Latsis.

On one level, it might seem wrong to make decisions based on names. "At another level, people like their names. And the biggest symbol of who you are, in fact, is your name, and if you feel good about yourself and your name, you will feel good about anything that even vaguely resembles your name," Pelham added.

It's why he said people named Georgia are disproportionately more likely than other women to move to the state of Georgia

"It seems dumb. It seems like a crazy reason. But at another level, why not choose Georgia over Virginia? Because she is constantly surrounded by reminders of something that she loves, namely herself," Pelham said.


i just dont believe this stuff, i dont care what the mans credentials are. ive had fortune cookies pass on more meaningful information. the study in itself i have no problem with tho.

i find highly stylized names retarded,stuff like black women named "cleopatra" because thier parents were dipshits and didnt realize she wasnt actually egyptian<coz of course the name evokes african pride being as she was a queen of egypt> and didnt really get the backstory on her life as a........you know. the shaniquas and fake ass, misspelled french names dont help

this also goes for the dudes named "Tucker", "Jordan" and "Tyler" whitebread/peckerwood names that expose you as a sheltered,shallow,weak<mentally,physically,intellectually,everythingly> human being. people also make the mistake of naming girls after virtues "hope" "faith" etc.<credit to Carlin before anyone calls me on it>

i think about 5 years ago there was even this emphasis on pronouncing latino name with the correct spanish inflection on television news, this was like, a new thing were english pronounciation is some sort of insult...............................fuck that shit!!!, its not like everyone else butchers english. now i gotta say "FeR-R-R-ando GaR-R-R-R-Rcia" and my tounge is doing 16th notes at 600bpms to get all the r's in. i hate that shit. sorry that cool spanish names like "florencia" and ferdinand" dont really come out well, guess you can hang with "Dick" "Bubba" and "Rufus"
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Old 2006-10-03, 04:19
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Old 2006-10-03, 04:23
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that white trucker dude that ate a brick in the face during the LA riot, wasnt his name "Reginald", i always thought that was wierd.


thats the blackest name i ever heard.
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Old 2006-10-03, 04:41
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Well what do you think about the name Michael? haha its ap retty popular one eh?

Funy you meantion the lil article. My ex girlfriend (of 3 years) and maybe we'll get back together i dunno.. we almost have the same last name hahaha. So if we got married... it really wouldn't make a difference as far as changing her name.

Caldwell to Cornwell. Keepin' it in the family...... haha Apparently my name is derived from Caldwell england..
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-03, 05:18
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this also goes for the dudes named "Tucker", "Jordan" and "Tyler" whitebread/peckerwood names that expose you as a sheltered,shallow,weak<mentally,physically,intellectually,everythingly> human being. people also make the mistake of naming girls after virtues "hope" "faith" etc.<credit to Carlin before anyone calls me on it>

Tooooooodddddd. Hi Todd, I'm Tucker. Hi Tucker, I'm Todd. I'm pretty sure Nicky, Vinnie, and Frank can kick the shit out of Tyler, Tucker, and Todd.

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i think about 5 years ago there was even this emphasis on pronouncing latino name with the correct spanish inflection on television news, this was like, a new thing were english pronounciation is some sort of insult...............................fuck that shit!!!, its not like everyone else butchers english.

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Old 2006-10-03, 05:34
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that white trucker dude that ate a brick in the face during the LA riot, wasnt his name "Reginald", i always thought that was wierd.


thats the blackest name i ever heard.


can any name get blacker than Lucius Apollo Jackson King III?
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Old 2006-10-03, 05:48
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isnt michael biblical? im named after the fucking Lord so beat that

biblical names are a mainstay.

thing is tm, my last name is entirely made up and starts with a U, ill never find that similiar named person<i never did before,never dated a christina>................you may be one case, and it may happen randomly enough to people to relate the notion,especially people with blueblood WASP,irish names,japanese/chinese clan names,Indian caste names,arab/bedouin tribal names, but that dont mean causation, who the fuck takes interest on a chick due to a similiar name over the fact she may or not be smoking hot?? fuck that noise. it something thats coincidental but insignificant that happens on occasion.

