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Old 2006-09-27, 09:13
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do you guys even know what girls are?????


I think they are like a lesser version of men with two meatsacks stuck to their chests and a hole where their tool is meant to be. They are rather inferiour because they have 75% of the muscle mass compared to men, and need to stick fingers in their pee-pee if they want to urinate standing up. Sounds about right?
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Old 2006-09-27, 10:49
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you seriously have a very unique view of things
 
Old 2006-09-27, 14:05
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This thread and the admiration for it pretty much confirms the Homo Erotic Assfest that MetalTabs has turned into.


couldn't agree more with this statement (i made a previous post about this exact issue). however, i love faggots.
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Old 2006-09-27, 16:07
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and need to stick fingers in their pee-pee if they want to urinate standing up.



Hmmmm, interesting visual.


Homoerotic fagfest? Yeah..it is.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-27, 18:23
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2006-09-30, 20:44
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BUMP!

anyways, JAMF, tell beanhead his passport picture is now my background and to keep up the gimpy work. post a couple random shots of beanhead so we know he is still kickin it.
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Old 2006-09-30, 21:27
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BUMP!

anyways, JAMF, tell beanhead his passport picture is now my background and to keep up the gimpy work. post a couple random shots of beanhead so we know he is still kickin it.



yes some more random shots also update us on what movie idea your working on
 
Old 2006-10-02, 05:36
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Old 2006-10-02, 14:22
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HAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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Old 2006-10-02, 17:42
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whahaha thatw aas fuckign funny
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Old 2006-10-02, 18:43
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Beanhead catches JAMF masturbating. It will be an instant classic.


Heres my question: What happens when your housemate walks in and finds you naked with a mask on?

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Old 2006-10-02, 18:48
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^^^ That would defiently be a masterpiece
 
Old 2006-10-02, 19:26
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Cheese co.



Thats it.





Beanhead is going to walk in on Meadows masturbating.


It isn't the follow up to the Beansaga's, more like a sub-story. Think E.P not L.P
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Old 2006-10-02, 22:08
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that was fucking hilarious
 
Old 2006-10-03, 14:44
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haha that worked out perfectly. I remember that. But he decided to sport blue instead?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-10-03, 17:46
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Beanhead needs to have a pic of him doing metalfingers.

And i think there should be public vids that'd be fucking awesome!!!
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Old 2007-03-30, 19:34
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What happened to Beanhead???

Reserect Beanhead!
 
Old 2007-03-30, 20:17
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Beanhead! Beanhead! Beanhead! Beanhead! Beanhead! Beanhead!
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Old 2007-04-02, 14:33
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Well Beanhead thanks you all for the support.

He's been in hiding as of late due to unwanted attention by the police and several young boys' fathers.

If he see's some decent picture pose requests in this thread though, I might just get him to make an appearance...
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Old 2007-04-02, 20:16
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How does Beanhead roll?
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Old 2007-04-03, 09:47
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We want more beanhead!!!!!!
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Old 2007-04-09, 21:23
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BREAKING BEANHEAD NEWS


Since you have all shown great appreciation and patience, Beanhead has seen fit to post an update...

Not only that but he has come up with yet another idea on how he can interact with his fans...




Beanhead clutches onto his pride and joy...
http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?...anisbackqc7.jpg

Beanhead loves to play bass...
http://img518.imageshack.us/my.php?...nisback1fg5.jpg

Beanhead is teetotal these days...
http://img518.imageshack.us/my.php?...nisback2iu0.jpg

Beanhead and my CD collection...
http://img159.imageshack.us/my.php?...nisback4bv4.jpg

Beanhead sexy pose...
http://img293.imageshack.us/my.php?...nisback6jj3.jpg



OK heres the idea...

Beanhead and I have been discussing a possible Video thread. Users can get Beanhead to say what they want, do what they want anywhere they want.

However, I only have a Youtube account and this would force us to "water down" the content. So if someone could inform us in detail on how we could host videos with absolutely any content we wanted to put on then we are all ears. We would prefer to have the freedom to do any video YOU want us to do.

So what do you say? Would the lovely folk of Metaltabs be interested in such a thread?
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Old 2007-04-09, 22:34
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I would love that. Beanhead has brought so much joy to me and my friends. We get a kick outa 'em. His passport photo is still the background on my computer.

As for hosting movies, I don't really know.
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Old 2007-04-09, 22:35
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jesus, this is one whacky thread
 
Old 2007-04-14, 04:21
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Shit! I missed the return of Beanhead. Oh well, its good to know Beanhead is still doing well.
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Old 2010-04-26, 00:42
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JAMF, you still kicking?

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