I was wondering what everyone thought were the most unintentionally funny metal lyrics. I have two.

Gorguts - Drifting Remains

When we left the shore
It was a sunny day
Far from the small and quiet bay
Lightning struck the sky
Asleep, we were sailing away
I woke up and realized
We were now the ocean's pray
The sky was darkening
As the rain was falling
The waves were striking
As our boat was wrecking
"God! please protect our lives!"
The storms, just a few had survived
When I looked around me
Boat remains, I had found
Not too far on the sea
My friend's corpse who had drowned
When we left the shore
It was a sunny day
Our nice trip turned to gore
Far from the small and quiet bay
The sun is rising
As the clouds are fading
The waves are settling
As the wreckage is drifting

I like their music. It's just lines like 'My friend's corpse who had drowned.' make me laugh. Just because they are French-Canadian is no excuse.

#2 would have to be
Entombed - Flexing Muscles

Flexing muscles
All pumped up
I'm showing off
Testosterone

Male masculine icon
Athletic godlike clone

Oiled skin shinning
I enjoy what I see
Greek god superman
Full of testosterone

Male masculine icon
Athletic godlike clone

My system is full of steroids
I don't care if it fucks with my head
Growing harder as I watch myself
Jerking off while flexing

My body is perfect and pure strength
Blood pumping hard in my veins
How easy it could be
To smash your head in with a single blow

I'm gods gift to women
The ideal man
I'm building perfection
You envy the way I am

It's like gay porn or something. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) By the way, I love this album. This song is good too. The lyrics are just fucking stupid.

rolling stones (not metal) but has some lyrics

"we all need someone to cream on, and if you want to, well you can cream on me"

that just screams for some anal pillaging!

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Um.... what the hell was that rolling stones song Supposed to be about?

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"Flexing muscles
All pumped up
I'm showing off
Testosterone

Male masculine icon
Athletic godlike clone

Oiled skin shinning
I enjoy what I see
Greek god superman
Full of testosterone

Male masculine icon
Athletic godlike clone

My system is full of steroids
I don't care if it fucks with my head
Growing harder as I watch myself
Jerking off while flexing

My body is perfect and pure strength
Blood pumping hard in my veins
How easy it could be
To smash your head in with a single blow

I'm gods gift to women
The ideal man
I'm building perfection
You envy the way I am"

this totally destroys my ultamite warrior poem, i am forever humbled. was this serious? my shit was obviously a joke, but this.......is a masterpiece....horrendous

It can't be serious, it's too funny.

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dude the rottenatomy lyrics are even FUNNIER

hes like

IVE BEEN LOST IN THE JUNGLE FOR AN HOUR AND THREE DAYYSSSSSS

IVE LOST MY LAST PIECE OF FOOD
AN ITEM MOST VALUABLE TO ME

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Hahahaha, that made me laugh out loud. Where is this band from?

Those Entombed lyrics are supposed to be funny I think, Entombed kick too much ass to be into some shit like that....

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Anything written by Chris Barnes is unintentionally funny.

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Something. It's satire.

Most metal lyrics are puerile shit and you all know it.

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Anal Cunt - You've got cancer

YOU'VE!!! GOT!!! CANCER!!! cancer...
YOU'VE!!! GOT!!! CANCER!!! cancer...
YOU'VE!!! GOT!!! CANCER!!! cancer...

yeah but anal cunt obviously writes deliberately offensive lyrics, its no fun.

its the stuff that you cant determine if the band is trying to make this serious point or not, but due to being utterly retarded, end up derailing any point being made with the worst lyrics imaginable

public enemys "cool lampin with flav",by flavor flav, its a goldmine. the guy invents words so they can rhyme. here it is. this guy is 100% serious too

Um lampin um lampin um cole cole lampin
I got loowies boy um not trampin
I just came from Da crib ya know
Um on da go throw ya tank into metro
Live lyrics from the bank of reality
I kick da flyest dope maneuver technicality
To a dope track you wanna hike git out ya backpack
Um in my Flav mobile cole lampin
I took dis g upstate cole lampin
Ta da poke a nose, we call da hide-a-ways
A pack of franks and a big bag of frito lays

