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Old 2006-09-19, 01:34
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Will He Break The Record?!!?!!?

Transient is coming in close to Def's record of 11,571 posts. He's got a whopping 11,415 motha fuckin cock suckin posts!

Do you guys think he will pass it this season? Or will he retire a post before he reaches it?

Lets predict what date he will break the record!

October 05 is my guess.
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:36
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:37
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Probably tomorrow.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-09-19, 01:40
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I hope a moderator deletes some of his posts. Hint hint.
 
Old 2006-09-19, 01:43
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5 Dollars US on October 2006
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:48
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depends on what kind of topics are posted here in the next few weeks
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:51
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Remember when you accused Def of cheating his postcount?
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:52
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yep

that, more than anything, has taught me the value of having a dream and believing in yourself



i would make an acceptance speach but theres really nobody to thank. "id like to thank all the girls over the years who didnt date me, you made this possible!"
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:54
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Remember when you accused Def of cheating his postcount?


This is actually pretty common among mods, we just didn't tell you when you were knighted because we don't like you. I myself only have 14 actual posts, the rest are all made up... and that's 14 counting this one.
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Old 2006-09-19, 01:57
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This is actually pretty common among mods, we just didn't tell you when you were knighted because we don't like you.



Oh yeah and I was lead to believe by Chris H that all mods could read every PM on the site
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Old 2006-09-19, 02:05
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Oh yeah and I was lead to believe by Chris H that all mods could read every PM on the site


Well, as long as we're being honest, we each have a key to an impenetrable fortress made of rainbows and tits on Antarctica. Where do you think Atif went? Nihily was there for a while too, but came back on account of Atif's dirty, filthy habits. Oh, and we get to steal other people's tabs. I've only done like 2 of the ones in my list, and they were both shitty.

Also, we get a key to the toilet paper dispenser in case it runs out.

EDIT: Where the fuck is Father Chris, anyway?
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Old 2006-09-19, 03:03
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we each have a key to an impenetrable fortress made of rainbows and tits on Antarctica.

That sounds like some fortress.
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Old 2006-09-19, 03:28
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Also, we get a key to the toilet paper dispenser in case it runs out.


Dude let me in on that

please
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Old 2006-09-19, 03:45
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pretty big average


i got like 2.47
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:22
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I hope a moderator deletes some of his posts. Hint hint.


^^^^
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Old 2006-09-19, 06:45
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This is actually pretty common among mods, we just didn't tell you when you were knighted because we don't like you. I myself only have 14 actual posts, the rest are all made up... and that's 14 counting this one.

So then that's that one plus 13 posts arguing with andrewc?
 
Old 2006-09-19, 07:59
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I hope a moderator deletes some of his posts. Hint hint.


I'm going to ban him when he gets to within one post of the mighty Def
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Old 2006-09-19, 08:43
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AHAHAHAhahahhaahah I actually laughd out loud at that.
 
Old 2006-09-19, 14:22
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Now what if Def where to show up and ban Transient when he`s got 11,570.....
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:15
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well since Def doesnt post anymore probably smetime in the next 2-3 weeks
 
Old 2006-09-19, 22:21
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So then that's that one plus 13 posts arguing with andrewc?


Andrew C? Do you mean that 15 year old kid who use to follow me around and quote my posts and tell me how funny I was? The one who quoted posts of mine for his signature not once, but twice? The one who I was always nice to? The one who didn't cross my bad side until he continually defied the entire moderating staff after we layed down the law? The same Andrew C that I didn't even ban?

Interesting that you would bring this up, by the way. Am I that important that he would bring me up in a real life conversation? Is he still crying to this day, under the erroneous assumption that I'm the one who banned him? Or do you have so insignifanct a social life that you'd spend the hours necessary to track down all that old shit on this forum?

Despite all the pissing and moaning around here during that timeframe, I never mentioned that I wasn't the one who banned him because I didn't want to undermine whoever it was who did. The fact of the matter is he had it coming. I'm only mentioning it now since it appears as though he's still bumming around on the bottom of the planet crying about how that big, mean, black bully Christajerk Rezendes banned him. Hurt your feelings, did I?

You can't stop crying, can you, problemandrew?
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Old 2006-09-19, 23:18
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WHat ever happened to BLS?
 
Old 2006-09-20, 08:12
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I think he disappeared in a huge vat of KY Jelly.
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Old 2006-09-20, 09:06
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Andrew C? Do you mean that 15 year old kid who use to follow me around and quote my posts and tell me how funny I was? The one who quoted posts of mine for his signature not once, but twice? The one who I was always nice to? The one who didn't cross my bad side until he continually defied the entire moderating staff after we layed down the law? The same Andrew C that I didn't even ban?

Interesting that you would bring this up, by the way. Am I that important that he would bring me up in a real life conversation? Is he still crying to this day, under the erroneous assumption that I'm the one who banned him? Or do you have so insignifanct a social life that you'd spend the hours necessary to track down all that old shit on this forum?

Despite all the pissing and moaning around here during that timeframe, I never mentioned that I wasn't the one who banned him because I didn't want to undermine whoever it was who did. The fact of the matter is he had it coming. I'm only mentioning it now since it appears as though he's still bumming around on the bottom of the planet crying about how that big, mean, black bully Christajerk Rezendes banned him. Hurt your feelings, did I?

You can't stop crying, can you, problemandrew?




Hahaha, in fact a very interesting response, however, he'd probably get pissed at me that I brought him up.

And no, he's fine down at RoG, submitting shitloads of accurate tabs, and I have much respect for him.

So sorry to have disturbed your little high
 
Old 2006-09-20, 10:46
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Interesting that you would bring this up, by the way. Am I that important that he would bring me up in a real life conversation?

Seems so. On his MSN name sometime recently:

"Someone at metaltabs tell Chris R that Steve Irwin is gay", or something along those lines anyway.
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Old 2006-09-20, 12:42
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Hahaha, nothing like a bit of the old intraweb melodrama.
 
Old 2006-09-20, 13:48
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He could do it in a week if he had his thread but now he'll do it in week and a half I say
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The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
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Old 2006-09-20, 16:48
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Transient will probably be banned before he beats Def. Hell, all the mods are fighting over who gets to.

I'm just curious why you though another fucking Transient thread was necessary.
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