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Old 2002-08-30, 20:17
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Dumbest Instrument?

i just wanna know what everyone thinks is the dumbest instrument........

i pick the tamborine a.k.a. The Instrument of the Talentless
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Old 2002-08-30, 20:19
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Old 2002-08-30, 20:23
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Old 2002-08-30, 20:28
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Jackson, if you see this you know exactly what I'm thinkin.
 
Old 2002-08-30, 20:38
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Ok, now I have this crazy idea. Now, close your eyes!.... Okay, open em!

Uh, it's a kazoo... I dont get it, do you want me to stick it in your...? I mean, what d'you wanna do with it?

No. Look, there's MTV, let's play along! Doo de doo de doo!

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Old 2002-08-30, 21:06
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Old 2002-08-30, 21:52
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Old 2002-08-30, 21:54
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how about the jug?

you take:
1 Banjo
1 Jug blower
1 Wood block hitter

that equals a redneck 3 piece band
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Old 2002-08-30, 22:25
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ma!! that city feller's making fun o' mey. pa!! git dat shotgun out her kwik
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Old 2002-08-30, 23:46
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"
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Old 2002-08-30, 23:51
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I hate newbie violinists... they just... squeak.
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Old 2002-08-31, 00:45
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but thats the player not the instrument
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Old 2002-08-31, 09:18
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comb and paper, a didgereedoo...actually no there cool, a triangle..hehe
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Old 2002-08-31, 16:18
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yeah triangles suck...... they are the standard instrument of dumb people. ehe..
 
Old 2002-08-31, 19:38
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"


i play the keys! the keys rule man! i can key out some great keying action with my keys!!
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Old 2002-08-31, 22:55
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i play the keys! the keys rule man! i can key out some great keying action with my keys!!


I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.

"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.
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Old 2002-09-01, 03:39
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I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.

"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.


yes but they can also make hundreds of other sounds........im actually considering giving up guitar and bass guitar so i can just concentrate on the keys only....
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Old 2002-09-01, 03:53
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.
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Old 2002-09-01, 13:11
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.


yeah, and hire a rapper called "Nuff Said" and you're set
 
Old 2002-09-01, 23:01
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dumbest instrument is the triangle... by fucking far its the the triangle... i also dislike the tuba....
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Old 2002-09-01, 23:02
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rappers need to burn in rap-hell
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Old 2002-09-02, 14:31
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Black Mans Rapping voice.
 
Old 2002-09-02, 18:10
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i like many rap songs

and i also think Keyboards rule.
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Old 2002-09-02, 18:27
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and i also think Keyboards rule.


yeah!
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Old 2002-09-02, 18:55
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keyboards are kinda cool cus i like hundred reasons and they have one.

I have to say the most dump instrument is either the egg shaker or the xylophone.

pan pipes are the best instrument in the word.
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Old 2002-09-02, 18:56
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dumbest instrument is the triangle... by fucking far its the the triangle... i also dislike the tuba....


Tuba is cool. Polka!!! Dum Dum Dum Dum
 
Old 2002-09-02, 18:57
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Xylophones rule man......just the name is awesome, i mean......it starts with "x", come on!! You have to like that!
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Old 2002-09-02, 23:19
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i was waiting for someone to say something stupid
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Old 2002-09-03, 00:49
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dude rap sucks


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Old 2002-09-03, 03:05
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the worst instrument is the gong, it has a funny name though
 
Old 2002-09-03, 03:18
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I would pick a banjo as my least favorite instrument. Ever since I saw Deliverence, they just give me the creeps.
 
Old 2002-09-03, 03:28
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That's funny, I always sorta like banjoes.

Worst instrument? Singer with a tracheotomy.
 
Old 2002-09-03, 04:09
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if there was an instrument called a wang......
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Old 2002-09-03, 04:13
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banjoes are really hard to play
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Old 2002-09-03, 05:00
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i think banjos sound dumb
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Old 2002-09-03, 05:06
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I saw this biography on Steve Martin, and man can he shred on that banjo, I'm serious! I don't have anything against people playing it, and I am sure it takes a lot of skill, but they just bring up pictures of those hillbilies, and Burt Reynolds.
 
Old 2002-09-03, 17:08
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Old 2002-09-03, 20:03
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yeah well, why don't you just go ahead and start a cool one..
i'm up for that
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Old 2002-09-07, 03:58
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dude, banjos are badass

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Old 2002-09-07, 04:05
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joe satriani knows how to use one.
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Old 2002-09-07, 13:28
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can't we just put a EMG 81 in a Banjo and hook it up to a baddass Boss MetalZone2 pedal and check out what it'll sound like?






 
Old 2002-09-07, 13:34
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Old 2002-09-07, 17:55
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Old 2002-09-09, 00:09
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Bagpipes!They suck butthole!
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Old 2002-09-09, 06:51
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Old 2002-09-20, 08:40
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if it's count as a instrument, I'd say Bass... *Lol*
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Old 2002-09-20, 12:33
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I dunno.. I think the piccilo is utterly worthless.. if I even spelt it right.. It's a damn dog whistle.. who gives a shit.. my ex plays flute in concert band where she goes to college and she like got off on the fact that she was asked to play piccilo in a song.. She looked goofy as hell holding this thing.. it's like a flute for a midget.. NO offense to any midgets on the board
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Old 2002-09-20, 12:48
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Youre making many enemies right now!!!

And the picollo is really shitty, but extremly loud!!!!
 
Old 2002-09-22, 03:38
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There are 2 dumb instruments...

- Magixx Musicmaker (or any shit like that)
- Turntables
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Old 2002-09-22, 08:32
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oooooooooh hook in



wats that little clay ball with the holes in it? because that is somewat useless/dumb/stupid/pointless.

same with the tamborine
 
Old 2002-09-22, 18:48
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Old 2002-09-23, 02:35
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A dildo only counts as a musical instrument if it's non-battery.
Otherwise it's electronic noise and counts as a sample or techno.


...and the head came off?
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It must be those two wooden sticks you have to bang against... If you know whatimean
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Old 2002-10-09, 12:42
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one of those fucked up horns from the Dr.Seuss books. the big, 9 foot curly purple hairy ones
 
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i would have to agree with the tamberine being the dumbest instrument.
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