2006-05-31, 12:53
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Happy Birthday Cloaca!
Have a good one Tim, you cunt. Oh, and Robert Nowak is still your hero.
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2006-05-31, 13:02
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Supreme Metalhead
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Hero? HERO? ROBERT NOWAK IS YOUR MUHAMMED GOD DAMMIT
happy birthday cunt
one day youll be as cool as me.
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2006-05-31, 13:12
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Senior Metalhead
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Happy birthday!
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Life is black or white
-Zakk Wylde
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2006-05-31, 13:23
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Banned
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You helpful motherfucker, happy fucking birthday. I honestly hope you had / have a fucking excellent birthday.
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2006-05-31, 13:30
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Post-whore
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Happry b-day, you cunt.
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2006-05-31, 14:10
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Senior Metalhead
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Eat shit and die. (AKA have a happy birthday)
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2006-05-31, 14:17
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a great birthday!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-05-31, 14:34
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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2006-05-31, 14:37
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happy b-day
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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2006-05-31, 15:22
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Post-whore
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Happy Birthday Tim
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2006-05-31, 15:22
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Die Young.
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Happy Birthday shit ass!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-05-31, 15:28
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Have a good one mate.
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2006-05-31, 16:24
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But why is the rum gone ?
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have a good one
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Join The Forum CUNT
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2006-05-31, 16:58
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Forum Daemon
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Cheers.
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2006-05-31, 17:16
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Post-whore
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1974 - 2004
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someone's a little behind
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I'll take you from behind!
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2006-05-31, 17:47
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Post-whore
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Keepz it Real
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2006-05-31, 17:52
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a good one!
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My Music
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2006-05-31, 17:56
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Pirate Lawd
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Enjoy bitch
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2006-05-31, 18:13
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Pokémon Master
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Don't take too many cocks!
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2006-05-31, 18:51
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Post-whore
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Have a nice one, you 'roo ravaging cunt.
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2006-05-31, 18:59
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AHhhhhhh you fuckin hair curly bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good fuckin one!
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2006-05-31, 19:03
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My Ass, Your Face
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Happy birthday you great taste in music haver! Get wasted, you deserve it!
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
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2006-05-31, 19:17
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Supreme Metalhead
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Quote:
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Don't take too many cocks!
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no amount of cock is too much for tim
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2006-05-31, 19:17
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Yeah, take some mescaline.
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2006-05-31, 19:18
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Quote:
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no amount of cock is too much for tim
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WORD!
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2006-05-31, 19:40
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Quote:
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Don't take too many cocks!
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I think Tim'll skim over that post, Tristan...
Anyway, enjoy it Tim - you'll never be this young again.
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2006-05-31, 19:46
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bugfucker strikes back.
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God dammit, Tim.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2006-05-31, 19:56
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Post-whore
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2006-05-31, 20:22
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Have fun timmo.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-05-31, 20:34
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HES BAAACK
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enjoy it man
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2006-05-31, 20:46
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enjoy... it may be your last.
well, its true
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2006-05-31, 22:21
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slack as fuck
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Happy birthday
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
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2006-05-31, 23:05
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Noob lud
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Have a good one man!
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9/23
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2006-06-01, 02:12
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Throbbing Member
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Have a good one!
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deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2006-06-01, 05:45
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C-Un(i)t
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Quote:
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Don't take too many cocks!
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It was a shame you couldn't have been there Tristan.
Thanks cunts.
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2006-06-01, 06:57
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Post-whore
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Happy Birthday!
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2006-06-01, 07:34
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New Blood
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!
eat some kangeroos ))
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2006-06-01, 09:42
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Post-whore
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Wow, even The RTM has posted in your birthday thread. You must be honoured, Cloaca.
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2006-06-01, 10:55
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C-Un(i)t
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Not really. Yura and I have Cyber all the time.
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2006-06-02, 08:27
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Life is pain.
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Happy bday you blakk metal whore :P:P
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2006-06-02, 12:30
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Keep on keeping on Tim!
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2006-06-02, 16:29
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Crusher of Skulls
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT YOU CUNT ASS BITCH!!!!!
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Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2006-06-02, 17:02
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Senior Metalhead
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And I thought you wouldn't show, Philkilla. Without your "goddamnit"s, b-day threads feel empty.
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2006-06-02, 20:44
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Crusher of Skulls
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I was in transition between hell paso and florida....
I couldn't miss this cunts b-day though!
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
Quote:
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnmansley
May the best cunt win.
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2006-06-03, 02:50
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Happy birthday motherfucker! Have a week to fucking remember!
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2006-06-03, 08:26
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Dog farts
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TIMMY! TIMMY! OH, WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN, TIMMY?
Did you go to Evil Invaders? No? Good choice. Happy birthday man.
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