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Dumbest Instrument?
i just wanna know what everyone thinks is the dumbest instrument........
i pick the tamborine a.k.a. The Instrument of the Talentless
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Ok, now I have this crazy idea. Now, close your eyes!.... Okay, open em!
Uh, it's a kazoo... I dont get it, do you want me to stick it in your...? I mean, what d'you wanna do with it?
No. Look, there's MTV, let's play along! Doo de doo de doo!
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how about the jug?
you take:
1 Banjo
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1 Wood block hitter
that equals a redneck 3 piece band
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"
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I hate newbie violinists... they just... squeak.  
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comb and paper, a didgereedoo...actually no there cool, a triangle..hehe
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I actually really hate keyboards. I also despise the term "keys"...as in "who plays they keys??"
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i play the keys! the keys rule man! i can key out some great keying action with my keys!!
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I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.
"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.
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I played the piano. I liked playing the piano, and i will most likely return to that soon enough because it is fun.
"Keys" are electronic pieces of garbage that try to reproduce a beautiful sound. I hate it.
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.
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I don't care about the hundred other sounds......they're all electronic and computerized garbage.....might as well take out your drum machine and turn tables and call it a rap-fest.
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Black Mans Rapping voice.
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i like many rap songs
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keyboards are kinda cool cus i like hundred reasons and they have one.
I have to say the most dump instrument is either the egg shaker or the xylophone.
pan pipes are the best instrument in the word.
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Xylophones rule man......just the name is awesome, i mean......it starts with "x", come on!! You have to like that!
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i was waiting for someone to say something stupid
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the worst instrument is the gong, it has a funny name though
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That's funny, I always sorta like banjoes.
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if there was an instrument called a wang...... 
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banjoes are really hard to play
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i think banjos sound dumb
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I saw this biography on Steve Martin, and man can he shred on that banjo, I'm serious! I don't have anything against people playing it, and I am sure it takes a lot of skill, but they just bring up pictures of those hillbilies, and Burt Reynolds.  |
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yeah well, why don't you just go ahead and start a cool one..
i'm up for that
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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dude, banjos are badass
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Hell yeah, before I came back from the dead, all I had down there was a Kazoo, and Banjo, and Kazoo's are Brutal I tell you!
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if it's count as a instrument, I'd say Bass... *Lol* 
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I dunno.. I think the piccilo is utterly worthless.. if I even spelt it right.. It's a damn dog whistle.. who gives a shit.. my ex plays flute in concert band where she goes to college and she like got off on the fact that she was asked to play piccilo in a song.. She looked goofy as hell holding this thing.. it's like a flute for a midget.. NO offense to any midgets on the board
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wats that little clay ball with the holes in it? because that is somewat useless/dumb/stupid/pointless.
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A dildo?
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A dildo only counts as a musical instrument if it's non-battery.
Otherwise it's electronic noise and counts as a sample or techno. 
...and the head came off?
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