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Black Metal Porno!
So utterly GRIM
Extremely frostbitten, down to hairy armpits, cheesy poses, hairy man-legs with fat deposits and models who look either like your elementary school teacher or pale ethiopians. 
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2006-05-23, 13:52
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I'm not even gonna click on the link after that description. I just hope a swift blow from a shovel will dim the mental images.
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2006-05-23, 13:59
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That link has been plastered all over forums over the last few days. Blabbermouth covered that shit anyway.
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2006-05-23, 14:47
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2006-05-23, 14:49
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Why haven't I learned to never click on anything you post.
And while I'm tempted, I am NOT going to ruin sex by watching said video. I'll get the description from blabbermouth.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2006-05-23, 14:53
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Senior Metalhead
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I'm not even gonna click on the link after that description. I just hope a swift blow from a shovel will dim the mental images.
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2006-05-23, 15:07
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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PA.THE.TIC.
The world does not need more fat stump-dicked white men with bellies making bad porno.
Does black metal have even the faintest idea of how ridiculous it is?
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2006-05-23, 15:45
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Die Young.
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I posted this in the funny internet thread several days ago.
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2006-05-23, 16:18
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"phallucifer" lol.
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2006-05-23, 22:00
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slack as fuck
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Does black metal have even the faintest idea of how ridiculous it is?
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-05-23, 22:18
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HES BAAACK
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2006-05-23, 22:22
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lmao
er i saw about this this morning... what a load of crap.
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2006-05-23, 22:47
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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so do I get this right? Some shitty black metal band with bad production is going to make some shitty porn with bad production?
The women better not have ear piercing frequencies..
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I bet they'll have more than their ears pierced........
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2006-05-24, 09:41
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With half the black metal scene having been in prison at some point I expected this to be shower rape scenes ala American History X!
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2006-05-24, 10:42
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There should be atleast one invererted-crucifix-dildo in it.. or maybe hanging someone spread-beaver on an inverted cross? Kinky...and uncomfortable as hell.
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2006-05-24, 13:48
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Post-whore
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