Paris Hilton.........................................they gotta fuck up greek names too, ITS A FUCKING DUDES NAME. again.........noone bothered to look Paris up, read the fucking iliad bi-otch.
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can any name get blacker than Lucius Apollo Jackson King III?


wasnt that the guy who fought rocky balboa?
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Well I sure as fuck don't know how "John" didn't get on any of those lists.
 
Old 2006-10-03, 09:19
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This is bullshit. There is no way in hell that Dominique is black.
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17%? Big fucking deal. Could be sampling error. Could be non-statistically significant. Could be any number of things which don't imply racism.

Actual controversy about the differences between black and white, not some turdfondling on 20/20.
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Old 2006-10-03, 13:40
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I don't know what your talking about problematic. There are quite a number of black guys by the name of John. I don't know about Tyler, or Zack or something.

And dominque isn't black#(& what black people do you know? I don't know one white girl EVER named that. haha

They need to do a black and white last name. I think that would be interesting too. While i was in high school ther ewere maybe 3 different last names haha. 2 of which was frazier and hte other godette.

far_beyond_sane. Well see you could be right, but they've already succeded with their visions of extreme rascism in america (Cause know there is OH so much of it.... not.) Simply by posting the data, people then assume its the only truth.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...

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Well, I've never heard a black guy/girl named:

Matt
Ryan
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John
Michael
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Actually, I thought about my previous comment and realised I was wrong.

John being an immensly popular name, would be on both lists, thus not giving them as good an article.

Meh,meh.
 
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Well, I've never heard a black guy/girl named:

Matt
John
Michael


Just a few from the top of my head:

Matt Skelton - UK boxer
John Barnes - Liverpool football club winger and legend
Michael Jordan
Michael Jackson

I'm fucked on the others though.
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NEVER heard of a black guy named Bob or William.
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Paris Hilton.........................................they gotta fuck up greek names too, ITS A FUCKING DUDES NAME. again.........noone bothered to look Paris up, read the fucking iliad bi-otch.


 
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NEVER heard of a black guy named Bob or William.

Bob Brown, William Black.


Edit: All you guys saying that you have never heard of anyone with *insert name here* as a name who is black...


So what. There's probably shittons of black people who have the particular name in question.

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Old 2006-10-03, 16:06
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Why do black people have white palms?

Cuz there is still some good in them.
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Old 2006-10-03, 16:48
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And dominque isn't black#(& what black people do you know? I don't know one white girl EVER named that. haha

The only Dominque I've ever heard of was a white girl I went to High School with. So seeing that under black names supprised me. Isn't it French?
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HHHHHHWWWWHHHHAAAT!?!?!? about little john? hes black. and theres a guy we know here we call black john since there are too many johns and he is the only one we know that is black.
 
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Any black guys named David?
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Old 2006-10-03, 17:59
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dominique is a black dude name, not frequent. french names seem common for some reason. is there a saint dominick? could be a religious name

native american>everyone else


man-afraid-of-his-horse
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Interesting...

Any black guys named David?


I"m sure there is i can see it. haha whats funny is we're all disscussing white names that black people could have... Can we do the other way around....? haha

I've never met a white guy named Deshawn, or xaviar... or hell even Darnell haha.

Usually the black kids with any of the "white names" on this list are generally "white" acting too. Not saying them all but.. quite a few.

Alot of those names mentioned i know black guys with them as last names. haha
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Usually the black kids with any of the "white names" on this list are generally "white" acting too. Not saying them all but.. quite a few.