Flavor-Flav on a hype tip
Um ya hype drink, come take a big sip
Um in position, you can't play me out da pocket
I'll take da dopest beat yougot and I'll rock-it
Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry, saperella
Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a
Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don't fess
I'm a clock-a, rock-a rockin' wit-da-rest
Flavor in da house by Chuck-D's side
Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don't hide
P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin' crazy loowies for the shoppin spree

Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard - ya put
gravy on it
Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips
And casket cover clips - dead women hips ya do da bump with - bones
Nutin but love bones
Lifestyles of the Live-en-dead
First ya live den ya dead - died trying ta clock what I said
Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - pure
Flavor

We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki
Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki
You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book
Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk
Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav
Come an ride da Flavor wave
In any year on any givin day
What a brova know - what do Flavor say
Why do dis record play dat way
Prime time merrily in da day
Right now dis radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably wizzy
Honey drippers, you say you got it
You ain't got no flavor and I can prove it
Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors
Onion an garlic french fried potatas
Make ya breath stink, breath fire
Makes any onion da best crier

I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect
Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter
Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper
Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style
Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile
Lampin booyee madina style

Kickin da flavor gittin busy
Ya goin ouut, I think ya dizzy
I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor
Flavor most, put it on toast
Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down
Imperial Flavor gives you da crown
Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors
Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers
Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got
flavor
Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast is
da flavor
In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat ta
midnight flavor
Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of damangoes of
da fandangoes of da mangoes

Rottenatomy by Gorguts

I've been lost in a jungle
For an hour and fifteen days
Hopelessly searching for exits
In this lethal maze
Footsteps I have taken
Each one driving me insane
Always turning in circles
In this hostile jungle
Having dropped my last piece of food
The most vital thing I never wished to loose
I slipped and found myself in a dark place like hell
At the bottom of a pit where I had fell
Surrounded by a rancid smell
Of corpses that previously fell
Among bones shredded flesh and crawling maggots
Then I knew that I shall stay there to rot
Gashes appearing everywhere
Scars I'm wishing in despair
Before maggots devoured my insides
I'll commit myself to suicide
Above me I heard people talking
Having lost my voice, I was unable to scream
They had a look and saw me lying in my knees
Then went away thinking I was deceased
Below me no one is talking
If you have your voice, just once you're screaming
Have a fast look before falling on your knees
No hope is left when you are deceased
******

Fuckin' poetry man. Pretty much every one of their songs is like this. Christ it's like the 'lyrics' I wrote when I was a freshman in high school. These guys have been a signed band for what, like 10 years???? Learn to write some lyrics you French-Canadian bitches!

Chuck is the best lyricist ever

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Rap doesn't count either because half the shit they say I'm laughing my balls off.

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well this was 91, so they have less time speaking english. i dont find it funny on grounds of crappy english, the topic is awful and its even worsely executed!

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

YATTERING LYRICS!!!! ANAL NARCOTIC:

BABYS ASSES PROFANED
BY LUSTFUL MURDERER'S PENSISES

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Not metal, but some hide lyrics are pretty funny.

Rocket Dive:
Come and go let me show my rocket
Come and go baby blow my rocket.


Electric Cucumber:
Hey baby scratch your number
on my ELECTRIC CUCUMBER

Crawling on my hands and knees, like some rubber cockroach in a striptease
I can see inside your mind now, I know just what you want..., and how
You know just what I want, so do it...Do it...Do it...
That voice inside your head...Listen to it...Listen...

