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Old 2006-05-24, 10:22
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Superman Returns looks fuckin lame!

I was just watching the trailers for this movie & every scene i saw was dumb as fuck! Its like they are trying to cross that gayass Smallville show with the old Superman movies. I grew up on the original Christopher Reeve movies & those were cool as hell, but in this one all the actors are real young & to me it just doesnt look right. The new costume looks stupid also & they are using the old music too! WTF, Ok thats it im done ranting about it. After watching the trailers i got a little pissed, lol!
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Old 2006-05-24, 10:28
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ALL MOVIES look fucking lame
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Old 2006-05-24, 10:45
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Its like they are taking all the old cool retro stuff & severely fuckin it up! Im fuckin tired of it!
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Old 2006-05-24, 10:47
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Ever notice how superman is a really lame superhero name?

Super Man...

almost as bad as

Action Man

Of course its going to suck, when they try re-create old movies, they are cheesey as fuck. Cheesey as fuck was tolerated in those days, and when you bring it to cinema again, its bollocks.

Look at King Kong for an example
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Old 2006-05-24, 11:17
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Best thing is to avoid any film that is being touted as a summer blcokbuster or has the tag line 'This years must see movie' or is a remake of any kind, a comic book adaptation, stars Tom Cruise, has more special effects crew than cast members..infact if it comes from Hollywood avoid it! I hear hollywood is remaking the Pulse, but they've had to give it an audience friendly ending because the original was too dark

Go with the independant film makers or foriegn films where the people involved are not bound by pop-corn, eye candy rules!
 
Old 2006-05-24, 11:38
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don't watch it if you think its lame shit
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Old 2006-05-24, 11:55
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OOOH CONTROVERSIAL! Take THAT, movie industry as a whole!
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Old 2006-05-24, 13:15
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Transient doesn't know the pleasures of the unexaggerated statement. He also doesn't like things that other people like. He stands off to the side, in that herd of clever, commentating non-conformists.

And yeah, it looks lame. I doubt you could ride it for more than 20 feet before it gave out.
 
Old 2006-05-24, 14:05
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Any superhero whose disguise is "glasses? or no glasses? oooo WHO AM I?!?!" is lame.
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Old 2006-05-24, 23:26
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He also doesn't like things that other people like. He stands off to the side, in that herd of clever, commentating non-conformists.


that itself was an exaggerated statement. i love the sopranos, family guy and curb your enthusiasm. all of which are very well liked by other people

popular movies i liked?

not so many. i havent been to the theaters since the latest starwars and that was out of grudging duty

but they are out there

thanks for putting your words in my mouth though. i know its sometimes difficult to use them all in your posts, but god knows you try
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Old 2006-05-25, 00:05
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Actually it was a sarcastic statement, along the lines of claiming that Norwegians are allowed to kill somebody so long as they come up with an unused motive. And, in that sense, it's a statement I still stand by. Unlike your quick step back from the 'all movies are lame' stance you first held in this thread.

Not being to theaters mean precisely nothing in the world of the quick-to-DVD release and the home theater system. Seeing something three months later than everyone else doesn't constitute not seeing it. Especially as you've said in your posts in the movie thread that you liked various movies that were well-received. Don't lie to me just because this is the internet.
 
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Actually it was a sarcastic statement, along the lines of claiming that Norwegians are allowed to kill somebody so long as they come up with an unused motive. And, in that sense, it's a statement I still stand by. Unlike your quick step back from the 'all movies are lame' stance you first held in this thread.


it WAS an exaggeration and i proved it. i have no problem with that at all

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Not being to theaters mean precisely nothing in the world of the quick-to-DVD release and the home theater system. Seeing something three months later than everyone else doesn't constitute not seeing it. Especially as you've said in your posts in the movie thread that you liked various movies that were well-received. Don't lie to me just because this is the internet.


well ok, ill clarify. i dont rent DVDs either. i like some movies as i already gladly admitted to

im not lying to you pst
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Old 2006-05-25, 04:34
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Clarify further. Few of those sentences make much sense.
 
Old 2006-05-25, 07:33
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Superman is a lame bellend anyway.

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Old 2006-05-25, 21:39
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Haven't seen the trailers, but I liked the 4 original movies.
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Old 2006-05-25, 22:29
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Fuck, every movie coming out seems to be a remake or something along those lines.
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Old 2006-05-26, 00:29
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Fuck, every movie coming out seems to be a remake or something along those lines.


Because they finaly realised that original scripts aren't orginal annyway, so they could just skip the story making process,
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Old 2006-05-26, 07:36
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Old 2006-05-26, 16:52
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Christopher Reeves, the guy that did the old superman, was lame, litteraly..
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Old 2006-05-26, 20:04
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Old 2006-05-27, 17:53
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OOOH CONTROVERSIAL! Take THAT, movie industry as a whole!



well, i just saw the trailer myself, and i agree, it looks awful. i havnt been to the theatre in about 2 years or so, and the only thing i can think of thats going to get me one is if they ever make Duke Nukem into a movie.
 
Old 2006-05-27, 18:04
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They will.

And movie theaters suck and are worth avoiding in our home theater world unless you're a film geek and care about how much better the image looks on 35 mm than on DVD. But that takes a pretty big aesthetic investment in film in general, and a willingness to think of it as a primarily visual medium, both of which are absent from the majority of American filmgoers.

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