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Old 2006-05-29, 07:12
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Haha - here some funny black metal shit

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries for them from prayers or bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,-
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
Old 2006-05-29, 07:27
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ahhh thats doing the rounds again, been posted here a million times, but still funny!
omg t3h @x1s p3d@ls @r3 t3h b3st!!!!!!1!!11
Old 2006-05-29, 07:29
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You could have posted it in the Funnny Internet Crap Thread THAT WAS RIGHT AT THE FUCKING TOP SO NO SCROLLING WAS REQUIRED.
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Old 2006-05-29, 07:40
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Eh, we don't really have an official place for gay black metal stuff, even if we've all seen it so many times by now we can draw by memory that one dude's flapping cock, so I'm going to allow this. If you want to tell us all that you've seen it already or dig up the other threads that posted it or note that this thread isn't necessary, feel free to shut the fuck up.
Old 2006-05-29, 14:01
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i'm looking at the 2005 one... and im in philosophy class... and its so hard not to laugh... like... jesus... i'm dying here...
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!

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