Funny you say that... It so stands true from my standpoint. I can think of a black "cory" and a black "randall" right off the bat and they both don't act gangsta... as least among the presence of white people. I'm sure it's all different when they're among blacks.
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I'm going to take a wild stab at it. Generally those parents who are not well below the poverty line, and have resonable sense generally do not attempt to name their children some of these insane names. Also it generally appears the "white" black kids, are not raised in poverty stricken homes. There is ALWAYS exceptions to this, but it appears that maybe income has significant influence on naming of a child, and how they are raised. Of course there is always exceptions, but thast my observation.
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i think about 5 years ago there was even this emphasis on pronouncing latino name with the correct spanish inflection on television news, this was like, a new thing were english pronounciation is some sort of insult...............................fuck that shit!!!, its not like everyone else butchers english. now i gotta say "FeR-R-R-ando GaR-R-R-R-Rcia" and my tounge is doing 16th notes at 600bpms to get all the r's in. i hate that shit. sorry that cool spanish names like "florencia" and ferdinand" dont really come out well, guess you can hang with "Dick" "Bubba" and "Rufus"

hmm, ive always heard that if you're speaking in english, you dont have to pronounce things otherwise. maybe its different for names. well, if Pedro doesnt like how i say his name, he can go poke his ass.
 
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Tyrone and Mercedes are the blackest names ever. I've never seen/heard of a white person with either of those two names.
 
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dont you remember petey pablo?
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Interesting...

Any black guys named David?


David Alan Grier
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I went to school with a black guy named Dave Downey...who constantly robbed a bunch of kids of their weed and then sold it.



haha thats gheeee to
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I was in Science 10 with two black girls whose names were Chalaira(sp?) and Shaqueecha(sp?). Oh man, I wish I could remember more.
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I was in Science 10 with two black girls whose names were Chalaira(sp?) and Shaqueecha(sp?). Oh man, I wish I could remember more.


Shaquita. Like the bannana company... ha
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I was in Science 10 with two black girls whose names were Chalaira(sp?) and Shaqueecha(sp?). Oh man, I wish I could remember more.





Ive heard the second one
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Some notable black guys names were: Lavarre, SAMANDO, Castillo.

..not to mention the 40 different name combinations ending in "rell".
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Tyrone and Mercedes are the blackest names ever. I've never seen/heard of a white person with either of those two names.

SO true.
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That just reminds me of Cyrus from the Trailer Park Boys. what an odd name.
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That just reminds me of Cyrus from the Trailer Park Boys. what an odd name.


Or better yet cyrus from Chrono Trigger
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i once dated a black girl, from Angola, named Janicia Leilene.

the rest of my black friends have "regular" names, so to speak.
 
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to be honest i find this conversation rediculously hilarious, how people from all "walks of life" and different countries think and respond almost exactly the same way as the people do in the states about "black vs white" topics.
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That just reminds me of Cyrus from the Trailer Park Boys. what an odd name.



isnt Cyrus persian?, not like iranian but old school persian



everyone forgot people named by hippy parents, i worked with a waitress named "freedom", she was cool but i had to call her name when orders came up so me and the other cooks would yell it in a scottish accent alla Braveheart

names like "summer" and "moon" and "dizzy", "star" and other completely embarrassing names. i lived near Yogaville, virginia and there were many commune/spiritual center kids. i forget all the names there were that like....gave you pause to consider that they aint fucking nicknames, that shit went down in writting on a birth certificate.


i once worked with a guy named Aristotle, what kind of pretensious shit is that? hardly the fucking philosopher let me tell you.
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to be honest i find this conversation rediculously hilarious, how people from all "walks of life" and different countries think and respond almost exactly the same way as the people do in the states about "black vs white" topics.



This is true..perhaps because these other countries are predominantlywhite.

My e-buddy from Finland is always making fun of some of the black people he knows as well as some "ragheads"..as he politely calls them.
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This is true..perhaps because these other countries are predominantlywhite.

My e-buddy from Finland is always making fun of some of the black people he knows as well as some "ragheads"..as he politely calls them.


I don't understand the parallel you're trying to make. Although america is predominately white, i would imagine its a little different than say.... Ireland or something, or half the european countries as i would imagine.
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Humans do not tend to like that what is different from them. That is my point.
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Humans do not tend to like that what is different from them. That is my point.


