What? No birthday thread? I've waited all day for this, and now my birthday is passed and I have to wait another year.

I mean, I know I haven't been around much lately, but c'mon.
Man, what has the world come to. A man's gotta start his own birthday thread.

.Anyways, blah, blah, blah, happy belated birthday to me, mods, you may now close this thread.