I thought I'd resurrect this thread, since I closed it nearly 2 years ago now and a lot of new members have joined.

Be sure to list your reasons. Otherwise it's gay. But seriously, I'd probably meet the majority of you. ;x

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

nihilist BECUASE YOU HAVE CUTE HAIR


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yeah just about everyone here id love to meet

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Any regular would be fine.

Steve Elvdige

He loves thrash.

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bia, just to check if she's as slutty in real life as she is/was here

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I agree. I don't wanna leave anyone out because I'm sure there is a lot of cool people on here.

AWWW, METALTABS LOVE.

And no one should say FearFrost because he constantly grabs nipples.

...seriously.

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you think pineappleystuff would strip in person?

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Bah, probably...and then immediately put her clothes back on.

Godamn tease.

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yeah everyone on here would be cool to meet. the majority have metal intrests, play instruments. what could go wrong ? jamming is always fun

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Yeah, any kewl reg.

I'm a comely lass of virtue true.....moral and chaste.

Dont let stuff like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture3685.jpg
fool you.

Music combines us, and brings us together in a harmony named unity. No, this didn't take any grass at all.
Of course, the existence of an internet forum is a help along the way.



There's quite a few of those around here.
But when I come down to Australia during my university studies, I'd very much like to hang out with FBS, just for the chance of seeing him, live, turn to a woman, growl SEX and then walk away with her. That sight would make me happy.

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Fooled me.

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Damn... nice room.

I don't know anyone too well to know who I'd wanna meet... eh screw it. PRobably be Transient, Low Tech, BassBehemoth, or that other guy with bass in his name, bloodyredbass or something?

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timedragon
bass behemoth
FBS
def
nomad
bia
L,B'XXX

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some cunts here to see if they act the same in reality. Doubt it.

That guy who wrote the lyrics about his sex getting wet. and sticking a finger in some girls ass ("oh!")
Anyone else whos made a legendarily bad post here.

And aside from that, most of you guys. Theres no one I wouldnt be happy to meet on here. Except marino, but hes a nihher.

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im bored would be fun to play some gorguts with

blizzardbeast and demon and i could have a big gay WWII partay

bias got a huge caboose in that picture, haha


oh metalthrashingmad because i bet his house kicks ass

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I'd like to meet all the mods and some regulars because, well, I like sex.

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Probably just def.

MoonRaven
Transient
Darko
timedragon
Cloaca

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I'm hoping Transient strips in person.

im sexier with an immo shirt on dont you think?

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How can I know until I've seen you both ways?

i would meet BassBehemoth....i want to show him how a french canadian can drink!!!

low-tech...he looks funny

and some other guy

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I would like to meet all the regulars here except Chris.

He might start a fight and throw a snake on me or something.

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A lot of people on here.. Cunty Shunt, BassBehemoth, Ilikeriffseveryone, L,B' of course and Bob, Trans, and a few more

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Hahaha yess and you Soul' but thatd be kinda odd considering our age difference.. Oh well you could have a few beers with a minor haha

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Nihilist...

DeathCS
Moe Blunts
iLikeriffs

john holland!!! the man behind the FUCKING myth!

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Age is truely a state of mind. I'll hang out with anyone as long as they are cool. Keep in mind I used to drink with people much older than I a long time ago. As long as everyone remains safe, drinks at a reasonable rate, and remains cool than I'm happy

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Man, a MetalTabs-a-con would be sweet. Imagine if everyone could bring their rig to a giant warehouse in the middle of the Nevada desert and just kill a week. That's my idea of a vacation.
I'd like to meet the lot of you. Steve [MetalThrashingMad] cuz he's fucking cool and is as obsessed with Coroner as I am, John Holland [not just cuz of his rig], MorbidGuitar, Nihilist because of the awesome sarcastic posts ['its called music'], SoulInsane, Bassbehemoth, all you cool mofos. And any of the dames because it's rare to find girls who are into metal - let alone intelligent ones at all - period.
We should start a utopian community.
By the way Bia, nice pic.

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meeting up somewhere would be awesome but pretty hard. itd be hard enough to do it by continent not to mention a wolrd wide meet up.

