We've had a paucity of interesting threads lately, so I thought I'd atleast try to kick-start something. Hey, atleast it is different.

Do as the title suggests - name a couple of Metaltabbers you'd be up for meeting in real life.

Me (in no specific order):

PST
BeastOfCarrion
Def
Darko
John
atif

Def, Trendkill, Chris, PowersofTerror..maybe some others.

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already met def and sander (twice).

i'd like to meet tattered

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Hahaha really.. id like to meet, walpurgis, def, the doctor, nihilist, memnoch, bass behemoth, buganeer, powersofterror, and atifman (cos hes a fucking nutter on the guitar)

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I'd meet all the people who act sensible(well they don't have too all the same) but who are sarcastic as well. So I'd really meet any down to earth person here......is it just me or am I sounding like I'm taking this as a dating service?

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BLS, Nihilist, Atifman, powersofterror....

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atif, Nilly, PST, already met riggs, bass, the doc, wally and his mum, john, beast, darko, and definatley have some beers with def.

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I forgot a few people. I'd meet all of the people who have posted so far in here.

Sure, I'd meet you all...not saying I would like any of you.


We should all meet somewhere....perhaps in the middle of the Atlantic so that it's equal distance for most of us...

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BLS, soulinsane, cannibalcorpse, def, atifman, transient

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There are some people on this forum I wouldn't even like setting eyes upon.

Mmm, i havent really come across anyone i dont like, only the ones that are banned for like a year and were complete assholes, but i mean thats a given.

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ha if we all met at a common ground, it would be international date line....anything goes I'll be loaded with pizza, Def'll be loaded with beer, and PST will be loaded with piss....

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and dicksuckon would be loaded with my cum in his ass!

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Ew.

Johnny Boy!

mmm mmm i could stare at his ass all day, its cute when he gets all excited talking about math

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Ah not to forget Soulinsane and play his Ran

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Hmmm... Def, Powers, Darko, trendkill, Nihilist, Atif, PST, Slayme, Mem (just so i can call him a fag in person haha ), and maybe a few others.

I've only meet BassB. and Necro_butcher.

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I'd like to meet pretty much most of the regulars:

Nihilist (to witness the knowledge in the flesh!)
BoC (cool guy)
Darko (to talk physics and philosophy)
Chris (cool guy, similar views to me)
Def (it's a cliche, but I've got to have drink with Def! See you at the World Cup, my friend)
Doc (to see the reason why his girlfriend was scared in that photo)
Soulinsane (good laugh and there's Mrs Soulinsane too )
BLS (to laugh about my Britishness and show him my made-of-metal ass!)
Powers (to see him play in the orchestra)
Atif (got to get some tips on playing from Atif!)
Memnoch (to talk physics and IMMOLATION!!!!!!)
PST (to talk about anything. Very clever guy)
BassBehemoth (to talk about stupid American pigs!)
FearFrost (to talk about stupid American pigs!)
Credit To Dementia (maybe to talk about writing poetry, seems an interesting guy)
CC (seems like a cool enough guy)
Transient (to hear him beg for a Jesus Wept tab!)
Dissection (yeah, even Dissection! Only kidding, fella!)
MTM (to see the denim jacket!)
Andrew1331 (there's a death metal fan in there somewhere that needs a little coercing)
Guitar_Demon (got to meet the cat-avatar-guy!)

OK, so that's pretty much all the decent regulars. If I've missed anyone, please don't be offended. On the contrary, count yourself lucky that you wouldn't have to spend a day with me!

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I've been in the same place as BoC, but we failed to recognize each other. Would have been in the same place as andrewc as well.

Have we forgot someone, people? I'd like to meet.. NOMAD!

Id like to meet you all, and piss you all off.

It wouldnt be that hard.

But XDX is probably the person I most want to meet.

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Oh shit, yeah! Nomad's the grandaddy, a sort of Gandalf figure to our assortment of Hobbits, Elves and Dwarves if you will. He'd sporadically appear out of the mist and intertwine himself within our various meeting paces. It'd be cool.

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Nomads the man behind us all. we cant forget him, hes the creator of metaltabs.. John your in my area, how can u not want to meet me?! hahha joke man, scouser

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Hahaha! Were abouts in England, Tattered?

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Hahaha bristol man, good old south west, sorry bout the scouser thing only thing i could pick out of liverpool.

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Don't worry I'm proud to be a car thief, I mean a Scouser...

