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Old 2006-09-03, 08:34
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NE metal chicks

Just curious just got stationed in Ft.Wainwright, Alaska and looking for some metal chicks in the Fairbanks area.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 09:19
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any metal chiks in So Cal?......lol
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Old 2006-09-03, 09:24
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any metal chiks in So Cal?......lol

Hey Nile, I'm no chick, but where in the So Cal are are you at... I'm in the San Fernando Valley.
Whazzup to any metal bitches out there.
EDIT : If this thread kicks off we could call it the MetalTabs Official Dating Thread, haha
 
Old 2006-09-03, 09:33
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24628

This thread is more stupid that any timedragon has made.
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Old 2006-09-03, 09:55
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It is a bit pointless. I mean what's the reason for wanting these girls? Just to get fucked or something?
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Old 2006-09-03, 14:30
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It is a bit pointless. I mean what's the reason for wanting these girls? Just to get fucked or something?

Girls getting......fucked..........with a knife?!!!
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.

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Old 2006-09-03, 15:18
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Metal girls freak me the fuck out...they are SO much more fucked up than any guy metalhead..and usually they look like zombies.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:19
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Metal girls suck or most of them do.I actually prefer going with emo chicks.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:32
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Hey Nile, I'm no chick, but where in the So Cal are are you at... I'm in the San Fernando Valley.
Whazzup to any metal bitches out there.
EDIT : If this thread kicks off we could call it the MetalTabs Official Dating Thread, haha


thats tight i live in Ventura County
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Old 2006-09-03, 17:35
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a metalhead saying tight
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:37
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Metal girls suck or most of them do.I actually prefer going with emo chicks.

Isn't that what allmen want their girls to do?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:39
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no i dont want that then when you kiss them its like sucking your own dick my girl want to suck my dick i staright up told her no
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:42
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no i dont want that then when you kiss them its like sucking your own dick my girl want to suck my dick i staright up told her no

That's why you bring a tube of Colgate and a tooth brush. Be prepared.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:45
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yea...like youll always have some toothbrush with you that kind of stuff happend when you least atspect it like at school
 
Old 2006-09-03, 17:52
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Again; be prepared. You never know. IT'd be like being a soldier in the middle of a war, and you are going to go on some solo mission. You don't know if you'll encounter any gooks or pigeons or sand niggers or whoever you are figting at the time. So to make sure you can defend yourself, bring a weapon. Be prepared.

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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:05
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Requiem, if I asked you nicely and smiled would you use some punctuation or ..... or something? You're so hard to make sense of sometimes.


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Old 2006-09-03, 18:08
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i staright up told her no


A metalhead misspelling "Straight up G thang?"


Who gives a shit if they clean there fucking mouth..I've licked everything and I've still kissed girls...suck it up.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:14
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Yeah, but you're a ......I won't say it.......
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:21
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I will!!!

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Old 2006-09-03, 18:24
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I will!!!

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I friggn wish!

Every guy is a sick bastard..don't get me wrong, the ex(or whatever she is..mind fuck is a better term) and I used to brush our teeth and use mouth wash...but that just wastes time and the mood.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:25
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A metalhead misspelling "Straight up G thang?"


Who gives a shit if they clean there fucking mouth..I've licked everything and I've still kissed girls...suck it up.


Yessss sir
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:28
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Yessss sir



Call me some dirty curse words, I'm trying to cum!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:30
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haha what are you jerking to or is my mom at your house
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:31
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Metal girls suck or most of them do.I actually prefer going with emo chicks.

lol emo chicks...
tell her she has nice shoes and she acts like its the only positive thing shes ever heard.
instant lay
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:39
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lol good luck finding a metal chick in alaska
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:40
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lol good luck finding a metal chick in alaska

yes, better off trying to plug a polar bear
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:43
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What the fuck guys? If you start screwing with emo chicks there is a chance that their weak-ass DNA could spread. And who wants 2nd generation emos? If you just let this generation die out then they wont be anymore, the male specimans wear their pants too tightly to have proper functioning testicles.
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:47
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yeah but some of the chicks are pretty fucking hot
and if tight pants tighten your testicles, the same can only be positive for females.
plus genes weaken with each generation, well kill them quicker by infecting their gene pool with brootal morbid ass metal shit.
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Old 2006-09-03, 18:52
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whatever, I will stick with my voloptuous woman who can have an intelligent conversation with me about which cannibal corpse title is the most erotic.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.

