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I would like to introduce you all to Beanhead.
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If you can get Beanhead to fame I would be most pleased. Just give me a shout if you want me to take more pictures of him.
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take a picture of beanhead shooting up a classroom full of children
get a picture of beanhead with a hot naked college chick
take a picture of beanhead reading a story to blind, mute, albino kid
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If you ask him to do easier poses, he will do them for you.
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capture a moment of beanhead stealing your neighbors mail
take a picture of beanhead smoking a bong, giving the thumbs up
take a picture a beanhead immitating "the scream"
take a picture of beanhead doing lunges, naked, except for tube socks.
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Moe Blunts it will take a while but hey, JAMF always provides for his friends...
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dude, i love you.
i'll brainstorm a little more, then, vino time.
show beanhead attempting to put his leg over his head
capture beanhead shaking hands with a homless person
get beanhead to help an elderly person across the street
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I'm uploading the first batch now. He's so photogenic.
But may I remind you that I'm in England and it's nigh on midnight, so I can't really do anything outside...
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Can you get a picture of Mr Beanhead with a piece of paper held around his belly area? This paper will say (in thick texter) "Hez touches me" with an arrow pointing... you know where.
This picture will keep me company at night, thankyou.
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sadly i know its you because of the tattoo :/
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Reminds of the dude from Rompeprop.
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METAL! Haahaha, those are some funny pictures, keep em commin'!
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Ahahaha, this thread is fantastic. Funniest I've seen in ages.
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Wow. this thread pwns Transient'ss question thread.
Have beanhead carrying a basket of his clothes.
Have Beanhead paint a tuxedo on himself.
Get a picture of beanhead throwing firecrackers at people's cars.... as they pass by.
Have a picture of Beanhead fighting with the guy from the car that he threw his last firecracker at. He has to win.
Pretty soon, someone is going to want to know the identity of Beanhead.
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This thread is fucking genius!!
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oh lord vehemence is just a little bitch, but you'll get used to him. fact of the matter is he listens to better music than at least 80% of the people who post on this forum. listen to him and you might learn something.
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This is definantly the best thread I have ever seen.
Beanhead going all out with the Explorer...standing on an amp... headbanging...
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I don't want to read anymore..but something compels me.....
Get Beanhead waking someone up by jumping up and down on their bed.
Get Beahead doing the house work in a little apron and feather duster.
Get Beanhead to e-mail full frontal uncensored photos to Bia!
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This is going to take a long time but I will sort it out for you all.
Transient, Beanhead is NOT me.
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whahah this thread rules...
BUT!!...
...can beanhead stand on his beanhead?!?!?! 
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Can Beanhead stick his penis into a beer bottle, and then cover his balls by either a pack of cigarettes or two cylindrical ojects?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Behemoth, Beanhead did his best but yet again had to improvise. This picture is very dark so I'll explain what it is. He didn't have a beer bottle so he used a Dandelion and Burdock bottle he found under my bed. Also he doesn't smoke so he opted for the 2 cylindrical objects, a lynx (or axe as it's sometimes known) canister and some sun block.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5624/behemothgq2.jpg
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i'm debating wether or not this thread is the most ingenious or homosexual thread ever. hey, they aren't mutually exclusive.
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Here's the serious faced Beanhead
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/631/seriousej6.jpg
Anyway Beanhead may be new to all of you but in my town he is something of a celebrity. I make videos of me and Beanhead, theyre called the Beansaga videos and I store them on my mobile phone then send them to other peoples phones then they send it to friends and so on.
So I'll be out some place and someone I havent seen in a long time will come over and say "Ive seen your beanhead videos when are you making more?". Sometimes people Ive never even met come over and ask wheres beanhead? It's mad.
The strangest thing is someone came over to me when I wa with friends and said "Hey I recognise you from the videos on my phone". I though, just another fan...
Not quite. The friends I were with waited till he left and said, "Don't you know who that is?" I didnt recognise him. It turns out that he plays for one of Englands top rugby teams and HE recognised ME.
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Actually, if I get enough interest, I'll try to post the videos online.