Hey baby scratch your number
on my ELECTRIC CUCUMBER

Rubber. Leather. P.V.C. Wrapped and trapped inside your fantasy
Cybersex Queen made for action... Pay the price for satisfaction

HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER-ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC
CUCUMBER. MMBOPBOP

Crawling on my hands and knees... Like some rubber cockroach in a striptease
Fetish kitten come to Daddy ...NO...TRUST ME... Come to Daddy
Domination Penetration... She's my little plastic playstation
AC/DC S&M Discipline... Goodnight... Amen... Goodnight... Amen
Just use your head Use your head

HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER
ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER
ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER...YEAH

ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER...
ON MY JAPANESE CUCUMBER...
ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE BACKDOOR WHORE
Hey baby scratch your number on my ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
Hey baby scratch your number on my ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
Crawling on my hands and knees YEAH AC/DC S&M... S&M.
Eat me. Beat me. Treat me like your favorite backdoor whore
Eat me. Beat me. Treat me like your favorite backdoor whore
Crawling on my hands and knees... Like some rubber cockroach in a striptease
Come and have a blow if you think I'm hard enough

COME AND HAVE A BLOW IF YOU THINK I'M HARD ENOUGH...
COME AND HAVE A GO...

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HAHAHAHHAHA

Easily the funniest metal lyrics (excerpt) i've heard, and I seriously doubt it wasn't intentional.


HAHa fuck man, that's just gold.

hahahaha, what the fuck song was that? I want to hear it lol

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I'm sorry but why not just look here....

http://musiceffect.com/manowar/lyrics/

Though I'm not sure they're unintentionally funny or not but it makes me feel good about wearing a furry loin cloth

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Canibal Corpse

Smash his scrotum sac
Allered ferociously
Survived this attack
Sterile now left to bleed
Emptied in the croth
Gonads reduced to pulp
Hateful remedy
Void of sexuality

Sledgehammer destroys
Groin tattered and maimed

Emasculate
Crushing the testicles fast
Gebillitate
Cutting off the penis last

Macerate
Deforming
Enervate
Caponized

Detatched genitals
Mangled between the thighs
Gelded painfully
Transformed before his eyes
Blood spews everywhere
Deprived of virtility

Sledgehammer destroys
Groin tattered and maimed

Inactive
She crushed the testicles fast
Disintegrate
She cut off the penis fast
She cut off the penis last

Inactivate
She crushed the testicles fast
Disintegrate
She cut off the penis last

Macerate
Deforming
Enervate
Caponized

[Solo Pat O'Brien]

Blunt force castration
Giving life is done
Blunt for castration
Desexualized
Blunt force castration

[Solo Jack Owen]

Macerate
Deforming
Enervate
Caponized

Smash his scrotum sac
Altered ferociously
Survived this attack
Sterile now left to bleed
Hatefull remedy
Void of sexuality

Sledgehammer destroys
Castrated with blunt force

Now I'm not just defending that song for being Cannibal Corpse or anything, but honestly, I didn't really like the song at first because the lyrics just made my stomach cringe a bit, but after listening to it a whole bunch of times, I love it now for the aggression. So for me it went from disgust to loving the song, never really found it funny. But CC definitely has some funny stuff lyrically.

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Aeon-BibleWhore

laugh at you bible whores
Slave bastards you are
Living a lie under god
I laugh at your Jesus Christ
Open your eyes
He looks so pathetic weak nailed to his cross
Like zombies you enter the church
One after one in a line
To receive what the priest has in mind
Feeding a story of lies
I laugh at you holy priest
With your church you will die
Fire devour your home
I will laugh when I see you dead
Flames melting your skin
Smell of Victory
Like zombies you enter the church
One after one in a line
To receive what the priest has in mind
Feeding a story of lies
Priest howling in church about
Something they think they know so
Much about bible whores
Satisfied people they exit the church
Living a lie under god
God and his bible will mess up your
Head like a priest you will suck
Jesus cock
Live under Satan and live as you want
Or forever live as bible whores
I laugh when I see you pray
How silly you look
The candles you light I blow out
I laugh when I hear you sing
Those songs for your god
No one will ever save you
Like zombies you enter the church
One after one in a line
To receive what the priest has in mind
Feeding a story of lies
Priest howling in church about
Something they think they know so
Much about bible whores
Satisfied people they exit the church
Living a lie under god
God and his bible will mess up your
Head like a priest you will suck
Jesus cock
Live under Satan and live as you want
Or forever live as bible whores
God's bible whores
I laugh at them all
Too blind to see... Reality
I laugh at you bible whores
Slave bastards you are
Living a lie under god
I laugh at your Jesus Christ
Open your eyes
He looks so pathetic weak nailed to his cross
Like zombies you enter the church
One after one in a line
To receive what the priest has in mind
Feeding a story of lies
Priest howling in church about
Something they think they know so
Much about bible whores
Satisfied people they exit the church
Living a lie under god
God and his bible will mess up your
Head like a priest you will suck
Jesus cock
Live under Satan and live as you want
Or forever live as bible whores
God's bible whores
Five dollar whores
Too blind to see... Reality