Last edited by Blood Red Bass : 2006-09-04 at 01:44.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 18:55
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My girl is pretty scene and shes really into cattle decap
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:17
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whatever, I will stick with my voloptuous woman who can have an intelligant conversation with me about which cannibal corpse title is the most erotic.

"The Spine Splitter."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:18
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lol emo chicks...
tell her she has nice shoes and she acts like its the only positive thing shes ever heard.
instant lay



someone that understands
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:19
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yes
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:22
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someone is trying to get their post up
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:27
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haha yeah, maybe ill be in whoredom by tuesday, i just broke 900
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:28
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ive posted over 150 in just 2days but today is the second day so i may hit 200 in 2 days
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:30
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wow. loser.
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:31
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just a little
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:36
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anywho.....
anyone think theres any hot metal chicks going to berklee?
or am I gonna be the only death head there and have to settle for some frigid jazz bitch
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:37
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the jazz bitches that sit around and smoke weed allday?
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:38
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yeah, and stay glued to the black guys
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:40
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:14
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does ANYONE go for wiggers?
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:15
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?
does ANYONE go for wiggers?

Wigger girls aren't too bad. Sometimes they can be very irritating and shrill, but they're alright to be like.... 6 feet away from.
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:22
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how do you bang something 6 feet away from you?
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:37
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24628

This thread is more stupid that any timedragon has made.

pff, what are you talking about, my threads kick your ass
 
Old 2006-09-03, 20:38
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i wasnt being serious about the wigger
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:21
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Stop posting so much useless shit. You are what NHOE used to be.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:41
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ive got nothing better to do
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:47
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ive got nothing better to do

uhhhh.....bass?
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:48
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i can play bass and chat at the same time
 
Old 2006-09-03, 22:27
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how do you bang something 6 feet away from you?


Same way he does on the internet.
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Old 2006-09-03, 22:29
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Same way he does on the internet.

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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 22:30
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Same way he does on the internet.

INCINNERATION!!!
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Old 2006-09-04, 01:53
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whatever, I will stick with my voloptuous woman who can have an intelligent conversation with me about which cannibal corpse title is the most erotic.

i thought we decided on "fucked with a knife"
and stop making the rest of metaltabs jealous just because i have real 36DDs, a great ass, and i'm still skinny....
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Old 2006-09-04, 02:04
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i thought we decided on "fucked with a knife"
and stop making the rest of metaltabs jealous just because i have real 36DDs, a great ass, and i'm still skinny....

PICS!
 
Old 2006-09-04, 02:10
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i thought we decided on "fucked with a knife"
and stop making the rest of metaltabs jealous just because i have real 36DDs, a great ass, and i'm still skinny....



yes we need pics and now
 
Old 2006-09-04, 02:16
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The funny thing is, she is not lying about anything she said. Well....funny for you, hellishly hot for me.
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Old 2006-09-04, 02:19
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PICS!

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yes we need pics and now

you guys are sixteen. i was only a pedophile until blood red bass turned eighteen just recently. you must be this old to view
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Old 2006-09-04, 02:25
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knock it off, love birds and horny teens
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Old 2006-09-04, 02:30
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knock it off, love birds and horny teens

Ha, sorry Transient, we just wanted to see how far we could have pushed it until someone got fed up. (good luck with the horny teens though, I've heard those are pretty hard to sedate.) But quickly, on teh subject of me recently turning 18, DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE PORN DVDs are?!! 30 bucks?!! for 1.5 hours??!! without tax?!! Me and the mrs. stormed out of the adult bookstore........right after browsing a little more. Ha, EVERY magazine is wrapped in plastic (those are like 10 dollars). How do places like that stay in buisness with the internet?
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 02:43
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you guys are sixteen. i was only a pedophile until blood red bass turned eighteen just recently. you must be this old to view



PICS. LOLZ.

I just destroyed my ex err whatever she is...my testicles are sore.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 03:21
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you guys are sixteen. i was only a pedophile until blood red bass turned eighteen just recently. you must be this old to view

do u honestly think im actually 16.
well i am. but i can still dream goddammit
back to the nicest tits thread
 
Old 2006-09-04, 03:25
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PICS. LOLZ.

I just destroyed my ex err whatever she is...my testicles are sore.

You mean vaporized her? or fucked her really hard?
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Old 2006-09-04, 03:49
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Stop posting so much useless shit. You are what NHOE used to be.

Yeah yeah

There's only like 3 active MT members that are chicks anyway, not likely you're going to find an alaskan one here
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Old 2006-09-04, 04:43
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Yeah yeah


I'm sorry man, I said USED TOO. Please don't take offence...I just had no one else to use as an example.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-04, 05:00
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