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Behemoth, Beanhead did his best but yet again had to improvise. This picture is very dark so I'll explain what it is. He didn't have a beer bottle so he used a Dandelion and Burdock bottle he found under my bed. Also he doesn't smoke so he opted for the 2 cylindrical objects, a lynx (or axe as it's sometimes known) canister and some sun block.
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Haha, well tell him I appreciate his efforts.
Can you get a picture of him in motion? For example, in mid leap.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Mid leap wont really work esp. in this dull light. It's my camera phone and he has to stand really still for seconds while the picture is taken. It would just be a blur of white.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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any more pictures I'll have to add later because I'm goin out. Yes, although this thread suggests otherwise, I have a life.
So long suckers.
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Oh, I can hardly wait to see this on CNN. 
Hey, will beanhead lose his "power" if you sprinkle baking soda on him like the real ones?
Is he a kidney bean head?
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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JAMF, I think your friend Beanhead is a nice funny guy, but I'm a little confused on two counts. First being I feel you are stealing my thunder by using Pinhead as your avatar. Its almost an insult to me if you knew I have used this avatar for 7 years. Second being that my last name is Beno (Italian). Its mispronounced Bean-No or Been-No by nearly 90% of people, but I have always played along. Long story short, I have a few nick names, one being Beanhead!
At first I was wondering if I knew you from somewhere and you were making fun of me by coming to Metaltabs.
Enough of my insecure concerns.
Anyway, long live Beanhead!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-09-23, 08:11
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Bubbles my ass! Some of my blood and name is Italian but I'm all American. Are you all Canadian or are you some french/Europe reject? I got blood from lots of genes. My only nearest true blood being my Great Grand Father. He was a cherokee Native that lived on a reserve. My Grand Mother ( his only child ) lived with him on and off for years until she made my mother with a northern Italian dude from Chicago. Things didn't work out and it has been hidden from family history about what really happened. My ancestor Italian name carried over from the name Benedict ( like to God ). Other names being Bene, Beni, and Beno; most still live in Italy to this day.
My mother kept that maidian name for me and my sister. My last name should have been Spears from my father and yes that bitch Britany is a cousin of mine... I better not see one fucking flame. I mean it. My Fathers side traces shit back to the 15th century. They were Spearman to the English holds.
Call me a deranged, drunk, foolish, metalhead, U.S. veteran patriot, steely eyed great white killer from the deep sea. That /better classifies me, I think. You are what you do, not what you are born too.
Drunk rant over.
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Thanks for that inspiring speech.
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2006-09-23, 11:40
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Soulinsane...
My avatar is changed to the lament configuration box. Same film but not pinhead just for you.
And as for your paranoid delusions of me knowing you from somewhere and Beanhead being some kind of insult to you, I can 100% assure you that it is true! Bwah ha ha ha!
Only joking. Beanhead has always existed since before you were even born, some say even before time itself. I did not create him, I merely discovered him.
Anyway I do like the idea of beanhead with a feather duster and apron but yet again I'm unable to deliver such pictures as the props required are unavailable to me at this time.
But, as always, more suggestions are more than welcome and Beanhead will do his best to please, after all he is but a humble gimp here to answer to your every whim.
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BEANHEAD VIDEOS ARE HERE
Here is the Beansaga thus far...
The quality is bad, but the sound is ok.
Synopsis
Whilst sitting downstairs watching television, Tony Meadows hears a strange noise from upstairs. Venturing tentatively into the unknown he discovers his most feared nemesis...BEANHEAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFWz6-SoTF4
Beansaga part 2
Synopsis
Meadows, now wearing a stylish ladies vest, yet again hears a noise, this time from downstairs. He enters the kitchen only to find that one of his kitchen knives are missing. Could this be the return of a familiar foe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0lbStWY7yg
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2006-09-23, 13:57
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Those were classic and by that i mean amazing
wtf was we wearing in the second
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2006-09-23, 14:00
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i laughed exactly how you did at the end of the second one.
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2006-09-23, 15:04
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Beanhead wears only the finest quality Gimpwear designed by himself.
By the way this will be my 100th post here. Woo hoo.
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lol, I thought you two were friends??
