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Old 2006-09-16, 03:07
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Old 2006-09-16, 03:12
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Old 2006-09-16, 03:20
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i certainly hope your not encouraging that emo-ass fag fuck band
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Old 2006-09-16, 09:38
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have a good one cunty!
ill pm you your present
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Old 2006-09-16, 11:33
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Old 2006-09-16, 13:50
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Ha, the inimitable Mr Shunt. Have a good one!
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Old 2006-09-16, 14:40
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i certainly hope your not encouraging that emo-ass fag fuck band

They're not emo, they fool people by dressing emo, fuckrag.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-09-16, 16:09
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What's a fuckrag?
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Old 2006-09-16, 16:48
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What's a fuckrag?

Someone who fucks rags such as yourself.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-09-16, 17:00
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what an insignifiCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 2006-09-16, 18:12
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Old 2006-09-17, 00:01
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Someone who fucks rags such as yourself.

i know you could have done better than that! for example: after a dude is finished fucking a whore (or a goat, dog, etc.), he wipes his dick "clean" with his FUCKRAG!!!

happy birthday Sir Shunt.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 00:15
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shunt, my dog.

keep it real all up in this field.
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Old 2006-09-17, 00:38
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Shunt.
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Old 2006-09-17, 00:39
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 01:45
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i know you could have done better than that! for example: after a dude is finished fucking a whore (or a goat, dog, etc.), he wipes his dick "clean" with his FUCKRAG!!!

happy birthday Sir Shunt.

Lol, I suppose so but I've never heard of anyone doing that. Usually they use Listerine.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-09-17, 01:47
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Lol, I suppose so but I've never heard of anyone doing that. Usually they use Listerine.

Lol, that reminds me of that story of this friend of a friend who unkowingly used aftershave as lube while wanking it. x.x
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-17, 01:56
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Old 2006-09-17, 02:15
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oh now i get it


HAppy birthday CUNT
 
Old 2006-09-17, 03:45
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Thank you kindly sirs. I didn't even know what the hell this thread was until I clicked it.

Lesson learned today: It's hard to play the guitar correctly when completly trashed, I'd never done it prior to the show I played today.
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Old 2006-09-17, 03:57
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Lesson learned today: It's hard to play the guitar correctly when completly trashed, I'd never done it prior to the show I played today.

oh MAN!! i could have told you that one
 
Old 2006-09-17, 18:50
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Happy Birthday CUNTY.
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Old 2006-09-21, 23:50
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Shit, well I completely missed that one. Happy belated
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