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Old 2006-06-04, 10:41
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Darth Wife (The One Who Must Be Obeyed!)

I hope today is a delight for you. You have delt with years from a metal gearhead, remained a Milf, and raised fine demons at the same time...

Enjoy
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Old 2006-06-04, 10:53
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. SANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-06-04, 12:07
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Have a joyful day
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Old 2006-06-04, 14:08
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Goddamn, she's old enough to be my, er, older sister!

Well, have a good one and put your feet up (after you've done Soul's ironing and cooked his dinner)
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Old 2006-06-04, 14:18
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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Old 2006-06-04, 14:27
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Happy Birthday Mrs. Soul!
 
Old 2006-06-04, 15:38
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It's your birthday, get drunk and get laid!

(tryin to help you out souli )

You crazy kids have fun now
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Old 2006-06-04, 16:09
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Happy birthday mrs.soul!
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Old 2006-06-04, 16:36
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weehee happy birthday
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Old 2006-06-04, 16:37
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hahah enjoy it
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Old 2006-06-04, 17:33
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It's your birthday, get drunk and get laid!

(tryin to help you out souli )

You crazy kids have fun now

What he said
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2006-06-04, 17:35
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lol @ your wife.

YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOUL! lololololololololol




























PS happy ejection from cunt day!
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Old 2006-06-04, 17:38
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT THE ONE WHO MUST BE OBEYED!!!!!
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Old 2006-06-04, 19:27
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Have a good one!
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Old 2006-06-04, 19:38
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Old 2006-06-05, 00:42
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Yes. I am married to soul although it isn't very funny. And I deserve a happy birthday for not only putting up with him and his hellspawn, but also with this site since he spends more time here than with his family. Toast to another year closer to death! Sorry, as you can see I'm a little depressed. Thanks for the thread, it was very nice. Later, Mrs. Soulinsane
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Old 2006-06-05, 00:45
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enjoy it!
uhm.....play his ran or something
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Old 2006-06-05, 01:03
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Yes. I am married to soul although it isn't very funny. And I deserve a happy birthday for not only putting up with him and his hellspawn, but also with this site since he spends more time here than with his family. Toast to another year closer to death! Sorry, as you can see I'm a little depressed. Thanks for the thread, it was very nice. Later, Mrs. Soulinsane



WTF, she's a member???



Your husband sounds like he's from the sticks! haha
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-06-05, 08:07
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Old 2006-06-05, 18:08
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Give him more sex, he is uppity from time to time...
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