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Happy birthday, Chris 
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Hhahahahaha.
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i can finally say this to someone, happy birthday nigga
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-06-26, 14:23
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Why couldn't you say it to anyone before?
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-06-26, 15:27
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Well you can still call white people niggers. I do.
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-06-26, 15:38
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-06-26, 15:57
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Does he actually come around here often anyway?
I see him make a post once every 2000 years.
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it was bound to happen.
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You're a fucking cock.
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Yaaay.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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im pretty sure ive argued with him a couple of times. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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Happy birthday.
that's useless he almost never posts anymore
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Rezendes is Portuguese.
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I seem to recall you're a nature lover. Have a creepy crawly spiders and snakes hike in the woods birthday! 
Damn I'm still tired from laughing with wally.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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HUZAHH
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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3pages in a birthday thread and not a word from the ex birthday boy himself.
way to go
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Calm down Tranny, he's probably out catching a snake.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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This thread kicks ass and has a kickass thread title. You motherfuckers had my friend and I cracking up after the first 5 or 6 posts. For those wondering, I didn't respond immediately because I'm not online at home. For those crybabying about how much they don't like me, thank you for doing so in my birthday thread, I found that extremely amusing.
For those debating my ethnic background, my mother is black. My father is white, including a good portion Portuguese, so I am Portuguese. Eu falo pouco Portuguese. I suck at learning other languages. I'm sorry. 
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Chris you rule, I've been learning your tabs for a few years now!
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Well where the fuck do you live, in fucking Malibu
Anyway
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Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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There was no need to reply to him, he doesn't care.
Just like you dont care that im replying. So fuck you. But I never walk away. Bitch hoe. Eddie Mcguire.
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