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oh damn, that will be pretty cool if it was possible, jamming with all of you guys, but only one girl.....she will be raped by you horny guys that you are!!!....heheh just bring a doll with the mouth open and some chef boyardees, without washing ourself....no cleaning...omg a real big mess

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none of you people, i have my own friends

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Genuine 100%

LOL

I wanna meet

Marino, Cunty Shunt, PST, Transient, Dissection, Nihilist, Soulie, Lb, Johnmansley, Kiem, Slabbefusk, Siggi, and Timmy!... anyone i forgot you know i love u

how the fuck you know what i look like niggah?

the fuck you mean funny looking?

any pic of myself was me behind a kit, lets see you play blastbeats and keep a pleasant look on your face, thats shit is a total war scenerio only men who have killed in the field of battle could relate to. i either look like that or i got the million yard stare that could burn holes in peoples motherfucking souls.

granted,all drummers are ugly but we are made of tough stuff

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Well, I'm not big on CHUGGING WINE. LOL. OWNED BITCH.

Thanks for the cunts who want to meet me....now I have something to think about...for later.

If I met Bia I'd hit on her so bad. "Want to play carpenter? We will can get hammered and I'll nail you."

I'll meet timedragon when we get married.

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LMAO This post deserves a MT award this year.

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i would like to meet Cloaca.... naked

HE HAS A BIG PENIS! and he lives in Melbourne, so its actually possible.
Where in Mel does this good sir live? I want to stalk him and look through his window at night while he makes video lessons.

I'd share a beer with most of you cunts but I thought extra mention should go to the following:

Dyldo - to discuss quantum mechanics and it's influence on the sex toy industry.
Nihilist - cool guy/taste in music and probably the first person I conversed with in a thread here.
PST - to see if he looks like David Cross!
FBS - to witness the mutilation of fire hoses and small children, not necessarily mutually exclusive.
MTM - to inspect the patchwork of his denim jacket
Chris - to inspect his snake
Nomad - the man, the myth, the legend
Def - to talk football and he'd be be an awesome drinking buddy
Tim - the man has good taste in music, and I'd rip him about the Ashes!
Wally - to see that MA tattoo close up
Transient - to see if he resembles Stephen Hawking even moreso in real life
Myles - don't know really, just seems a cool guy
Marino - to remind him of Liverpool's victory over Milan two years ago!
Soulinsane - to meet the real life Popeye!
SpiritCrusher - to meet one of the best tabbers around (his Execration Text tab is sublime)
Bia - seems like a cool gal, always up for goofing around

I'm hungover like a bastard so if I missed you, I don't fucking care! Nah, like I said, I'd have a beer with all the mods and the majority of the regulars.

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Somebody say me!

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fine then i would like to meet travI56669

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I am a star!! WOWWWWW

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Infinity, philkilla, Soulinsane, Trans, MTM, guitar_demon, FBS and for sexor purposes:

pineappleystuff and dame.

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xDislexicx! We can talk about who's gear is better, plus he is the most mysterious cunt here.

Nobody picked me

I'll want to meet all you regs, just to find out how everyone is in real life.

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Well im glad no-one said me, and yes i do know someone is going to say they want to meet me after this post.

Ah christ, my third stalker this week. You're that fucker from youtube aren't you?

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Hahahaha. Ask Nowak for advise, he should have enough experience with stalkers by now.

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Infinity: Where abouts in Australia are you?

haha I think I met Andrewc.

AndrewC is cool. I'm in NSW. Broken Hill... Its on the NSW/SA border... you were in tassie but are you in sydney now?

Oh, cool. I was just going to say - I could probably meet any MetalTabber that goes to any of the Skinless shows in November because the band I'm in is doing national support. Including M4TB.

well i can try to make it if they are under 18's gigs and arent tooo far away, where are they and shit man

Timedragon
BB
Tulvox
NHOE
Zertonshfits

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BassB
Timedragon
Sqol
Nihilist
NHOE
Siggi
guitardemon
Rabbifoodslicer
morbid guitar

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Here's my real list:

Soulinsane - Seems like a fun guy, probably has many tales of sailors coming on to him.
Dissection - WE NEED SOME FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT! Dissection will provide endless amounts of the aforementioned.
BOB ZE METALLUE! - Fuck yeah man, I want to meet the man behind the legend.
FBS - For hawt sex after part-ay.
PST - More entertainment. I'd point and laugh at him for being a Jew.
Nihilist/Dameframorkum/Bia - Pussy. Wait, Nihilist is a girl, right?

