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Old 2006-09-17, 02:43
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Zombie's Exist

Yes my chums, Zombies exist but not as we know them from films and television. The real zombies are fucking studenty scum fuckers who mindlessly follow the trend of indie fucking scum music and "Oh, here comes the sing-a-long bit, better sing along to fit in." Is my hair ok? good lets dance now.

Fuck off you actual cunts.


I have actually lost all respect (no matter how small) I had for the people I co exist with, they are actual cunts.

And yes I may be fucking drunk and it's 4am here in England but I had to get this off my chest. I live with scum and they piss me off. I'm now going to the toilet to have a bit of diarrhea.
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Old 2006-09-17, 02:47
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Old 2006-09-17, 02:51
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Old 2006-09-17, 02:52
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I live with scum and they piss me off.

we all understand. get used to it.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 03:11
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hahahahahahahahaahaha i bet this made perfect sense to jamf when he posted it

OH THEYLL TOTALLY AGREE
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Old 2006-09-17, 03:41
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That makes total since afterall indie kids are all zombies here to take over with their hair and music. duh! hehe, alcohol makes people funny... at times. (this times funny, no worries)
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:24
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Wah?
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:36
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fuck the majority of the people, i agree. blame MTV and cell phones.
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:55
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fuck the majority of the people, i agree. blame MTV and cell phones.

yeah, blame the phones...
 
Old 2006-09-17, 10:09
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fucking...zombies..strolling around... with their camera phones... making pictures of everything
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Old 2006-09-17, 14:17
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Old 2006-09-17, 14:18
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I would not live with out my phone.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 14:45
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eh, sorry for my stupidity, but what is an indie??
 
Old 2006-09-17, 15:24
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independant or art fag i think is what they mean, college guy, you know
 
Old 2006-09-17, 16:16
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Old 2006-09-17, 19:00
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-17, 19:09
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So this is the day after the night before.


I just had one of those nights you know, where you go out for a good time with friends until they start playing shit music and then you start to sober up and realise that everyone around you are shallow cunts, then start shouting at people asking why they think they're better than you, then coming home at 4am to watch Hellraiser on DVD. We've all done it.
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Old 2006-09-17, 19:12
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So this is the day after the night before.


I've said that to myself many times.


And there is a very good chance i broke my arm last night..I'll probably go to the hospital tomorrow, I'm a little too hungover.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-17, 19:35
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I just had one of those nights you know, where you go out for a good time with friends until they start playing shit music and then you start to sober up and realise that everyone around you are shallow cunts, then start shouting at people asking why they think they're better than you, then coming home at 4am to watch Hellraiser on DVD. We've all done it.

pretty much, which is why i said "we all understand". i dont even go into a town if im not in a good mood. its as if i must enter with a good mood because the slime in town are going to bring me down to just feeling ok. whereas, if i enter town with a so-so mood, i'll probably get pissed. i need not explain what happens if i enter town pissed. well... we get all sorts of traffic violations, from myself. once in a store or public area, the "i fuckin hate you" look on my face keeps people from looking at me for too long (cause i hate being looked at by scum). ah, thats enough. told you i understand. its my own fault for letting it get to me? yes, it is, and thats fine with me.

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And there is a very good chance i broke my arm last night..I'll probably go to the hospital tomorrow, I'm a little too hungover.

haha. hungover with a broken arm. good luck, hopefully its just sore from being smashed into.

oh yeah, nick, you like the new sig quote??? hahahahha
 
Old 2006-09-17, 19:41
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haha. hungover with a broken arm. good luck, hopefully its just sore from being smashed into.

oh yeah, nick, you like the new sig quote??? hahahahha


I really hope it's just a bad sprain.
I saw that...lol, what the shit...maybe I should stop posting such pictures of my body.


What is this thread about again? I hate Indie Rockz.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-17, 20:02
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I'm now going to the toilet to have a bit of diarrhea.


Have a bit of diarrhoea? What? Are you in to coprophilia or something? You make it sound like you're going to have a bit of toast or cake?
Also can you have a 'bit' of diarrhoea what with it being mostly liquid and all
 
Old 2006-09-17, 20:08
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Also can you have a 'bit' of diarrhoea what with it being mostly liquid and all

Haha, that's not usually how it works
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:13
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Have a bit of diarrhoea? What? Are you in to coprophilia or something? You make it sound like you're going to have a bit of toast or cake?


Ahahahaha! Sig-quoted.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 20:25
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fucking...zombies..strolling around... with their camera phones... making pictures of everything
whahaha i only see muslims walking around in pink t shirts here
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Old 2006-09-18, 10:57
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Man Jamf, you have so much fucking hate

Just kill yourself already!
 
Old 2006-09-18, 14:49
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Wah?


I was confused by what he said, but I'm more confused by the fact that you left a thread this bad open. Have you gone soft on us now, Sunshine?
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Old 2006-09-18, 15:52
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I'll go soft on you in a second big guy.
 
Old 2006-09-19, 01:37
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I'll go soft on you in a second big guy.


Damn! Now I'm even more confused!
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Old 2006-09-19, 08:31
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Well, while this is still open, I'll take the time to further reiterate... what the fuck?
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:00
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Although I was drunk at the time of posting the thread, all the alcohol did was amplify feelings I already had. I just used a drunken metaphor of Zombies in reference to how I see people.


And as for this quote...
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Man Jamf, you have so much fucking hate

Just kill yourself already!



...Problematic, you have no idea.
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Old 2006-09-21, 02:40
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I survive on the bounty of various anus flavoured cheeses. Don't ask why. Mybe JAMF is drunk again and yet again it's 4am.

Bleurgh. I had a better night tonight, far from indie wankers and I got numbers of girls that really exist and who in no way resemble my hand, which is a good thing probably.


Text back with suggestions for my haircut if you want to live.
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Old 2006-09-22, 12:52
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...Problematic, you have no idea.


Hehehe... Nigz!!
 
Old 2006-09-22, 14:17
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We don't always close these threads, Chris. Being dumb isn't against the rules. And I think Infinity was saying that, if you two were to engage in sexual congress, he'd climax immediately and hence 'go soft' on you, in about a second. But I may be wrong, and await his explanation.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 14:24
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Old 2006-09-22, 16:02
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...Being dumb isn't against the rules.


I know.

Maybe one day?
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Old 2006-09-22, 16:46
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Try drilling a hole in someone's head, and shoot hot water in it.It might turn them into a zombie.Well, it worked with Dahmer.

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