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Old 2006-07-03, 03:05
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Air guitar, is it gay?

hey, air guitar isn't gay, i usually sing bodom's solo in air guitar....that funny, ok less than real solo on a real guitar, but when you do it, everybodys looking at you like an alien....heeey they are just to boring to have fun

so talk about air guitar, air bass, air drum, air keyboard and air chicken!
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Old 2006-07-03, 03:08
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Air guitar is about as bad as this thread.
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Old 2006-07-03, 03:09
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and your are bad as my granma in air guitar!!
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Old 2006-07-03, 03:16
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hahahhahahahahaha


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yes, its gay. just play real guitar
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Old 2006-07-03, 03:24
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yes but....ooh okay i return to my real guitar but...maybe its gay but its cool to see people's reactions
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Old 2006-07-03, 03:56
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bob you are so funny.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 04:10
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Playing air guitar is not gay. All guitarists do it. Entering in and competing in air guitar contests IS gay though.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 04:38
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air guitar championship...its the gayest thing i ever seen
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Old 2006-07-03, 05:07
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If you're doing it for show or competition...Yes...you're a homo.

If you're riding in the car and the solo to Shortest Straw is coming up and you bust some out.....it's only natural.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 05:41
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i air guitar all the time. it makes me feel like i'm really good, cause i sort of can tell what they are doin by just hearin it.......yea.......
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Old 2006-07-03, 05:43
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Hahaha! Bob! hahahaha. Too funny. I predict a nice little padlock by the threads title shortly.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 05:46
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a padlock for a thread about air guitar....yeah right
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Old 2006-07-03, 05:57
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Old 2006-07-03, 06:43
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If you're doing it for show or competition...Yes...you're a homo.


Well Said. Air guitar publicity is a disgrace to all music.
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Old 2006-07-03, 08:24
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Hey bob,I heard a man couldn't fit the headstock of a Washburn Dime and two porn stars' cocks up his ass at the same time, but guess what? I CAN!

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Old 2006-07-03, 08:33
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I like air drumming much much more. And air drumming does actually help to improve to s cerain extent hahaha well it worked for me
 
Old 2006-07-03, 09:55
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I like air mastrubation...

...what?!
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Old 2006-07-03, 11:36
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Buying an air guitar on ebay is gay.
My friend in high school used to play an air flute or piccolo when she was practicing for contest. Now that's amusing. Seeing her use a pencil for it got some funny looks from our old English teacher though, too.
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Old 2006-07-03, 14:33
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Who tunes their air guitar first?
 
Old 2006-07-03, 14:47
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When does music become orgasmic?

When the musician doesn't play the instrument, but the intrument plays the musician.
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Old 2006-07-03, 15:04
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I Air guitar is kind of dumb, but I am guilty of having done it more than a dozen times in the past month.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 15:10
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if there is a cool solo on the radio or something like that, i air solo it when nobody is looking. i agree that if you go into a competition for air guitar, you might as well jump off a bridge or something. but i think that air guitar by yourself is allright. i preffer air bass when my bass isn't there at the exact moment the song comes on. so, i do air guitar and air bass.
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Old 2006-07-03, 15:10
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Old 2006-07-03, 15:34
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When does music become orgasmic?

When the musician doesn't play the instrument, but the intrument plays the musician.


Come on dude, getting deep and serious in the middle of a discussion about air instrument playing (it's not a noun, it's a definition) is MY forte.
And if we stick by the idea that making music is making love, then you're saying...

Yes, I play along with solos from time to time too, guitar or not. And playing air drums along with entire songs have actually helped me rythm-wise. Sad, but true.
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Old 2006-07-03, 15:50
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Old 2006-07-03, 17:51
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What's the word I'm looking for?........Cunt? Yeah, that's it.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-07-03, 18:04
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This has to be the god damn dumbest thread I've seen in months.
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Old 2006-07-03, 20:19
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Your father was playing air guitar while he was driving home from your house. I think it was when we were listening to "Learning to Fly."
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Old 2006-07-03, 20:27
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Only bill and Ted may do air guitar. And even that only works when steve vai or whoever is playing some tapping shit in the soundtrack.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-07-04, 10:08
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Is air guitar gay...

Is lip syncing?
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Old 2006-07-04, 10:33
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Dumb logic. Lip synching is fraud; air guitar is tribute.

I seriously doubt Steve Vai was doing the tapping for Bill and Ted.
 
Old 2006-07-04, 15:24
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Did anyone hear the one about the guy who took his guitar magazine back to the store because, contrary to the protestations on the cover, it did not come fully furnished with a free air guitar?
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Old 2006-07-04, 15:29
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Did anyone hear the one about the guy who took his guitar magazine back to the store because, contrary to the protestations on the cover, it did not come fully furnished with a free air guitar?

wtf? i never herd it before but this dude sounds like a dumbass to me.
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Old 2006-07-04, 23:15
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Haha best thread ever. I do catch myself playing air guitar sometimes, or air drums when I listen to punk. I try to catch myself before anyone notices.. hah
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Dumb logic. Lip synching is fraud; air guitar is tribute.