Fuck it, I can't be arsed to go on. I'd have a drink with any reg here, you're all cool cunts.

Have any of you met any metaltabbers? I've met sqol, he was pretty cool.

I have - does improve my staus?
I want to be promoted to Pokemon Overlord!

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I've met & drank with Cloaca several times, BeastOfCarrion a few times and I *THINK* I spoke to AndrewC when I was completely skullfucked at a Disgorge show. Actually I don't recall being sober meeting these dudes. Maybe Tim once.

Yes I'm a girl. I'm easy too. Goddamnit, I thought I lost my feminine features when I hit 18.

autumncurve: He's a n3rd like me. We'd get on like a house on fire.
obrien20: Jesus. You look like Jesus. No, but seriously, been talking to Marino for years now. Great guy.
PST: I'm yet to see what you looks like. I'm interested. In seeing what you look like. Hmm. Sounds kind-of homosexualle~!
johnmansley: Flawless taste in music. Cool guy too. We could talk about his undying love for C. Ronaldo. Tee-hee.
problematic: So I can laugh at him.
nomad: Accent. I need to hear the accent.
Darko: Little Dyldo is a weird fellow. I'd hit it.
metal=life: Crazy, crazy dude. Is he still alive? heh.
Tony (forgot his username [edit: SpiritCrusher]): For guitar lessons.
FBS: I'm guessing the sheer size difference would be funny until I start feeling a little inferior.
BassBehemoth: Seems like a fellow alcoholic. Same goes for Def.

Anyone :P

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yeah i met pandemonium at a nevermore concert

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Yep, that's one of my shining moments..20 years old, still working on my high school diploma, metalhead and an alcoholic..how proud my parents are.

I want to make a list of names but I don't wanna leave anyone out because then I'll feel bad and make a new list.

Although some day I want to attempt to power bomb wally, and chug beer with his mom.

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From the first time i came here i was like god he looks just like that one guy!

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hah!

I think id like to meet anyone here who wants to meet me.


BassB. to get drunk and sing clean vocal parts for Ensiferum, Mithotyn, etc.
Transient. get drunk, then the next day go to his favorite place, coffee shop.
Autumncurve. to show me some strange ale he always obsesses over
BrokenCrimson. well she just has to live with me and Bass' cave in Norway. (in the mountains )
Agent Orange. Einherjer!
Bransforbreakfast. been cool all along
Nihilist. i drink plenty too, buddy
Estringrev. show you how/what to drink
PST. to argue with him, haha.
Walpurgis. to beat you up. too easy.

hm, this is getting annoying. sorry Nihilist, but i DID do the reasons for a little while!

Sqol
guitardemon
Andrewc
TenTonAlien
Def
BlizzardBeast
Moonraven
Theoldman
The execrator
Bob ze metallue
Power Soft Error, haha
LBXXX
Anarchos mortis
Bestial Warrior
Fear Frost
Frozen soul

dammit, im done here! i dont feel like thinking of this anymore, takes too long.

EDIT:
ditto

Ahh, forgot to leave reasons...

Timedragon- listen to some viking/folk metal and have a few drinks
BB- he seems to act most similar to how i act off metaltabs
Tulvox- to be assholes together
NHOE- i want to touch his hair.
Zertonshfits- lives near NH so what the fuck

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I'd totaly jump on him and do all kinds of nasty things. I bet deep down...he's a Tiger....he just needs a debaucherous chick to show him the path to perversion.



Yeah NHOE....I'm looking at you!

Damn, I thought I was cooler than this. Nobody mentioned me!?

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Zionist

And the Gooch

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Thanks

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You sick, sick man..NO WOMEN ALLOWED. ONLY TROLLS.

- Excrator..That's cool that you would say that man! Oddly enough I really don't put on a facade here. Although I'm sure I'm a nicer guy to strangers in person. IM SURE WE COULD HAVE A DANDY TIME.

Damnit, I want to make a list to show my love and affection to my fellow MTer..damnit.

How about anyone that hates Corona?

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How many active female members are on here? Well... not counting Problematic

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Jesus FUCK, Nick has a fuckin' cult here!

as for people... anyone but dissection, hes a fruit loop.

though marino would be cool as fuck to hang with! DEATH METAL!!!