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heh, i guess id meet cannibal corpse, just cuz he lives in mn.

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John, Powers, Nihilist, Def, Chris, Dissection, cat-avatar-guy (i dont even know his real name)

hmmm

slayme
FBS
WALLY!! & hus mum
darko
nihily willy
john
CC
powers(ill bring the pizza)
def
sanders
the doc

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I wouldnt mind meetin Def, xdislexicx and some of the dudes from england. And also that Chokehold kid so i can him lol

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good call. i agree. did he die or something? cuz that would be amazing

I'd like to meet the other Lamb of God so I can ask why he took my name. Anyone else from Maryland too, cuz most people here don't like metal. It's painful.

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Still here
Once again Im sorry

Oh 'I'll get back to this thread later, but now I'm going to get my ass in bed, late night soccer game by the Oranje

anyways, I'de want to meet;

Nihilywilly to drink beer with
Wally/Bobbi to drink beer with and sail on their lake erie
JohnMansley to drink beer with and rant about football!
Guitar_demon to drink beer with and talk shit 'bout metal with.
Darko to drink random drinks
Mordor to drink with an play Engl's
PST to drink beer with and see Anthrax again (AGAIN!!! but the first time was fun haha)
The Doctor to drink Hertog Jan with and jam
Powers to drink beer with and smash his giant bass
Tatter3d to drink beer with and give him bass lessons
Nomad to drink Russian Vodka with and share thoughts about Belgian beers.
DeMANU to drink beer with and do a drive-by shooting whilst throwing empty beerbottles
BLS to drink beer with and jam
xDx to drink. eh wait, I'll drink beer and give him shit for not drinking. and talk about amps with.

that's all I can think off right now, but I'm a bit intoxicated, if you're not on this list you:

A. Suck.
B. where forgotten

thank you and goodnight.

eh. i dont know most of you, but so far

JohnMansley because he seems quite intellectual.

Def because we listen to the exact same music and he seems to be a heavy drinker

BLS for his knowledge of guitars (i too know a good amount, but im pretty sure i could learn from you.)

Andrew1331, So I could kick him in the balls.

4-serious though.
BLS. I wanna know what he looks like.
Johnmansley. Hes cool.
xDx. Because hes smart.
And that other person from Minnesota. Metalpro.

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oh, I forgot: Cockhold, Dimmufan, Skcoffan, Skcoffan2, Livevil and all his next names

To drink beer, steal his and rip him a new asshole!

chris so we could play suffocation together
pineappely to see if shes as random in real life as she is on here
atif to see his collection of gay kiddie porn
def because hes cool and patient
nihilist because he is succint in his posts as well as pretty witty
dame because shes really hot

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I am a different person than Cockhold.

That made my day, thanks!

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don't get your hopes up, you're not that bad.

ha ha ha

Oi mate, i'd be giving you the lesson, you guitar/bassist you.

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Bad enough to get banned for a day

annoying, asshole... its all the same nowadays

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I don't know, ive only been on this board for 2 months which isn't long enough to decide unlike all of you "post whores".

yeh.. you losers..

"Post-Whores" are newbs!

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Hahaha says mr ''Ultra-postwhore''

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LOL. NOT ANYMORE

i cant be bothered listing all the cool people we have whom contribute to this site, everybody has their own specialities and knowledge. So I will send out grim and evil "hailz" to all, and think about listing my impressions of people tomorrow!

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No one said me

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I REALLY WANT TO MEET FEARFROST!!

WE CAN PLAY PANTERA SONGS ON HIS DIME GUITARS AND GROW REALLY LONG GOATEE'S AND DYE THEM PURPLE!!! YES!

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I'd meet everyone except for BLS, Dissection, CannibalCorpse, and Soulinsane...actually maybe I would so I could laugh at them.


And I want to meet FearFrost...

But yeah it sucks for people leaving each other out. Probably a lot of people here are cool in person who knows?

(For all you know I'm a 63 year old transexual pedophile)

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mmmmmmm tranny-pedo

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Ok, BLS is not cool in person.

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Good thread. I'm glad one person has wanted to meet me so far, though it was mainly for my guitar.

As for who I would want to meet, that is tough.

