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Old 2006-07-12, 07:08
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Happy 102nd Birthday Darko.


How old are you really? I've seen that 1904 and always wanted to know.
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Old 2006-07-12, 07:13
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He just turned 19. But I doubt he'll see this for a while yet.

So fuck you, Dyldo. Have a great birthday.
 
Old 2006-07-12, 07:51
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You pederast, Dyldo!

Acquire a catamite to sate birthday needs!

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Old 2006-07-12, 08:05
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Old 2006-07-12, 11:35
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Rejoice, for we celebrate Mr. Darko's vaginal ejection event.
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Old 2006-07-12, 11:42
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That sounds so rocketlike and inhuman birthlike, but have a great birthday.
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Old 2006-07-12, 13:01
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Happy birthday Dyldo.
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Old 2006-07-12, 14:20
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Have a good one!
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Old 2006-07-12, 15:52
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Old 2006-07-12, 15:58
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Go listen to some Cephalic Carnage.

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Old 2006-07-12, 16:22
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Have a good one man
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Old 2006-07-12, 16:31
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Enjoy it you cunt.
 
Old 2006-07-12, 16:39
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-07-12, 17:17
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Happy birthday!~
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Old 2006-07-12, 18:05
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Old 2006-07-12, 18:51
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May I wish you manny rounds with Niggles on the aniversery of your birth.

Dyldo.
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Old 2006-07-12, 20:16
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Old 2006-07-12, 20:53
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happy birthday donnie darko. i didnt know you were younger than me, judging by the pic(s) ive seen.
 
Old 2006-07-12, 21:17
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Old 2006-07-17, 11:46
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Thanks guys.

I spent my birthday hiking in the Berner Oberland in Switzerland. I'm now getting ready to see Isis tonight in Amsterdam. Cheers.
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Old 2006-07-17, 12:18
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Happy birthday dude!



Can you go to Thun and say hi to my aunty for me

Hey woa trippy, i just found out thats like where you were haha.

If you had been there like 7 years ago i mighta bumped into you and said happy birthday in person.
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Old 2006-07-17, 13:00
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Happy Birthday Junior! LOZL.

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Old 2006-07-17, 15:30
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Old 2006-07-17, 15:45
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Happy birthday you fellow canadian cunt!
edit: you are canadian right?
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Old 2006-07-18, 08:02
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He's from the homoerotic part of California.
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Old 2006-07-18, 13:31
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Hope you had a good one, Dylan.

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Old 2006-07-19, 00:10
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He's from the homoerotic part of California.

Shit.. who'se the one that's from Canada?
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Old 2006-07-19, 01:23
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-07-19, 12:39
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Shit.. who'se the one that's from Canada?


You can tell those chaps by the musky cloud surrounding them.
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Old 2006-07-19, 18:50
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Ah fuck that was Father Death. Why was I thinking Darko..?
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