Def: I'll starting drinking for one night, and it will be with that guy haha
Soul: So i can make fun of him because hes american
these kids from the atlantic provences, I RULE THE MARITIMES ASSHOLES, AND ILL SHOW YOU MY NEWFY WAYS OF ASS KICKING!
Anyone who said me, because i love them too (though i think there was like 2)
AND THIS BASSBEHEMOTH GUY, SO HE CAN GET DRUNK AND I CAN DRIVE HIM AROUND ALL NIGHT!







... Oh Wait...

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you are a dirty slut!

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I friggn wish I was.

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I`d meet anyone I`ve ever had some sort of conversation with. Probably everyone else to.

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mr licky licky of some chicks chest

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Yeah man, I want to see if youre grim and frostbitten in reality.

Id love to meet erkin. Hes on this site too. Id love to see how hyper he is in reality. OMG PERFECT MEET 1

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This thread makes me sad, im a online loser.

I would like to meet the dutchies kiem and def.
john holland - Brutal music making
Imbored, Human corpse - good musical taste plus awesome tabs.
Philkilla - awesome guitarist
Deathcs - Don't know why but he just seems a cool guy.
Youngguitarist - same as death cs


Everyone here seems cool to hang out with.

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No...it's the non avatar syndrome.

Kinda makes you fade off into the background....I know...it's stupid but yeah....that's my theory.

If you can shred...you're NO loser.

I'm not suppose to say, but PST was over at my place awhile ago and he is David Cross.

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I'd get MTM over and introduce him to my mates, crack open a few cold ones and we could tell him the tales of thrash gigs from yesteryear

I'd have to meet up with John Mansley, he could talk to my missus about accounting therefore leaving me free to hit the town with the rest of the green screen community Mind you I'd probably spend the whole night telling Bia to put some clothes on else she'll catch her death!

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seriously man, i meant to put you. especially since you put me! haha. besides, im sure there are more for me to add later.

i think its the pictures of his ass?

haha! to the casino perhaps?

oops, double post LOzLFLZ

More like everywere haha.

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Hey man, I'm grateful. Hell, you're a life savor in some places..god knows I probably would have ended up in a godamn ditch some nights lol.

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Just about everyone on here. Although I'd like to arm wrestle Tranny and do some squats with FBS just for the comic factor. I'd smile real coyly and wink on every bend. The vision would be implanted in his brain forever. Maybe wally could, too.

Another mostly "old folks" gardening forum I'm on actually has had meetings of the forumers that plan family vacations to coinside. They've had a rip roaring good time. And most of them are pretty nuts, too.

If I ever get out to Washington again, I'm definitely going to try to go to Yelm. And since I know where Tulvox is I'd stop there in Minnesota. We should have gone to his jobsite for dinner that night, but darned if I thought of that at the time. He was cool on the phone.

BassB's gonna be our Alaskan tourguide.

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Philkilla because he's a good guitarist
Youngguitarist because he kicks your ass...
CLOACA! He's a good guitarist.

I'd like to meet everyone else too.

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aaah anyways, it would be pretty cool to drink a beer with some guys here hehe

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You're a hellava lot closer to Alaska than I am.

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I wanna start a band with newHELLonEARTH.

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Damn, I forgot you, Tristan - if anybody wants to meet BoC just press control+w! I did, and inadvertantly interupted him in the midst of slaying a dragon with a sharpened Rhapsody CD.



Haha, my love is hidden somewhere amongst the expletives!



Bia wouldn't be there - I'd be taking pictures of her and your missus inbetween discussing the relative merits of partnerships and limited companies! I'll leave the pics in your bottom drawer...

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Shit, too bad all you cunts live all over the world.
Well, if any of you douches come to holland, just give me and the dutch bastards a email

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I think all of you are cunts except:

TimeDragon - Caves are awesome, and I believe that I am troll enough since my favourite activity anywhere is trolling (trolling the woods, trolling the internet, and trolling the fridge). Timey is overall awesome and talented and likes melody over brutality, and that's additional awesome points right there.

L,B'XXX - She writes lyrics. She wins the internet.

Walpurgis - To teach the man to cook.

Haha!


I wanna meet *insert_name_here* so I can finally get my fucking money.

Pretty much the all the regulars, would be fairly entertaining

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