Younguitarist so we can jam like younguitarists
And most of the other regulars (BoC, BLS etc)

I would meet you Shred, but I'd probably end up rambling on about how drugs can destroy your life and ruined my friend's lives and how I smoke cigarettes but I wanna quit but I still enjoy smoking at the same time and how I always drink on a completely empty stomach and its stupid but it gets you drunk quicker but if your drinking beer on an empty stomach it hurts your insides and when this happens I can't drink a lot but this doesn't happen when i drink vodka and that you should stay in school because this is my 4th year because I dropped out twice and drugs aren't the answers to your problems.

STAY IN SCHOOL!

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Fucking christ....that...was a run-on.....

I'd have said fearfrost, but I'm afraid of his mother....and I don't like "Pan fucking tera"

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yeh Feb comes BEFORE march... pretty nutty huh?

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fuck! im coming shred...then ill quickly leave with V in hand

and i want to add M=L

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im crushed no one mentioned me

i guess i dont post enough

i would like to meet

Johnmansly
Nihilist
Def
XdX
dimmudude just to tell him off
and would like to meet fearfrost for more then 3 sentances

we have to stick together man
I would like to meet Transient and Metalthrashingmad in real life. That would be awesome. We could prabibly start a band or something...ohh ya, i almost forgot we already are

And Chokehold to beat the shit out of him!!

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I wouldn't mind the rambling if it were about that. I would never do drugs. People in my community get pissed off at me all the time for going on and on about how bad drugs are. I pretty much broke up with my last girlfriend because I found out she had been doing drugs. It is kind of funny that you mentioned that.

When it comes to alchohol though, I have, and will drink. Some of the best nights of my life have come when I wasn't sober. It's not like i'm going to drink every night (or every week for that matter), because I know what it can do to you. My friend's dad died of liver failure.

Good ol' M=L... I miss him

I would like to meet just about everyone here, but I know I would only like to hang out with some of you in reality after that meet. The list of who I wouldn't like to meet is shorter then the other list.

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heh even though no one talks to me anymore :P

xdx
BLS - ur an asshole but as long as we stay off politics we'd probly get along
Anubisxy
soulinsane
darkenelf

i'm sure there are a few more, but i've been mostly on the gear and band forums recently so i'm out of touch

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me and BLS live like 30 min away
but we don't want to meet, you know.....for obvious reasons

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because he is ugly, and likes the though of being abbused by Halford?
And it would just be akward when he find out that you are his father ...... oh shit i shouldnt have said that, im sorry i broke your secret.

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Im afraid of Brownies... when i was younger their were two brownies that would pick on me at the bus stop. I dont recall their names but they were brothers, they would always push me around and yell stuff at me in some weird language. Its scarred me for life, ill never be able to overcome my fear of brownies.

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ShedIsNotDead - Get along pretty good
Def,BLS,XDX - so i can learn more about gear
Darko - Help me get better at my sweeps lol.
nihilist - << this guy got me listening to psycroptic.

what a coincidence, when i was younger, i would get picked on by white guys, and they'd say gibberish too!

i feel so much closer to you now, we have so much in common

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You met me too you cock. I've already met Def, Sanders, the Doc, and PhyscoHoliday(sic), if anybody remembers him. Def, Sanders, and PH were cool. Doc could've been, but he had to leave me out, didn't he? Cunt.

I'd like a proper chance to get drunk with Def and show him Americans can drink as well, then the following in approximate order:

slayme
Nomad
far_beyond_sane
Nihilist
johnmansley
Darko
atifman
Trendkill
ChrisRezendes
BB and FF
powersofterror (I'd be in Texas anyway for slayme)

And no one else. Unless I forgot them or didn't mention them for a specific reasons (Wally's never gonna read this). There was a big thread like this back on atmetal trying to coordinate a big meeting, but the plan was abandoned when we realized what proper cunts most of us are and how fuckin' glad we are to be separated. During the black metal wars I'd've been stabbed, and I prefer not being stabbed.

Props to FearFrost for mentioning slayme. Shame on the rest of you for not being more like him. Later.

Anyways.. where has Darko been?

Hes always on aim but he never post here

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i havent been here long but i'd like to meet: (no particular order)

ChrisRezendes - seems to be right about everything
Nihilist
BLS
Def
NuMetalBastard - to call him a crybaby
Credit to Dementia
BrokenCrimson
MetalThrashingMad
JohnMansley
MyOwnSavior
and
ShredIsNotDead

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no one mentioned me

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That's because you're not brown enough...


I'd have a beer with you but you'd show me up on the guitar.

