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Old 2002-09-08, 05:01
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Talking Happy Birthday Brutal.vagina!!!!

Vaginas rule, especially brutal ones, and today it's the sweet sixteen of the brutalest one of them all.




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psst. memnoch has a special present for ya
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:02
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YOUR AS OLD AS ME
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:05
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:07
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you had a birthday thread?
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:12
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5 bucks says this gets more posts than my birthday thread did.


Dude, wouldn't you rather have a bunch of 15 year old guys NOT pay loads of attention to you?
Damn kids these days.

Happy birthday Brutal.

Happy birthday again, slayme, even though it was a different day.

Fuck the rest of ya. *smilie giving finger*
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:17
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thank you........(_|_)
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:20
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5 bucks says this gets more posts than my birthday thread did.


okay yours was 18 posts....we'll see about this........
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:52
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umm nice ...


Happy Birthday ... well you dont know me (i think nobody does ..but what the fuck)


 
Old 2002-09-08, 07:16
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(Lord) I only know you because of your immense signature. Try shortening it.....it's annoying.





Now......happy b-day baby! Come over around 11pm tuesday night to get that present.
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Old 2002-09-08, 08:10
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Happy Birthday Brutal Vagina!!
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Old 2002-09-08, 09:54
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Happy Birthday, you poor benighted confused neurotic nymphomanic teenager. You're... 12, right?

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Old 2002-09-08, 11:24
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hehe, yeah happy birthday chicha!

and slayme, you too man, if I didn't post in your birthday thread!!
 
Old 2002-09-08, 12:14
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Ok, i´m the next to make this birthday thread bigger than slayme´s.



and have fun with memnoch.
 
Old 2002-09-08, 15:09
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Old 2002-09-08, 15:33
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i'd shake your hand, but that would mean giving you an orgasm
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Old 2002-09-09, 00:46
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we're gainin on my thread, 16 replies now includin this one.
 
Old 2002-09-09, 01:18
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yay!!!!!! thanx everyone....and my dear scotty....lol...you just wait...ill come and get my present
and for cryptopsy....if u need a place to crash...ill ask my parents.
and yeah
thanx everyone....my birthday kicked ....brutally \m/

and slayme
i promise u this thread will beat yours....muahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 2002-09-09, 02:06
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Just postin to make this tie slayme's. Happy birthday, ya fuck. You too, vagina.
 
Old 2002-09-09, 05:03
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oohhh....right....almost got here before its september 9 hehehe///....7 minutes to midnight....///have a fucking nice birthday amanda....///
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Old 2002-09-09, 10:39
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yay!!!!!! thanx everyone....and my dear scotty....lol...you just wait...ill come and get my present
and for cryptopsy....if u need a place to crash...ill ask my parents.


Double sweet!!!

(btw slayme, this makes 20 posts....beating yours. keep in mind though, about 4-5 posts in here are about how this thread will beat yours)
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Old 2002-09-09, 12:01
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we're gainin on my thread, 16 replies now includin this one.


And with silly-assed replies, another one again.
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Old 2002-09-09, 12:43
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happy 16th chica
 
Old 2002-09-09, 15:35
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Happy birthday!
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Old 2002-09-09, 17:44
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You know what, it doesn't matter how many replies all this shit gets, Fact is, slayme kicks a lot more ass than the majority of you
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-09-09, 17:59
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eh, it was fun anyway.


thanks bob.
 
Old 2002-09-10, 01:18
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Hey, somebody has to pay homage to the great old one, lol
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Old 2002-09-10, 02:09
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-09-08, 07:06
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Well, it's her birthday again. Everybody who doesn't remember who this is, feel free to post here.
 
Old 2006-09-08, 07:19
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What? You drunk fool. You know that at liberal projection of those here remembering her will be 1/200. This is the ancient of all dead threads. Fuck it.

:Birthday:
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Old 2006-09-08, 07:42
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Goddamn, where the fuck is Memnoch?
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Old 2006-09-08, 08:18
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Goddamn, where the fuck is Memnoch?


perpetualy getting fucked by the devil in reg's hell I guess.

I have no fucking clue who brutal vagina is, that's way before my time.
But cool nick though...
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Old 2006-09-08, 12:17
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I like reading some of the old threads anyways. I'm utterly shocked that you'd revive an old one though, PST. It seems so out of character.

Ah well, happy birthday! Especially since you're another female that's graced these boards.
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Old 2006-09-08, 13:34
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I remember her.

Have a good one!
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Old 2006-09-08, 13:35
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-09-08, 15:42
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Have a good one... whoever you are.
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Old 2006-09-08, 18:17
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