haha i love these lyrics(sorry chirsitans)

why does metal hate christianity so much more than any other religion?

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ITs the worst?

The two best lines from this one-

'The candles you light, I blow out'

and

'God and his bible will mess up your
Head like a priest you will suck
Jesus cock'

Funny.

Pretty much all of Cannibal Corpses lyrics are funny. They're another band whose music I like, but their lyrics are just fucking retarded. Not to mention their song titles are silly, like "Rotting Head" and "Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt".

Stripped RAped and Strangled

Cannibal Corpse lyric's aren't unintentionally written, they make 'em like that on purpose.

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noone sayed anything about unintenionally written ofcause its their intention to write them ... (logic?)... but its unintentionally funny cause they arent ment to be funny. cc has some dumbshit lyrics.

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The thread is called "Unintentionally funny lyrics". Duh.

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Because metalheads are white, you fucking idiot. A little thing called the entire Judeo-Christian tradition gets in the way of blanketing the Zoroastrians with hate.

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then u think the guys from cc consider their lyrics to be funny?

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I guess so? Maybe sometimes? I dont know...

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Whether CC are being serious or not, their lyrics are fucking ridiculous.

the new slayer song has funny lyrics

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I second that.

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Here's some unintentionally lyrics.
http://metaltabs.com/forum/search.php?searchid=327610

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Heheheh


Devourment - Babykiller

SO REDICULOUS I cannot even sit through the song knowing the lyrics.


Here I come
They call me
A beast like none before
I suck the abscess of dead infants
I want some more
I Am Baby Killer
I kill pregnant sluts and whores!!

Splaying inside the womb
Red and wet I tear chunks from the pussy Red and wet mangled unborn baby
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
Cumstained, blood-soaked, rotten cunt Infant skull exploding in my mouth
It's brain on the floor
I grab it's tongue and tear it out
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
How much this baby is bleeding
It's tiny stumps pours out more
Than it's dead mothers open sores
It's guts paint the floor
It's flesh I shall gorge.
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my semen leak.
I am aroused. Fuck I'm crazy
I fuck the blood. I need meat on my cock.
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
Chunks of guts fly as i stand with baby skin all over me
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
Over and over I feast on it's death
It's all gone. I want some more
I turn to it's mother
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered pussy
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
Gagging on chunks of sliced up pussy
I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss.

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What the hell was going through their mind when they wrote that pile of crap?

I read an interview with Pat O'Brien where he said alot of their lyrics are supposed to be corny and ridiculous whilst some have a more serious tone.

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Why is metal so much against christianity?
THEY STARTED IT!!
Why is metal so apparently against, in no particual order,
Infants
Virgins
Cute animals
Posers (no, strike that one, I hate posers, and would happily hang them by their toes, pull out their intestines through their assorted sexual organs and strangle them with them, preferably while they are being rosted over a slow hot fire. No problemo.)
This mysterious "you"
This mysterious "I"
Unrobbed graves
Corpses in one piece
Virgin corpses (considering death a fresh start, you get it)
Forests without rapers
Blocks without serial killers
Lakes without monsters
And of course, lets not forget,
People living happily in small peaceful places
hm, where did this sentence get off to... oh yes: ?
Some things just can't be answered sonny.

