ok so my old (and pretty terrible) band is having a reunion show

and we want to fully pimp the venue with a bunch of freaky shit,

obvioulsy we know the basics, inverted crosses, skeletons blah blah


but i want to know if anyone has any sick ideas for stage props, theactrics whatever



post away

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A bloody chick in hotpants and long bitch boots headbanging and thrashing around on stage.

we already thought of having a caged girl dancing, but i dunno haha

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goat heads

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Get little kid's baby dolls and hardcore sever them and cover them in fake blood. And wrap them in razor wire ect ect

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Dismembered effigies of popular politics.

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F3TUS.


At my band's old show once, one of the drummers(there was 2) played a short solo with celery sticks and we bought a sack of potatoes and threw them at the audience.. TH3Y L0V3D I+.

Your band could all take a shit in a large bowl and put it in the front of the stage...then eat it at the end of the show.

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You should have dolls of babies hanging from the ceiling. Or use real ones?

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Yeah, melted baby dolls.

Or a crucified micky mouse.

Don't forget the blood capsules so you can barf blood in the middle of a breakdown.

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Dig down your Clothes Some weeks Before The Show and Then dig em up :/

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Well, if anyone in your band has long hair and substantial facial hair (i.e. looking like jesus), make him wear a white cloak with a black inverted cross spraypainted on it and have him thrash about wildly.

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I was thinking more like a bag od fake fingers and toes to throw out in the audience. You dont want to get sued breaking someone's nose with a potato. Tomatoes would work but they're messy. Do something more creative than the old cliche stuff. Super soakers with washable red dye in them to spray at the audience. Old dry chicken bones or something.

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lol i actually know a guy who looks alot like jesus, but i dont think hed be too down withthat idea haha


keep the ideas coming people

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you should have 2 dirty ass sluts come out and both deepthroat a double sided dildo until they kiss like "lady and the tramp"

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If you are short a member and need a temp replacement then find the most suicidal person possible. Have them wait until the night of the show and let them do their thing with a razor while performing on stage and the rest of you just keep going like its a normal thing at your shows. Instant real corpse stage prop. Then you find another member for the next show.

That will get you some attention

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We have a winner!



best thing you ever posted.

HAHA, I like this one the best.

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Didn't some band in Florida or something say they were gonna do that a couple years ago?

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I think I heard about that too.....haha, but saying it has about .1% of the legal implications and bullshit that would arise from actually doing it.....still kinda tempting though!

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It would be a hell of a gig. Maybe everyone thinks its fake? Until the show is over and all the band but the suicider exits the stage. Then its like, "OMFG! It was real.

"THIS BAND ROCKS"

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I've always had the thought that if my band makes it and takes a US tour, that some girl in particular would be doing that for my gigs.....

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I used to have red and white hotpants and go-go boots.

Now there's a visual for ya.

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Jesus Christ.......

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a fake ass shiting some chickens and babies or simply...an ass shiting some crap on the technician!!

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Sheet music stands. People will be horrified thinking you actually wrote that crap down.

that is great!

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you could have a really hot transvestite stripper slowly strip down to nothing but loose shorts, and take out her cock and piss on the front row.

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Ask Dissection if you can borrow his parents 'giant' bag of dildos......oh hang on, hasn't he left?

You could always insert carrots up your ballon knot and bend over and fire them into the crowd!

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At the end of the show get tubes with funnels on the end.

* Stick the funnel so it goes into the tube.
* Insert the other end of tube in your anus.
* Shoot water, beer whatever you pour down the tubes into the crowd.

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Thats what I was thinking too, but I don't think he is coming back

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more realistic ideas plz!

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I think the most realistic ideas have already been posted. Get a few metal-friendly chicks to wear skimpy clothes and dance around, cover you and your bandmates with fake blood/evil looking facepaint. Anything cooler would probably be ridiculously expensive considering you aren't touring with this band at the moment right now. A smoke machine from guitar center costs $849 the last time I checked.

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Then again.......you could rent some stage props at guitarcenter i think.

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dress like gwar.
fill up some super soakers with red colored water and shoot it like blood

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we actually have the smoke machine covered and for free too (horray for friends with smoke machines)



we are also planning on builing a 10 foot high cross and nailing a mannequin to it


i wanted to light it all on fire but i think we'd get in shit for that

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Stab your bassist at the end of the set.

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wow this thread is funny. The puking a blood capsule thing is actually not a bad idea.

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Just throw up on a bunch of the people in the crowd. That's my plan for my next show.

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reinact that scene from the movie buckaroo banzai.

this idea is totally impractical but awesome, something ive always wanted to do

you need some fake guns, an m-80 or some other loud firework and borrow gear off another band.

play some songs right,most of the set then have a chick in the audience cry,totally ball out sobbing. then slowly stop playing right. then say

"i believe someone in the audience is not having a fun time"

at this point the chick is balling, noticably loud sobbing. all music is stopped

point her out to everyone then say "what is your name dear"

then she says her name and goes into a rant about how much her life sucks.

then you say "well <insert name> sometimes life is difficult, things do not always work out the way you want them to, ive prepared a song for you <insert name> i hope you like it"

go into the most horribly cheesy ballad on the face of the planet, meanwhile the chick lights off an m-80. BANG everyone looks and she is now holding a fake gun in what appears like an attempt to shoot herself.

everyone in your band draws fake automatic weapons that were concealed, grab the girl and leave. end of set.

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if you wanna be totally tastesless and obscene, reinact the murder of dimebag with mimes.

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Or without the mimes.

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Doing that in front of a bunch of metalheads would be like a christian band doing the jesus idea in a church. Only most metalheads don't fear the consequences of an afterlife so you would be killed more violently.

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Devour small animals, obv. Besides, I hear they're good for the hands.

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