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2006-06-12, 02:25
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Stretch-mark easing?
Not sure wether I should have asked in the "Fitness thread" or not (as it pertains to the weight-training aspect), if so I apologise in advance (Plus if inappropriate remove the thread).
I've grown a lot in the last year plus weight-training so I've now got some quite bad stretch-marks on my arms (bicep, inside area) and legs (thigh, inside area also). I was wondering if anyone had any remedies or something that could make 'em go away, i'm not too fussed myself but they look attrocious to some people (girls!  )
They don't seem to be healing at all, it's a bit weird really, though if there are no "cures" does anyone know how long it takes for 'em to heal at all?
Cheers!
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2006-06-12, 02:28
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Just hit McDonalds and eat until they stretch out.
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2006-06-12, 02:54
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Lol, I'd rather die than eat McDonalds! If they stretcdh out more my skin will come off, one in particular is really fucking deep but only like 2" long, I bet if I cut the thin layer of skin on top you could see the muscle underneath!
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2006-06-12, 04:03
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2006-06-12, 04:22
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im gonna make a wild guess to recommend you look into laser resurfacing treatment. basically the technology that removes tattoos. it has other applications as well, cosmetic and so on.
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2006-06-12, 04:26
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Vitamin E ointment
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2006-06-12, 04:30
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Cocoa butter is what pregnant women use to ease stretch marks, i believe.
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2006-06-12, 04:31
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I'm pretty skinny rightnoe. but i lost a lot of wightn 3 years ago, i lost 30 pounds and i have som stretvh marks on my waIST AND I CS;T GET RID OF THEM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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2006-06-12, 04:59
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Lol, I'd rather die than eat McDonalds! If they stretcdh out more my skin will come off, one in particular is really fucking deep but only like 2" long, I bet if I cut the thin layer of skin on top you could see the muscle underneath!
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Are you serious? I love McDonalds, as nasty as it is...
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2006-06-12, 06:41
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Burger King is better.
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2006-06-12, 07:01
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2006-06-12, 13:59
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Rose hip oil or coconut oil applied to the stretchmarks every day. Massage it in nicely. It won't take them away, but reduce them and will stop new ones from forming or the present ones growing in size.
I have stretchmarks on my chest from when the twins got a visit from the tittie fairy a few years back. They faded a bit but they are still there. My boyfriend lost a fair bit of weight several years back and has some stretchmarks, and so does my fat sister because she's losing a lot of weight (still fat). They tend to fade over the years, but nevah go away.
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2006-06-12, 16:13
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2006-06-12, 16:16
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I have stretchmarks on my ASS...
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2006-06-12, 16:22
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I have stretchmarks on my ASS...
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Haw. Pun.
Anyway, problem solved. Yes? Good.
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