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wow. i always thought id like to meet a few of you guys, but. i read the thread. uh, shit. i always knew i was pretty set aside from the crowd, but fuck. i didnt know i was that far... damn.

obviously, ive been pretty far between posts. im thinking its time for me to dissapear from the metaltabs world.

For what its worth, you were cool:

darko
LBxxx
def
nihilist
john
powers
bls
pst
atif
beastofcarrion
soulinsane
shredisnotdead
corrodedsoul
sanderinos
trendkill
bones
transient
darkenelf
cannibalcorpse
dissection
cynatica
slayme
agentorange
moonraven
decrepify
bestial warrior
the doctor
and the creator, nomad. good job dude.

and anyone else i ever agreed with or in anyway communicated with in a positive form.

As for me in no real order:

Nihilist (I'd purchase a super pack of condoms before though!)
John
Mofoism
PST
FBS
Metal=life
Atif (I'd be a bit nervous meeting though)
Def
Memnoch
Slayme
Shred
Doc
Nomad
Powers

Basically any of the regulars I'd have a good time meeting, seeing what you all are really like. But I probably left a few people out. Blow me.








Please?

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Atif, John Mansley, and PST88 top out my list. I'd meet anybody from here. I like almost everybody here (even people I've argued extensively with), and I'd be up to meeting anybody that happens to find themselves in my area, I have no real transportation and I don't travel (I would if I could!). I figure, even if by chance it would happen to a be a member here that I don't get along with, we could still jam. Then I could punch him in the face, kick him in the nads, and piss on him right before he left. Then we folk here at metaltabs.com could all have a good laugh about it.

Those were good times.

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I'm actually really fucking shocked to see me mentioned in a lot of people's posts. Witty? Intelligent? Couldn't be further from the truth. And besides, I'm a right cunt half the time.

We want to meet you because up until you, none of us even knew Moldova existed. Some might pretend they did, but they didn't. To me Moldova is about as important as Kazhakstan, which is so unimportant that I didn't even bother to spell it right, though I could have. I still have the option of editing it, but I won't, because it sucks. Basically, we are going to drill you (in the ass) with like 981,192 questions about Moldova to satisfy our curiosities. That, and it's fun to say "Nihily". Go ahead, say it! Nie-a-lee. It kicks ass!

By the way, are you a member of the Grind Over Matter DC hub (asking because your description under your name)? I used to be there all the time when I had DSL and free hard drive space. No I have neither, so I don't even use p2p agents anymore.

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Everyone knows Jarrod keeps his arsehole pretty vacant.

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just the few who likes the same metal as me..

Nomad,
Timedragon
Andrewc
cxmachine
Mofoism

I met Cynatica already and Def...think once.

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Hell, I'll bet when Nihily was a young lad growing up and learned where he was from, he said, and I quote his exact words, "Moldova?! Where the fuck is that?"

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You don't all know about Moldolva! You uneducated yobbos!

Background:
Formerly ruled by Romania, Moldova became part of the Soviet Union at the close of World War II. Although independent from the USSR since 1991, Russian forces have remained on Moldovan territory east of the Dniester River supporting the Slavic majority population, mostly Ukrainians and Russians, who have proclaimed a "Transnistria" republic. The poorest nation in Europe, Moldova became the first former Soviet state to elect a Communist as its president in 2001.

need i continue?

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My history high school history teacher was sent to Moldova twice on a government funded mission to teach their school teachers American teaching methods. My class was videotaped to be shown as a model. He came back talking about how dirt poor the country was, and raving about the underground wine cellar he was taken to. Also mentioned was a boy named Jarrod and his witty intelligence, when he wasn't being a right cunt.

Kazakhstan is unimportant except for two salient features:

1. After the dissolution of the Soviet Union, the territory which became Kazakhstan had a large supply of the Union's nukes, making it at one time the third nuclear power in the world. It has since sold off its nukes, or otherwise distributed them as it sees fit. Or so I seem to remember it; it may actually be some other, equally small and poor former Soviet state. Howsoever, this is a bit of a scary and unpleasant fact.

2. It is the fictional home of Borat, from Da Ali G Show.

I really haven't been around long enough to have a definite list of which of you names I'd like to meet, though I suppose there's no harm in meeting any of you.

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Apart from those of us whom are really, 60 yr old pedophiles, out for young boys to take to our special "Fun House"

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I wouldn't satisfy a pederast. I'm tall and broadly built and not in the least reminiscent of some nubile young faunlet with a naive desire to taste one of the lollipops the elderly gentleman nextdoor has in his basement. I'm about the perfect target for, say, John Wayne Gacy, but not for a 60 year old pedophile, out for young boys to take into his special 'Fun House.'