Thats a good enough point for me!


So wait a minute.... BassD you don't like black people!!

Speaking of which are there NONE that post on metaltabs.com?
Shit son... before we get in trouble.. we seriously need to start integrating this forum.. i mean start making blacks.. oops i mean colored.. oops i mean african american people more at ease with forum in order to have a more DIVERSE forum... yeah thats what we need.
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i once worked with a guy named Aristotle, what kind of pretensious shit is that? hardly the fucking philosopher let me tell you.


Bahahaha, Aristotle!
 
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I must say low-tech i spend alot of time laughing at your posts. That was actually a really funny one sadly. Speaking of which any of you seen like those day time tv shows where they explore people with weird names? I've seen one one time i can't remember which one. But some parents are just plain fucked up with what they name their kids. Like vagina and stuff. Wtf man.
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Speaking of which any of you seen like those day time tv shows where they explore people with weird names?


like Masterbation, the master of masturbation.

there was this gay guy with a lazy eye, and to compensate, he named himself Active Ass.
 
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Thats a good enough point for me!


So wait a minute.... BassD you don't like black people!!

Speaking of which are there NONE that post on metaltabs.com?
Shit son... before we get in trouble.. we seriously need to start integrating this forum.. i mean start making blacks.. oops i mean colored.. oops i mean african american people more at ease with forum in order to have a more DIVERSE forum... yeah thats what we need.



That's not true, We have Chris Revendeszesz.

I don't hate black people, I just enjoy their jokes.
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That's not true, We have Chris Revendeszesz.

I don't hate black people, I just enjoy their jokes.



REALLY..??.... i thought he was spanish.. haha
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I don't really know, but he used to seem a little erked when everyone would make fun of black people. Maybe it's a "ethnic unity" thing.
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I don't really know, but he used to seem a little erked when everyone would make fun of black people. Maybe it's a "ethnic unity" thing.

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I just hapen to think a lot of "black" names are made up. Like their parents chose a bunch of random letters that sound like gibberish and said "there your name will be Japounza."
Shaqweqwe is the funniest name in existance.
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like Masterbation, the master of masturbation.

there was this gay guy with a lazy eye, and to compensate, he named himself Active Ass.



holy shit, active ass.......man thats funny. i know a fat kid years ago who went by the nickname assmaster, but man, active ass beats that by a landslide.


i met assmaster at his apartment<a cluttered mess> and excused myself to the bathroom..........only to find the most comprehensive porno mag collection i ever seen, literally a library of porn.
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Why have magazines when there are videos? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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i honestly dont know, i didnt ask, he just had stacks and stacks of the stuff. he could of had movies too.
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I'm pretty sure that Mercedes the company was named after the founder's daughter or wife. Porsche is also a girl's name.
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I'm pretty sure that Mercedes the company was named after the founder's daughter or wife. Porsche is also a girl's name.
Not sure about the origin of Porsche, but Mercedes was the god of the underworld in either Greek or Roman mythology. They more or less had the same gods but different names.
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I can pretty much guarrentee those who name their kids mercedes and porche, are NOT naming it after ancient gods and so on. They're probably naming them that, because they own a mercedes haha (somehow)
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i met assmaster at his apartment<a cluttered mess> and excused myself to the bathroom..........only to find the most comprehensive porno mag collection i ever seen, literally a library of porn.


oh shit, when i was a kid i bought a truckload of pornomags from some weird ass dude and most of the pages were glued.

his right arm was the size of a small elephant.
 
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oh shit, when i was a kid i bought a truckload of pornomags from some weird ass dude and most of the pages were glued.

his right arm was the size of a small elephant.
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oh shit, when i was a kid i bought a truckload of pornomags from some weird ass dude and most of the pages were glued.

his right arm was the size of a small elephant.


Fucking wow haha
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Or better yet cyrus from Chrono Trigger



cyrus from trailer park boys > cyrus from chrono trigger.

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