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Old 2006-06-09, 23:33
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Holy fuck - Nile split!

OK, so who thought it was true and dropped a brick in their ball-stranglers?

Happy birthday, sqol!

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Old 2006-06-09, 23:34
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I thought you were talking about Nile doing a split album with another band.
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Old 2006-06-09, 23:35
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Old 2006-06-09, 23:36
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Old 2006-06-09, 23:38
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OK, so who thought it was true and dropped a brick in their ball-stranglers?

Happy birthday, sqol!



And I was told you were cool. hehe

Happy Birthday sqol! Where the heck are you ya little runt?
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Old 2006-06-09, 23:39
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Getting pissed if he has any sense!
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Old 2006-06-09, 23:58
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Happy Birthday Dude
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Old 2006-06-10, 00:00
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I just said, "Holy shit!" Then I clicked the thread. Well done.

Happy birthday sqol, you are cool!!!
 
Old 2006-06-10, 00:55
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Have a good one Oli, you manky cunt!
 
Old 2006-06-10, 01:46
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I swear, there's too many days to get pissed, I've already knocked off 20 years, shit, i'm gonna be dead in a year! Any excuse for a fucking party!!!
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Old 2006-06-10, 01:48
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Lol, thanks John

sqol. I hope you have a good one.
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Old 2006-06-10, 02:09
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HAPPY BIRTHDAU GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
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Old 2006-06-10, 03:15
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I about went emo and cut myself!

Happy Birthday!
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Old 2006-06-10, 03:21
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Fuck, the title of the tread scared the shit outta me.

Anyway,
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Old 2006-06-10, 04:18
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Happy birthday bud! You need your RAN
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Old 2006-06-10, 04:22
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Who the fuck is Nile?

Happy birthday man
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Old 2006-06-10, 04:44
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Dick.

Happy Birthday!
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Old 2006-06-10, 04:55
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Old 2006-06-10, 05:50
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Happy fucking birthday cunt.

I'm still shaking from reading that thread title. My pants feel a little mushy.
 
Old 2006-06-10, 06:09
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Have a good one bud!
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Old 2006-06-10, 10:04
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I was worried for a second.

Happy birthday!
 
Old 2006-06-10, 10:24
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Fuck. You.

Have a good one sqol.
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Old 2006-06-10, 12:47
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Cheers chaps, will have an ale in honour of you all
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Old 2006-06-10, 20:16
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Nile

Damn I fell for it hard...Happy Birthday Man!
 
Old 2006-06-10, 20:25
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That would've been shit if Nile really had split, me and my mate were talking about how bands keep splitting up all of a sudden.

Anyway

Have a good bday.
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Old 2006-06-11, 13:43
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I feel evil.

Not really.
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Old 2006-06-11, 15:01
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I fell for it at first, and to be honest - I laughed.
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Old 2006-06-11, 17:20
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Haha, happy birthday man
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