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Ha, I am indeed.

Hah, well we didn't actually meet him did we, we only saw him falling down over from over our heads, going facedown into the dirt when Anthrax played

Anyways, I left out Slayme, shame on me... I'de like to drink kegs with him, sounds like good fun.

I also forgot about Fearfrost, I'de drink Canadian beer with him and shoot grizzly's in his backyard.
Ohyeah, Transient doesn't seem like a bad chap either, but you know, if he really looks like that ugly mutt Ackbar, I would probably have to kick his ass.

Anyways, I'll probably see you again next year PST and maybe Mansley will be there too, so we can get shitfaced and go to a world cup game, haha!

*whimpers softly* nobodys mentioned me.

ah well, id like to meet anybody on here that lives in the east coast of australia (melbourne, canberra, sydney, tassie, brisbane, gold coast, cairns etc) especially the melburnians.

also, numetalbastard so i can kick him repeatedly, plus john and warwicktter3d. not BLS, his lack of fondness for black metal and my fondness for it would be slightly chaotic. dunno if ive left anyone out, but the locations i wanna meet pretty much cover it i think.

Sure we did, Ed. We were standing in line waiting to buy those plastic tabs we could turn in for beer - just paying the fucking cash for a beer would've been to convenient, I guess, just like letting us keep our fuckin' beer. Motherfucks - and there he was in all his denim glory. It was only for a moment or two and nobody said anything before he left, because I was too stunned by that amount of denim in such a small frame. A few beers later - the best method of time-telling - he fell on his face. He got it easy compared to that poor bastard that face planted onto the fence. That's no way to treat a guy who just wants to mosh to Anthrax. That's more how to treat that one cunt doing the ecstacy dance to Brave New World. Or the person in charge of the Haunted's sound. Goddamn.

Most keg beer's American, man, sorry. I've seen some exceptions, but not for a full-sized, heavy-ass keg. I'd like to see if the two of your could get through an entire keg, though. I'd be willing to help, too.

And I've been in talks with Alex about visiting Belgium when I'm in Europe next summer, since it'll likely be my last time there for a while and he'll be moving to Australia. I figured you'd wanna make the drive to Belgium for that, right? If John's there, he should come to. If you're not, I'll have to figure out some other means of transport, since I do intend to meet Nomad 'fore I die.

Chris: Where exactly is New Bedford? I'm through Massachusetts every now and again, so I might find the opportunity to stop. I think you have my e-mail, so send me one with the info, since I'm not likely to be around again for a while, and I don't want to keep posting back and forth after this anyway. If you've lost the address, hit up Def or Nihilist, they should have it. Or just reject my attempt to reach out and leave me feeling sad and alone, you cold-hearted bastard.

Yeah, I still have your e-mail address, will send you info. I actually meant to e-mail you when you first gave it to me, but like I've done so many times with so many women who have given me their phone numbers, I procrastinated to the point where I felt the timing wrong and it would have been painfully awkward. Well, not PAINFULLY awkward, because I can't bang you. But I'll send you the info.

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Only person i would like to meet would have to be Def. He only dude who is keen to hear bout real gangs and drivebys and can still have a joke with And he loves drinkin and wants to throw some empty bottles out the window as we drive round listenin to all sort of crazy music.

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I would meet anyone who can tell me a new baby joke.

Also John and Memnoch so they can help me with my quantum mechanics

Q. whats red, silver and runs into walls?
A. A baby with forks in it's eyes.

we worthy of meeting up, mr. overweight daniel?

I mentioned you

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how much brown is brown enough?

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Fantastic thread!

Obviously I'd like to meet all mods and alumni staff, and also John, Darkenelf, Bobbi, and most other old-timers.

I just had a crazy idea of a metaltabs get-together. Lots of folk live in Holland and nearby, we could meet there in:

a) a gig, to mosh and get pissed
b) a pub, to brawl and get pissed
c) a camping, to get pissed really hard and crash out

What do you think?

PS: I'm buying vodka

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sounds fucking golden Nomad, I'm in!

maybe next year when johnmansley and PST are around here? Belgium might be kickass. or a nice gig. we should COMBINE A,B,C and go hard! haha

Damn i wished i lived in Holland ..

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