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Happy Birthday Pineappleystuff!
Have a great one!!! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Last time I blew a load, I got Pineappley-stuff all over my pants.
There, I used it in a sentence.
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Last time I blew a load, I got Pineappley-stuff all over my pants.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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thanks everyone! However, I'm having the most unmetal birthday evar.
I dont have any friends in savannah. my family is all preoccupied.
so its just me sitting around this HUGE bonfire that i built. getting drunk. alone.
WOOOOOOOOOOO birthday!
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consider it done.
if you look at my profile on www.fatalbeauty.com my nasty habits are listed as
"Nail bitey,child eaty"
(because its my birthday thread i am going to post a link to my profile to prove it. then you will all wait in anitcipation for me to get to germany so i can shoot my first set for FB.com woo naked.)
http://www.fatalbeauty.com/society/Scrumptious
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2006-05-16, 16:57
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NOOOOOOOO!
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2006-05-16, 17:02
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2006-05-16, 17:04
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT PINEAPPLEY STUFFERROO!!!!!
I LOV TO EAT BABIES!!!!!
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thanks everyone! However, I'm having the most unmetal birthday evar.
I dont have any friends in savannah. my family is all preoccupied.
so its just me sitting around this HUGE bonfire that i built. getting drunk. alone.
WOOOOOOOOOOO birthday!
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Whoa, she's a SHE. :O
Didn't know that.
But that pineappley-goop won't come off my mom's favorite sweater.
(if you watched the Man Show back in the day you understand this)
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psh of course i'm a she. dont you watch the tittes thread?? (jk lolz)
ps drunk drunk drunk am i.
so here are good lyrics by the decemberists. very unmetal. because i feel like it.
The Mariner's Revenge Song"
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this belly of a whale
It's ribs are ceiling beams
It's guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen
But, I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the whores and hounds
(oh, oh)
You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet
And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease
As time wore on you proved
A debt-ridden drunken mess
Leaving my mother
A poor consumptive wretch
(oh, oh)
And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears
The only thing you left behind
And then the magistrate
Reclaimed our small estate
And my poor mother lost her mind
Then, one day in spring
My dear sweet mother died
But, before she did
I took her hand as she, dying, cried:
(oh, oh)
"Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave"
It took me fifteen years
To swallow all my tears
Among the urchins in the street
Until a priory
Took pity and hired me
To keep their vestry nice and neat
But, never once in the employ
Of these holy men
Did I ever, once turn my mind
From the thought of revenge
(oh, oh)
One night I overheard
The prior exchanging words
With a penitent whaler from the sea
The captain of his ship
Who matched you toe to tip
Was known for a wanton cruelty
The following day
I shipped to sea
With a privateer
And in the whistle
Of the wind
I could almost hear
(oh, oh)
"Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
There is one thing I must say to you
As you sail across the sea
Always, your mother will watch over you
As you avenge this wicked deed"
And then, that fateful night
We had you in our sight
After twenty months, it seemed
Your starboard flank abeam
I was getting my muskets clean
When came this rumbling from beneath
The ocean shook
The sky went black
And the captain quailed
And before us grew
The angry jaws
Of a giant whale
(oh..)
Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth
But, oh, what providence
What divine intelligence
That you should survive
As well as me
It gives my eye great joy
To see your eyes fill with fear
To lean in close
And I will whisper
The last words you'll hear
(oh, oh)
please forgivve my drunk possting
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consider it done.
if you look at my profile on www.fatalbeauty.com my nasty habits are listed as
"Nail bitey,child eaty"
(because its my birthday thread i am going to post a link to my profile to prove it. then you will all wait in anitcipation for me to get to germany so i can shoot my first set for FB.com woo naked.)
http://www.fatalbeauty.com/society/Scrumptious |
Your MT profile says you're a Suicide Girl. You may be in breach of their contract if you pose nude for some other agency, even if you left.
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please forgivve my drunk possting
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Trust me, if the Powers that Be had any problem with drunk posting, my ass would have been fired a LONG time ago.
Happy birthday, hopefully you won't have much of a hangover...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2006-05-17, 13:37
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psh of course i'm a she. dont you watch the tittes thread?? (jk lolz)
ps drunk drunk drunk am i.
so here are good lyrics by the decemberists. very unmetal. because i feel like it.
The Mariner's Revenge Song"
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this belly of a whale
It's ribs are ceiling beams
It's guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen
But, I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the whores and hounds
(oh, oh)
You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet
And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease
As time wore on you proved
A debt-ridden drunken mess
Leaving my mother
A poor consumptive wretch
(oh, oh)
And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears
The only thing you left behind
And then the magistrate
Reclaimed our small estate
And my poor mother lost her mind
Then, one day in spring
My dear sweet mother died
But, before she did
I took her hand as she, dying, cried:
(oh, oh)
"Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave"
It took me fifteen years
To swallow all my tears
Among the urchins in the street
Until a priory
Took pity and hired me
To keep their vestry nice and neat
But, never once in the employ
Of these holy men
Did I ever, once turn my mind
From the thought of revenge
(oh, oh)
One night I overheard
The prior exchanging words
With a penitent whaler from the sea
The captain of his ship
Who matched you toe to tip
Was known for a wanton cruelty
The following day
I shipped to sea
With a privateer
And in the whistle
Of the wind
I could almost hear
(oh, oh)
"Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
There is one thing I must say to you
As you sail across the sea
Always, your mother will watch over you
As you avenge this wicked deed"
And then, that fateful night
We had you in our sight
After twenty months, it seemed
Your starboard flank abeam
I was getting my muskets clean
When came this rumbling from beneath
The ocean shook
The sky went black
And the captain quailed
And before us grew
The angry jaws
Of a giant whale
(oh..)
Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth
But, oh, what providence
What divine intelligence
That you should survive
As well as me
It gives my eye great joy
To see your eyes fill with fear
To lean in close
And I will whisper
The last words you'll hear
(oh, oh)
please forgivve my drunk possting
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Someone sent me that song a few moons back. Loved it!! Really catchy melody.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Your MT profile says you're a Suicide Girl. You may be in breach of their contract if you pose nude for some other agency, even if you left.
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hahah the contract never went into effect. they never accepted any of my sets. they were about to set me up with one of their photographers so we could shoot a set with decent lighting (thats why they rejected the other ones) but i reread the contract and declined.
the contract only goes into effect once they have pictures up on the site. no one is an official SG unless their pics are up.
so dont worry i am fine.
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thank yous.
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