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Old 2006-05-31, 12:53
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Happy Birthday Cloaca!

Have a good one Tim, you cunt. Oh, and Robert Nowak is still your hero.
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Old 2006-05-31, 13:02
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Hero? HERO? ROBERT NOWAK IS YOUR MUHAMMED GOD DAMMIT

happy birthday cunt

one day youll be as cool as me.
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Old 2006-05-31, 13:12
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Old 2006-05-31, 13:23
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You helpful motherfucker, happy fucking birthday. I honestly hope you had / have a fucking excellent birthday.
 
Old 2006-05-31, 13:30
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Happry b-day, you cunt.
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Old 2006-05-31, 14:10
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Eat shit and die. (AKA have a happy birthday)

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Old 2006-05-31, 14:17
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Have a great birthday!
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Old 2006-05-31, 14:34
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Old 2006-05-31, 14:37
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happy b-day
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Old 2006-05-31, 15:22
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Happy Birthday Tim
 
Old 2006-05-31, 15:22
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Happy Birthday shit ass!
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Old 2006-05-31, 15:28
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Have a good one mate.
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Old 2006-05-31, 16:24
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Old 2006-05-31, 16:58
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Old 2006-05-31, 17:16
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happy birthday man!


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Old 2006-05-31, 17:47
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Old 2006-05-31, 17:52
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Have a good one!
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Old 2006-05-31, 17:56
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Enjoy bitch
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Old 2006-05-31, 18:13
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Don't take too many cocks!
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Old 2006-05-31, 18:51
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Have a nice one, you 'roo ravaging cunt.
 
Old 2006-05-31, 18:59
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AHhhhhhh you fuckin hair curly bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a good fuckin one!
 
Old 2006-05-31, 19:03
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Happy birthday you great taste in music haver! Get wasted, you deserve it!

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Old 2006-05-31, 19:17
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Don't take too many cocks!

no amount of cock is too much for tim
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Old 2006-05-31, 19:17
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Yeah, take some mescaline.
 
Old 2006-05-31, 19:18
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Old 2006-05-31, 19:40
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Don't take too many cocks!


I think Tim'll skim over that post, Tristan...

Anyway, enjoy it Tim - you'll never be this young again.

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Old 2006-05-31, 19:46
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God dammit, Tim.

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Old 2006-05-31, 19:56
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Old 2006-05-31, 20:22
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Have fun timmo.
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Old 2006-05-31, 20:34
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enjoy it man
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Old 2006-05-31, 20:46
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enjoy... it may be your last.

well, its true

 
Old 2006-05-31, 22:21
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Happy birthday
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Old 2006-05-31, 23:05
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Have a good one man!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2006-06-01, 02:12
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Have a good one!
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Old 2006-06-01, 05:45
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Don't take too many cocks!

It was a shame you couldn't have been there Tristan.

Thanks cunts.
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OMG ONE MORE THING MY HERO CAN U HELP FIRST RIFF CLOUDED? THANK YOU
 
Old 2006-06-01, 06:57
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Happy Birthday!
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Old 2006-06-01, 07:34
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!
eat some kangeroos))
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Old 2006-06-01, 09:42
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Wow, even The RTM has posted in your birthday thread. You must be honoured, Cloaca.
 
Old 2006-06-01, 10:55
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Not really. Yura and I have Cyber all the time.
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ROBERT NOWAK FOR PRESIDENT!
OMG ONE MORE THING MY HERO CAN U HELP FIRST RIFF CLOUDED? THANK YOU
 
Old 2006-06-02, 08:27
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Happy bday you blakk metal whore :P:P
 
Old 2006-06-02, 12:30
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Keep on keeping on Tim!
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Old 2006-06-02, 16:29
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT YOU CUNT ASS BITCH!!!!!
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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-06-02, 17:02
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And I thought you wouldn't show, Philkilla. Without your "goddamnit"s, b-day threads feel empty.
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Old 2006-06-02, 20:44
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I was in transition between hell paso and florida....

I couldn't miss this cunts b-day though!
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-06-03, 02:50
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Happy birthday motherfucker! Have a week to fucking remember!
 
Old 2006-06-03, 08:26
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TIMMY! TIMMY! OH, WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN, TIMMY?

Did you go to Evil Invaders? No? Good choice. Happy birthday man.

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