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You obviously haven't heard enough of Rotting Christ
Check this out
Satanas Tedeum - Hills Of Crucifixion
"Bleeding sky is tonight
Seperation of gods
Blasphesy's cries (inthe middle hill)
Divine ghost

Black the cross, bloody thorn
The horn shaped against the holy son

Infernal land
Scream the sky
It's tonight or yesterday
Blasphemy in godland
The holy land is offensed

Sabbatic light, the goatshaped
It's the final fullmoon"

and of course

"Dark warriors celebrate the final dowraction
Turn the light off obey the megagoal"

"Shifty bites the heel
Make red-hot under earth"


MEGAGOAL

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I really couldn't even guess.

Oh yeah! Arsis - God Gives Head in Heaven. What a lame-assed pile of elephant dookie.

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Before Babykiller was 'written' how many times do you think the sentence:

'Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me'

was said in the history of the human race?

I can't get enough Gorguts lyrics.

Gorguts - Inoculated Life

Normal Children's birth, some could be painful at times
As the newborn rise, slowly all the pain will die
While life grows inside, joy and fear dwells in my mind
Everything went fine, until I got some weird pain inside of me
Unable to eat, vomit endlessly
Strange anomalies
Something dwells inside, growing suddenly
Then I started to bleed
Unbearable flowing hemorrhage
Infected remains
Were draining out of me as I went insane

Inoculated life

Eviscerate
Blood all over, ??????????
As they pull out
Embryonic waste
No human from
Yet to relate
For the mother
Now it's too late

Gory delivery
Innards will follow
As they pull out the fetus
Pungent smell rises
As the mother waits for surgery
Disgusting mutation
That science has never seen
None would be able to tell
What kind of life it could be

[Lead: James Murphy]

Normal Children's birth, some could be painful at times
As the newborn rise, slowly all the pain will die
While death grows inside, mortal life fades in my eyes
There's no way to hide from this inoculated life

haha Trivium

Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr

The face and the lips tremble as it rips
Your breath quickening as heat rushes in

Pull harder strings martyr
Stop you cry that's a lie
Flush gasping white reddening
You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this

It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings

Clawing the skin each kill your weakness
Annihilation your masturbation- tyrant, I'll burn you down

My hands grip your throat I need your end
Burned, staked, ripped apart- I avenge
For every life you have taken
I am here to repay You ask me oh God why
'Cause I'm God that's fucking why

you mean aeon! arsis lyrics are really really witty

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HAHAHAHA I got that on my myspace under the "about me", I'm thinking about changing it though....


EDIT: I've been jamming Devourment for the past 30 minutes... FASTER!!!!

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shhh

I put my morals down to Devourment lyrics. So I fuck you, Travis, and your 67 year old bandmates.

Feel free to not post.

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no.

I don't think I'm alone on this one..

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i agree with trav anything that problematic usually posts is pure shit or how he jacks off into bass drums

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How he jacks into bass drums? Wtf?

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he puts a pin through it and then sticks his dick into and fucks the drum

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Pin? Whatever gets the job done...

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The lyrics on Erosion Of Sanity were quite an improvement from Considered Dead.

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That was the worst 'attempted pwnage' i've ever read.

You two shit cunts need to lift your game.

hahaha bitch I just said you shouldn't post!

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Yeah, really...how many muslim black metal bands do you see?

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All from Vehemence...they're older shit was fairly funny.