Not logic; subjective.
 
Old 2006-07-05, 17:56
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Wrong. Considering two things as equivalent that aren't has to do with logic. Lyp synching is fraud; nobody has ever played air guitar and made an attempt to get people to believe he was actually producing the sounds. And nobody who wants to do the equivalent of air guitar along with the vocal lines just mouths it; they sing along. Very different things. Very dumb logic.
 
Old 2006-07-05, 18:18
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Old 2006-07-05, 22:34
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Haha best thread ever. I do catch myself playing air guitar sometimes, or air drums when I listen to punk. I try to catch myself before anyone notices.. hah

You're my friend and I love you....but we all know you're "punk" now so ya dont have to keep reminding us.

Your comment could have simply said Music.

All due respect of course.
 
Old 2006-07-06, 02:32
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You're my friend and I love you....but we all know you're "punk" now so ya dont have to keep reminding us.

Your comment could have simply said Music.

All due respect of course.

How am I reminding you? I only air drum when I listen to punk, that's what I was saying. Air guitar on the other hand I do to pretty much all music unless I catch myself. Or unless I'm listening to Quincy Jones

EDIT: Oh and I don't claim to be "punk", don't worry, I'm a metalhead.
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Old 2006-07-06, 05:36
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How am I reminding you? I only air drum when I listen to punk, that's what I was saying. Air guitar on the other hand I do to pretty much all music unless I catch myself. Or unless I'm listening to Quincy Jones

EDIT: Oh and I don't claim to be "punk", don't worry, I'm a metalhead.


Never mind me....I was in a shitty mood and was talking shit.

My bad.

But...it's true.....I do love ya man*


*as far as love for a stranger via 10101010100101000010101 can carry.



lol
 
Old 2006-07-06, 07:11
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Wrong. Considering two things as equivalent that aren't has to do with logic. Lyp synching is fraud; nobody has ever played air guitar and made an attempt to get people to believe he was actually producing the sounds. And nobody who wants to do the equivalent of air guitar along with the vocal lines just mouths it; they sing along. Very different things. Very dumb logic.


Ah shit.. I get ya. You possibly could have justified your original post, but yeah, sorry for not picking up on what the meaning behind your message was. But then again, couldn't Lip synching be 'tribute' to the artists aswell? Obviously yeah, most would sing along, but meh, this is a pretty dumb debate, and you're mostly right. I thought I had you for a second there... haha... now I realise that's impossible.

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Old 2006-07-07, 02:48
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Your mother is a padlock on my heart.



you know what.....i think that you have a padlock to access at your intelligence....dumb guy reply dumb insult...like you
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Old 2006-07-07, 14:22
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Old 2006-07-09, 03:34
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Hahaha! Very.
 
Old 2006-07-09, 03:46
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i only play air guitar if the song is really, really necro and grim.
 
Old 2006-07-09, 05:31
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You tools, air guitar is cooler than playing the guitar its self... And you call yourselves musicians..
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Old 2006-07-09, 06:22
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Guys! I just found a video of the REAL BOB_ZE_METALLEU!

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Old 2006-07-09, 16:39
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Doing Led Zepplin - "The Song Remains The Same" air guitar in my car last night....had about 12 miles to drive so it worked out well.
I'm sure the people passing me furrowed their brows in a vain attempt to understand why the fuck is that chick driving and pretending to playing guitar and endangering our lives?
 
Old 2006-07-09, 17:53
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slayme has a good technique for playing air guitar while driving without thereby killing people. Unless he chooses to.
 
Old 2006-07-09, 21:24
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Bia, you should have played a bit with your teeth. That would have really had them wondering.
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Old 2006-07-10, 03:43
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slayme has a good technique for playing air guitar while driving without thereby killing people. Unless he chooses to.

You should stop giving Slayme E-handjobs.
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Old 2006-07-10, 03:51
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Guys! I just found a video of the REAL BOB_ZE_METALLEU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5SQ0QXpPS8

Hhahaha!!!He as a fucking dog food hat on!He probally doesnt know what it means.
 
Old 2006-07-10, 04:36
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hahaha...a rapper....yes this is the real bob ze metalleu he's really looks like me ..
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Old 2006-07-10, 06:35
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I'll stop when we're physically in the same location and I can give him physical ones. Until then, just watch and wait your turn.
 
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-07-10, 19:51
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I love air guitar i play it at school and when im drunk
 
Old 2006-07-10, 22:47
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what do you expect me to do in a dragonforce concert with their 3 min solos? Stand around and watch like all the other tards' there? FUCK THAT! IM AIR GUITARING BNANNANANNANANB BAN BAN
 
Old 2006-07-11, 21:11
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I love air guitar i play it at school and when im drunk


hahaha yeah i know what you feel, i'm doing it to!!
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