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-09-23, 16:06
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We are friends. We're just good actors.
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2006-09-23, 16:10
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Fantastic videos. It seems like Beanhead has the exact same tatoo on his right arm as you do... |
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Erm...........He......got his........first.....er.....and I copied,  yes thats it I copied his tattoo idea.
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AHhahaha. Best thing to happen to the internet since free porn.
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BEANHEAD VIDEOS ARE HERE
Here is the Beansaga thus far...
The quality is bad, but the sound is ok.
Synopsis
Whilst sitting downstairs watching television, Tony Meadows hears a strange noise from upstairs. Venturing tentatively into the unknown he discovers his most feared nemesis...BEANHEAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFWz6-SoTF4
Beansaga part 2
Synopsis
Meadows, now wearing a stylish ladies vest, yet again hears a noise, this time from downstairs. He enters the kitchen only to find that one of his kitchen knives are missing. Could this be the return of a familiar foe?
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Does beanhead get his whole body waxed?
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I was gonna ask the same question...
But those videos were very well done in the sense that I will not be able to sleep tonight. Bravo. Beanhead will live on forever.
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LOL this thread is the coolest ever!
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2006-09-25, 20:17
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this thread reminds me of a pronographic webchat, but it is free, and it involves a naked gimp, and they are pictures instead of video, but the similarities are quite uncanny.
you should make a pay-per-view beanhead site on the internet. make a buisness and give all metaltabbers free access.
LONG LIVE BEANHEAD!
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can we suggest videos?
show a flashback of the first time beanhead listened to metal music.
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2006-09-25, 20:35
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I would to a video if you all came up with the story. If it was good enough I'd do it.
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well, then lets get a brainstorming. we come with idea, and you pick the one easiest and most fun for beanhead:
1. beanhead's first day of school
2. beanhead tries alcohol
3. beanhead watches wrestling and thinks he has found his parents
4. beanhead finds out he like's S&M.
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Beanhead goes to Hot Topic.
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Beanhead and JAMF playing some board game- Scrabble perhaps, and you could obviously do hilarious things with the words Beanhead could make with his letters
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Beanhead goes to Starbucks to pick up chicks.
Beanhead goes to his local bookstore and asks for a copy of The History of the Peloponnesian War.
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Beanhead goes to an Anime convention.
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beanhead in public going up to strangers and just starting a random converstaion
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beanhead sitting with random kids on the school bus
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beanhead attempting to sell doors door to door.
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Thats amazing. I can just picture it too.
Good ideas so far, but although Beanhead is eccentric, he isn't a psycho, so he can't just go up to random people, or go in public for that matter.
Anything involving my house would be much better.
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beanhead exploring the cellar or attic
what's under beanhead's bed?
what beanhead likes for supper.
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JAMF is peacefully searching his freezer, looking for something to heat up. Suddenly, Beanhead appears and orders JAMF to make him fish fingers! JAMF refuses, and slowly reaches for a knife. Seeing this, Beanhead quickly offers JAMF another deal: a bet involving who can stuff the most fish fingers down their trousers, with the person who's fish finger falls from their bulging Y-fronts being the loser. Beanhead proclaims that the loser will have to "go to the cellar..." and asks JAMF to seal the deal by slapping Beanhead on the ass. JAMF agrees, and the contest is underway...JAMF loses, so he goes to the cellar, and finds... Beanhead's wife! Dun-dun-dun!
You could then make that part one of your own S&M soap-opera...
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JAMF brings a girl home and invites her to his room - she goes to the bathroom to freshen up and goes back in to see a person in the bed, so she gets in, but it's not who she thinks... meanwhile JAMF is tied up in the wardrobe
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Beanhead goes to a confession box and confesses some of his most disturbing actions.
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This thread and the admiration for it pretty much confirms the Homo Erotic Assfest that MetalTabs has turned into.
Gone for a couple weeks and return to find this...
do you guys even know what girls are?????
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Beanhead?
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HAHA yes! it doesn't even have to be a real confessional, since beanhead likes to stay away from public areas, just....dress the part, JAMF, and let beanhead do the rest.
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