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Tranny.
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2006-06-15, 01:22
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The two whiniest people on this forum turn the same age on the same day. It can't just be a coincidence.
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It probably is. The actual age they're turning, though, is probably very important to this whole puzzle.
Congratulations on the second-to-last exciting birthday an American boy can have.
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Have a very metal birthday! 
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Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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2006-06-15, 01:43
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Have a nice time driving past 9
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2006-06-15, 01:48
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HES BAAACK
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its only the fifteenth in england!!!
ill check back tomorrow morning :P
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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happy birfday
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Die Young.
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Happy Birthday Admiral Trollwar..keep up the smashing. 
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2006-06-15, 04:49
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But why is the rum gone ?
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2006-06-15, 05:01
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Have many more......or not.
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2006-06-15, 05:16
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Those seem to be his options. I would guess a cautious guy like Tranny has plenty of birthdays left.
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2006-06-15, 05:26
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My Ass, Your Face
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Mines in two days!
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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2006-06-15, 06:31
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Not sure if I'm late or not in respect to Tranny's location, but have a nice one.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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HAPPPY BITHRDAY GODD DAMMITT!!!
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2006-06-15, 07:43
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fuck yeah brother.
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!!yadhtrib yppah - happy birthday!!
I get progressively more annoying with each day because I still find all this orthographic nonsense cute and feel the need to infect every thread with my banal, jokey-spelled thought-virus. I also don't know how to do a consistent reverse spelling.
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OMG you happy birthday t00!!
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday
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2006-06-15, 12:39
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HES BAAACK
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now i'm just waiting on my
hyvää syntämipääivä
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Happy B-day Tranman
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Grattis på födelsedagen!
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Have a good one Tranny!
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Vitun hyvää syntymäpäivää perkele!
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kiiiiitos!
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!!yadhtrib yppah - happy birthday!!
I get progressively more annoying with each day because I still find all this orthographic nonsense cute and feel the need to infect every thread with my banal, jokey-spelled thought-virus. I also don't know how to do a consistent reverse spelling.
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Have a joyous day.
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Death to all but metal!
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Well, what the hell did you get?? Anything I can play with?
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2006-06-15, 19:27
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Happy birthday
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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Krowned hereby acknowledges Sam's birthday.
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As spokesman for the Krowned fan-club, I officialy congratulate the figurehead of that imitation band, Crowned.
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2006-06-16, 00:07
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I am now official spokseperson for the oneman band Decrownitated
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Anything I can play with?
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Twisted transistor!
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This thread sucks ball cheddar...
...but have a good one, in any case
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Happy birthday. Keep the Crowned coming.
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Wow, I missed this thread last week, but hell I thought it was about transexuals and was about to close it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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