So I hear a KABOMB!

All I see...

I stop someone from driviing away.... ( via threats of finding thier family, cutting them to bets, and feeding them to my pets. )

Guess what happened in detail.

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Bobpurgis got mad and beat up a car?

And what kind of beer are we talking about here??

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WRONG!

And any beer ( at no cost ) with the right story about what really happened.

BTW, this happen today.

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WTF!! I have no clue but that barn garage is sweet.

I live in Norfolk VA you know... No real barns here.

What happened?

Give me an accurate report of what happened and I will give FREE BEER!

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hit and run...? too simple

why are the plates illinois plates if you live in VA?

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Someone slammed into the back of you causing you to hit something?

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BassBehemoth sure found this quick

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Yah...gimme your beer Soul.

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I'm military. That is why my plates are IL. and have been the last 6 years. And yes, a hit and near run, but what happened?

BTW , BB. totally wrong. I wasn't in the auto.

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like what happened after the fact?

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I ran out of the house yelling to stop! Other wise I was getting in my car to toast his ass! My car was way faster then his and I've got far more experience driving junked up cars. But my car is still a classic chase killer.

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The trash can was in front of you and they backed into it and it popped up and over your car, but not before denting your car. You chased them down the street and when they had to stop because you were hanging on their car you beat their hood profusely with your nuclear fists in blast beats. I didn't see any red on your car, but there appears to be pieces of theirs scattered.

What if I don't like beer? Can I have cookies and icecream like nh' gives me?

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Yah...lb is probably right...whatever, send the beer to me lb.

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A) who doesn't like beer?

B) i'm pretty sure you impaled him with those nails growing out of your head

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Right Bassb', I'd really send you the beer instead of walpurgis. Old Froth & Slosh the pale stale ale.

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I know EXACTLY what happened, but I need to know one thing: will you ship it to the UK?

I'm making home brewed beer tomorrow

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Only if you ship back to me

What happened.

BTW, He was young so I didn't kick his ass. He listened to me and my instrustions. I wanted most to make sure he was not hurt. That is what is most important.

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you were outback barbequing when you heard that sound, so you wanted to check to make sure it wasnt your car. sure enough, it was. goddamnit! so you caught the guy

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Very close, Trans. So very close

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i dont want the beer anyways. how off was i

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Probably not any more than you usually are, Tranny.

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I've absolutely no idea.

Just ask the girls, Tranny.

Near misses only count with nuclear weapons

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so...all i can derive is that the guy was stupid enough to hit you head on and then turn around and try to run away the other way...i would have just backed up and kept going the direction i was headed as quick as possible...is there some special fact that we need to derive?

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you were sitting at home eating a truly metal steak and rocking out to Slayer's Divinve Intervention like a true metal comrade, suddenly you hear some metal you dont like (no, not Six Feet Under ) you hear the twisted metal of yer beasty car being bossed head on, you then said "Shit Nigz"
saw some mexicans with a fucked up car driving away and you yelled "you filthy fucking mexicans get back here so i can listen to divine intervention and kick yer ass" then you realized they were too young and mexican to be beaten, so you just gave them a sift kick to nads and told them to have a jolly day

end of story


wheres my 2x4?

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i like how they have to be mexicans...

i want to kick that mexiChris's ass....maybe you should help butcher

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Chris is a nigger.

LOL, I actually thought my car had been jacked for a second and they just didn't know how to opperate a turbo stick shift. My car will make a loud PUW BLOW, if the didn't know how to opperate a high proformance auto I'm sure they would have left if and split

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Actually it was as Super Chinese Asia Tokyo eliete street racer that somehow managed to hit my parked car dead on.

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well

can i have my beer now?

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Everyone gets an E-beer of thier pick just for replying to this thread.

Mods.... Do what you feel is best to serve MT, but I could carry on for this event for weeks; Court is yet to come All truth will be brought before the poplulation of our peers.

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Umm, is that intentional that it spells SCAT?

Do I still get my icecream and cookie?

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I read this entire thread and got utterly confused
Then i read the first post, and it still seems like a backwards thread

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so some kid joyriding a car rammed your parked car and you chase the dude down and made sure the authorities got him?

man ive seen some aftermaths of bad wrecks that way

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Some emo teenager was passing by the white van much too fast, didn't turn back into the right side fast enough, and drunkenly slammed into soul's car. Soul ran out and stopped the car. He took the dick's keys, went into the house, and came back out with a digital camera. Then using dick's keys, he turned the car around, and drove down the street in the opposite direction--so he could get a good shot of dick's car front and his own in the same shot. Pictire C of both cars was taken first so dick could leave--dick was crying to hard. Picture A and B were taken later, after he had cleared car fragments of dick's car out of the way to get a good shot of his wreckage.

However, since dick's driver side impacted on soul's passenger side, this theory could be wrong because I don't see how the shit could be that slow in turning back into the right side lane; also if driving fast enough to slam into soul's car should leave more wreckage. Another theory is that soul's car was actually parked in the driveway facing the street. Dick was pissed off for turning down the wrong street and used soul's driveway to turn around--hitting his car because he was pissed and driving fast. ....And this theory would now weave into the original theory for the aftermath shots.

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Ok what happened...

I was home for lunch. I was inside eating when I heard a KABOOM! Mrs Soulinsane was near the window and shouted, "Stop fucker", and ran outside. I was right behind her, hearing a car accelerate, thinking someone was stealing my car.

My car was knocked about 10' back from where it was parked and red parts were everywhere. He was hauling ass when he hit my car. What was left of a red car had turned around and was taking off. I yelled, "STOP MOTHERFUCKER", and to my surprise he actually stopped I told Mrs Soul to go call the police and I ran over to secure the red car. I was ready for him to perhaps shoot at me, fight me, or take off again.

I told him to turn his car off and asked if he was injured. He said he wasn't hurt but I don't think he really knew. I told him that I knew he was scared but not to leave. It was just an accident and his well being was far more important. Running away will only make things far worse. He cooled down, the police came, I got my camera, took pics, information was exchanged, he got driving tickets, I gave him a broom to clean the mess up, and he left.

Thats what happened. Now I got a busted car I love this car.

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