Whore Cunt Die

"I could tell you tales of morbid visions, thoughts from which I hide

The fear within this shell that I call my soul reflects the darkness
This pit of agony into which
I have been cast by those who do not see the pain

Draining down you inner thigh, what you knew as sex
Nails I drive deep into the vagina, ceasing the piercing screams
What was once your cunt is now my throbbing toy
I drive the hammer deeper to block the pain from my mind

This bloody whore who I once told I loved
Has become a pile of mangled flesh swarming with insect
As I dissect her unborn fetus I hear her whisper one last cry
Begging her false prophet for forgiveness,
I rape her in the name of Jesus Christ

I feel no shame for this disgrace, this atrocity
Her very existence being an abomination to humanity
There are so many like her waiting to be dead
My insanity is my creativity while clearing out my mind

These things that I have done are purged from memory
But those which linger turn my vision black

I wish I could turn my hatred on myself, I want to die
But there is a dark force which seems to hold me back

Pleading with her god to make my torment stop
Hearing my own cries, I drive myself deep
Hoping she lives through my climax so she can choke
On the steaming slop which i spurt all over her face

That whore must die

I want this vision of torment to live forever in my mind
To stifle the agony that tears ravenously at my soul
Her death will secure my piece of mind for now
But soon another cunt will die for Satan"



Christ, I Fucking Hate You!

"Her father lies bleeding, his blood on my hands
Gratitude apparent, her sobs turn to signs of relief

Touching her tear-stained cheek, gazing deeply into her eyes
she worships me as a god
We embrace passionately on the floor, spreading her legs
My fantasy fleshed forever....

I shove myself gently into her, gasping she smiles and cries
Her blood streams from the vagina, she used to be a virgin whore
(Fucking her, this is my Fantasy!)
Father knew better than to take that away
His dick only went in her mouth and her ass
I am the one whom she'll remember always
As he who made her tremble with first orgasm

My body now growing numb I don't know why
I can feel my insides changing into...a god
(What is wrong? Who am I becoming?)
I become her Jesus in the flesh
Blood on my hands pouring from gaping holes

She gets to fuck me! The Son of God!
A fantasy she has for pain I inflict
My hands slide up her breasts so slowly
And constrict around her neck tightly...

Cartilage and veins popping, her expression is delight
As I climax, my thorny crown drops upon her bloated face

Suddenly her Christ is gone and so is she
He took away my only passion in life
And now all I have is a pile of broken flesh
His possession has robbed me, and all I feel is hate...

CHRIST, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
CHRIST, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
CHRIST, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!"




Fantasy From Pain

"Night breeze stiffens my muscles, trees bend in the street light
Leaves rustle by ominously, a chill quakes through my mind
Though tear drenched eye I witness, this innocents demise
The heavy hand of her father, her virginal flesh defiled

My hand moves to my scrotum, not wanting to enjoy
But the pulsating heat of my passion, I can feel on my inner thigh
Peering through the bushes, to the dimly lit room inside
Desecration of a young girl, makes me wish she was my bride
Now I must venture further, into this shrine of pain
To satisfy my suffering, and end this creatures demise.

Now its my turn, I make my way into
this foul environment
His dick slips out, in utter dismay
his gaze meets with mine
My actions swift, as I push him to the floor
this man will have to die
His daughter panting, crouched in terror
they both await my next move....

Reflecting on my actions, I understand what must now happen
Concentrating my weight into my knee, I drop upon his face
My erection is persistent, so I turn and peer downwards
Laying in a pool of vaginal fluid, I approach my victim

Regret! Sorrow!
Sadness! Aching for my death....

The pulsing flesh under me, I can't fulfill my urges
Stepping out of myself and letting the hate control
Quivering in such ecstasy, my thoughts now wander

Into a void, another plane, a heightened state of mind
Driven into this negativity and exploring

Surprisingly she cannot feel my hands around her neck, or my death sinking into her....

Shaking....
Smiling....
Weeping....
Bleeding....

Her Jesus embraces touching, her breast tenderly
with a light push he enters, her swollen lips

But looming in the back of her mind
the knowledge that her Jesus is dead"


I want to listen to them now.

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TRUE - a memorable one is "the ultimate pleasure in life, to slit my own dick with a knife" or something along those lines.