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2002-09-02, 01:08
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Drunken Yeti God
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Something definitely worth looking into...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-09-02, 01:26
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LOL, man that is funny! Now that would be a Britny Spears(sp?) video I would buy.
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2002-09-02, 03:52
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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well, fuck my cock.
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2002-09-02, 07:52
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YES!!!! another jenna jameon fan!!! hail britney spear!! woo hoo..(i cant belive i said that!)   ...i feel weird  |
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2002-09-02, 09:15
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The Devil
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Imagine having them in bed with you?? Well....i'd prefer britney and devon....but i guess jenna would be ok. 
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Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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Before me things create were none, save things
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2002-09-02, 16:21
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Forum Daemon
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Yeah, you might end up having to settles for Jenna...
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2002-09-02, 16:27
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I sent that to Rob when my internet was fucked. That's how much I care about you.
Yes, Britney may stop singing and start getting fist-fucked.
That would be the single greatest coup the porn industry ever landed. It would be stupendous. I would buy it pre-release at exorbitant expense and soundtrack it with Impaled Northern Moon Forest.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-09-02, 18:04
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hahahah, jenna's gonna spear britney with a dildo!
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2002-09-02, 18:20
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Hahaha....i wonder what all her 10 year old girl fans are gonna think.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-09-02, 19:01
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It's weird to have something in common with Britney Spears.....
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2002-09-02, 19:03
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That´s great news. I´d take part in the video. |
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2002-09-02, 20:28
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I am a tax on the world..
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yeah, while they're screwing, your the naked guy
who just runs through the set screaming, like when homer
and barney do that at prom, hehehe
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-09-02, 21:10
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The Devil
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Are you insane?
I'd be in there raping their asses till i couldn't feel anything anymore.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-09-02, 23:08
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I am a tax on the world..
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i dont know about asses, i'd be screwing pussy
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-09-03, 03:28
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I think Britny would be open to a little bum love, that way should could still technically be a virgin.
That was my first time mentioning anal sex on this forum.
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2002-09-03, 10:14
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Are you insane?
I'd be in there raping their asses till i couldn't feel anything anymore.
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Uh, Chad....i believe "raping their asses" is valid for anal sex. Therefore, i said it before you.
Also, i'm sure someone like sane probably mentionned anal sex ages before any of us were here.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-09-03, 16:20
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he meant HIS first time saying it 
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2002-09-03, 17:02
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those videos would sell much
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2002-09-05, 14:17
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only if i was in it.
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2002-09-05, 18:23
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I would have slid right in, cause all pornmovies need a really hairy and ugly guy who gets all the chics. That's me. And beides, I haven't had sex in a month or five weeks or something. I would've made a good show!
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