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2002-09-03, 07:05
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Haqppy birthday Slayme!
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Enjoy it
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2002-09-03, 08:38
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Have a killer day!
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2002-09-03, 09:28
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Sodomize a virgin... it's your birthday! 
(Will Hallmark ever make THAT card?)
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2002-09-03, 10:21
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Get more drunk than usual!! 
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2002-09-03, 15:07
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man!!!!!!!!!
Sodomize a virgin whore!!! 
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2002-09-03, 17:02
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HERE'S A CAKE FOR YOU
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2002-09-03, 17:12
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i hereby award DELETE79 to the Metaltabs Award In The Field Of Excellence for "Best Birthday Presents"
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2002-09-03, 17:19
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happy birthday
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2002-09-03, 23:13
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to the wise grandpa of the forum.
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2002-09-03, 23:39
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happy bday dude!
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2002-09-03, 23:44
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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everyone drink pee pee and eat poo poo.
hows that for wise?
seriously, thanks everyone.
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2002-09-04, 05:19
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Happy birthday man! The next 14 beers I drink are for you! 
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-09-04, 18:38
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Haha nice one! did u decorate it yourself. LOL 
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2002-09-04, 19:43
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NO.. I DID A SEARCH ON YAHOO..
I TYPED "EROTIC CAKE" (I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT THAT THERE'S SITE FOR THIS)
I WAS SURPRISED THAT MY SEARCH GAVE ME RESULT HEHEHE....
 UHMM.....EROTIC CAKE...
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2002-09-04, 20:14
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hey check your signature man, i was the one that said that, not wally.....
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2002-09-04, 20:18
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-09-04, 21:30
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hey check your signature man, i was the one that said that, not wally.....
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-09-05, 13:09
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D'OH !!!!
HEHEHE SORRY DUDE...
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2003-09-03, 14:06
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RECYCLED THREAD IS THE SHIT MAN !!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN
HAVE YOU BEEN A NICE BOY ???
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2003-09-03, 14:21
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I SHOULD GIVE YOU A CAKE AGAIN BUT "soulterashaun"
ATE ALL THE FUCKIN CREAM.... I HAVE PROOF
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2003-09-03, 14:31
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2003-09-03, 14:33
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Wow, DELETE bumped last years b-day thread.
You're the man, Capsdude.
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2003-09-03, 14:51
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Wow, DELETE bumped last years b-day thread.
You're the man, Capsdude.
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2003-09-03, 15:01
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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Drinks for everyone except weijia and Bones98.
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2003-09-03, 16:02
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Holy Shite.
free drinks, c'mon in everyone!
happy birthday, you deserve it slayme, since you're one of the non-cunts here,
have a good one
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2003-09-03, 16:06
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2003-09-03, 16:49
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2003-09-03, 17:44
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I am a tax on the world..
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sure. 
Who's "slayme, " his birthday is today too?? or is slayme and slayme_returns the same dude??
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-09-03, 17:56
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Happy Birthday you Anthrax loving drunk!
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2003-09-03, 19:08
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2003-09-03, 21:54
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Hey, capslockdude forgot to add the present:
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2003-09-03, 22:20
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Best thing I've heard all week.
Happy Birthday motherfucker! Have a good one!
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2003-09-03, 22:40
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Happy birthday!
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2003-09-04, 00:34
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Drinks for everyone except weijia and Bones98.
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2003-09-04, 01:21
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hey mr. returns have a happy fuckin day dude. and stay sober......haha yea thats a fuckin joke. but seriously have a good one man, well the 4 hours left of it anyway
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slayme and slayme_returns are different people. It might seem that they're the same, but slayme is, or, rather, was, an old, atmetal.com days guy, whereas slayme returns used to be his stalker, but soon after atmetal became metaltabs, he, coincidentally, grew a pair and decided that he'd had enough, that he was sick of stalking a corporate whore like slayme. So he killed him and assumed his real life identity. He felt bad, after stealing his actual identity, to steal his online one as well, so he, instead of taking the same name, decided to add the '_returns' to differentiate himself, assuming that no one could be so stupid as to think that two similarly named people are the same. So far you've done nothing but prove him wrong.
This is all true. Asking slayme_returns yourself, he'll tell you.
weijia: how the fuck do you intend to steal a beer from someone who lives almost the vertical distance of the United States away from you? I think you might have gotten a bit too wrapped up in the not especially convincing 'reality' of an online forum and that, combined with your perineumgrating duties as catamite, has made you forget the most important thing slayme_returns has ever taught us: 'shut the fuck up, weijia.'
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Quote:
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slayme and slayme_returns are different people. It might seem that they're the same, but slayme is, or, rather, was, an old, atmetal.com days guy, whereas slayme returns used to be his stalker, but soon after atmetal became metaltabs, he, coincidentally, grew a pair and decided that he'd had enough, that he was sick of stalking a corporate whore like slayme. So he killed him and assumed his real life identity. He felt bad, after stealing his actual identity, to steal his online one as well, so he, instead of taking the same name, decided to add the '_returns' to differentiate himself, assuming that no one could be so stupid as to think that two similarly named people are the same. So far you've done nothing but prove him wrong.
This is all true. Asking slayme_returns yourself, he'll tell you.
weijia: how the fuck do you intend to steal a beer from someone who lives almost the vertical distance of the United States away from you? I think you might have gotten a bit too wrapped up in the not especially convincing 'reality' of an online forum and that, combined with your perineumgrating duties as catamite, has made you forget the most important thing slayme_returns has ever taught us: 'shut the fuck up, weijia.'
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Though I'm a littlt bit late
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2003-09-04, 09:39
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Fuck yeah...
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2003-09-04, 14:50
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if you try to steal a beer from a Texan like slayme, to live you'd have to avoid the shotgun blasts that would soon follow.
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2003-09-04, 17:03
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Why the hell did he quote my entire post to respond to one sentence of it? I hate people who do that. Cunt. He ignored the majority of my post, and to what end? To say he has long arms? To come up with a reason an inbred, braindamaged, syphilisaddled seven year old could top with a postabsinthe oneiric outburst? To prove once again, even when it was finally coming into doubt, that the King Cunt of this place can be no one other than weijia?
I agree with Def.
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2003-09-04, 17:27
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I thought about coming in here to say that only a birthday thread for me could degenerate into a weijia bashing haven. I thought about it a little more though and realize than any thread is susceptible to that.
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anyway....happy birthday
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I thought this was a very old thread, but in reference to the cunt.... hap b-day
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Quote:
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Why the hell did he quote my entire post to respond to one sentence of it? I hate people who do that. Cunt. He ignored the majority of my post, and to what end? To say he has long arms? To come up with a reason an inbred, braindamaged, syphilisaddled seven year old could top with a postabsinthe oneiric outburst? To prove once again, even when it was finally coming into doubt, that the King Cunt of this place can be no one other than weijia?
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Always such long words... try adding in the correct spaces next time
anywayz.... slayme
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