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he's going to come back 10 times as gay and nu-metal-tastic. Then he will probably give someone an excuse to permanently ban him.
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that's me, cocktard
and you not believing it either means a) you can't comprehend what true metal looks like
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If that is what true metal really looked like, metal would cease to exist, for no one would breed with us.
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Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Ohmygod! You're sooo cooool! I mean, woah!
No seriously, you look more like a pussy that the guy you showed us before^^
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You should stop picking at other people before you see yourself in the mirror 'cous you're ugly as fuck =)
Anyways, i dont wanna be totally oftopic, soo this is me and my fucked up hair:
http://p4.piczo.com/img/i192435713_18807_4.jpg
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2006-12-25, 21:26
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in my town every one has "normal" haircuts and be cause i love metal and hate what everybody in my town looks like so i decided to grow it long in june my parents hate it but whatever
and about it getting i nthe way with stuff i wear hats to keep it out of my way when i am not headbanging
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He got suspended because of his terrible crustache.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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I'd do ya.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-26, 00:32
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Is Chrno a chick or a guy?
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Is Chrno a chick or a guy?
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Hey you where are you located at. I could have sworn i saw you at a buddies house the other night.
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Colorado, I don't remember going anywere though
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OMG IM ON THE HATE LIST FOR LIFE? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH A BRUTAL STATUS??!
coming from someone who "talks a lot of shit on a forum to entertain himself", i'm guessing that you don't have much of a life and you probably have short hair and listen to dream theater
..., but seeing as how you're such a supreme master of shit talking over the internet, i wouldn't want to have your fury unleashed on me, no sir.
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Originally Posted by SkelatorOfSteel
that's me, cocktard
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This is some of the funniest shit I've read on here. Especially that Dream Theater comment
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Originally Posted by sixsicsix
he's going to come back 10 times as gay and nu-metal-tastic. Then he will probably give someone an excuse to permanently ban him.
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I hope the former happens but the latter doesn't. God fucking damn. Haha I bet i'd get along really well with that guy in real life.
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I'd do ya.
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I'm about 90% sure that's a guy.
This thread is gold.
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I'd do ya.
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Well, go ahead, but unless your country accepts homosexual relationship with an underage, you'll get some serious consequences ^^
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Well, go ahead, but unless your country accepts homosexual relationship with an underage, you'll get some serious consequences ^^
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As long as you're 14, I'm safe.
Or is it 16?
18?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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This thread is gold.
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I never knew BBz was gay.
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Take better care of your hair, shesh.
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Take better care of your hair, shesh.
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I just combed it. It didn't come to mind before I took the pictures because I woke up not too long ago. haha
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OHHH. OK that explains why it looks so messy.
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My nostrils vs. your martial arts, yeuhh
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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As long as you're 14, I'm safe.
Or is it 16?
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Well, then you're fucked anyway, 'cause im 13 untill next week Can you wait for me?
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"I live for the music, everything else is irrelevant. Well, potato chips are pretty damn good, so I guess I live for the sake of music and potato chips."
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yyeuh
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Sweet hair man.
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Thanks man, I am gonna have to get it trimmed pretty soon, it's getting kind of out of control now.
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Quote:
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Colorado, I don't remember going anywere though
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Fucking shit man you and this drummers brother that dropped by the other night could pass as TWINS!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-27, 04:08
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Take better care of your hair, shesh.
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eatin ur dataz
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doom metal tries to invoke the feeling of being a really fat guy stuck in the trash compactor from Star Wars IV
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woah. you look like a final fantasy character. is that a shard from the crystal of aeons 'round thy neck?
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woah. you look like a final fantasy character. is that a shard from the crystal of aeons 'round thy neck?
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woah. you look like a final fantasy character. is that a shard from the crystal of aeons 'round thy neck?
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lmfao. i see it.
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doom metal tries to invoke the feeling of being a really fat guy stuck in the trash compactor from Star Wars IV
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woah. you look like a final fantasy character. is that a shard from the crystal of aeons 'round thy neck?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-28, 15:33
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I had the "winning theme" for a ringtone for a long ass time from final fantasy.
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I had the "winning theme" for a ringtone for a long ass time from final fantasy.
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doom metal tries to invoke the feeling of being a really fat guy stuck in the trash compactor from Star Wars IV
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I want a japanese porn ringtone
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Wow this is an old ass thread but i'm bringing it back.
I'm 31 now and after I got out of the army 4 years ago (don't ask what a waste of time) I haven't cut my hair since. I'm lucky to have good genes and have straight nice looking chick hair. My hair was down to my waist in college back in the mid 90s and it's almost there again. It's about mid back now and I'm not stopping for anything. I haven't had any problems at work though I suspect the bald fat guys are jealous. I've been beaten down in my life so bad anymore that I just don't care. Call me a hippie and I'll laugh. Say I look like a girl. Don't care. My wife loves it and that's good enough for me. Other chicks dig it too but don't tell her.
I do need a trim bad but i'm cheap and I never have time due to work. I work in an office setting in an engineering department (i'm not an engineer) and the stiffs that work there haven't said anything about it. I don't get paid enough to care and I cut my hair for a job once and never again. I'll rock a skull cap like Warrel Dane if I start to go bald.
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I grew mine for four years... kept it short for a year... now I'm growing it out again It's just in a pony tail now. Finally.
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had my hair long since i was like 11 years old. im 23 now and i shaved my hair off about a year ago. now i shave my head about once every 2 weeks or so. not with a razor but with those hair shaver things idk what theyre called.
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I have hair past my shoulders, getting close to my nipps. one day I would like to shave it off or get a cut but I don't have the balls to do that.
at least its in a pony tail most of the time.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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mines about shoulder length. not sure how long ill let it go.
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Weeks? Did you get fucked by a horse? Or a black guy?
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My mother's purple strap-on.
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Damn! That's a head of hair!
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My hair is almost down to my elbows
Been growing it for four years now.
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Wicked fucking photo dude
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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In 1968, William Meister split this rock in two, and found several trilobites, and (surprisingly) a human sandal print, complete with a slightly raised heel.
Is this amazing evidence that humans and trilobites coexisted at the same time?
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Drawn and Quartered, I checked out your intestinal horsefuck link, and noticed you guys use microsoft sam in your music!
One of my bands called Raw Headless Shrimp does that too!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Drawn and Quartered, I checked out your intestinal horsefuck link, and noticed you guys use microsoft sam in your music!
One of my bands called Raw Headless Shrimp does that too!
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haha yeah.
I just used it because I was too lazy to plug in a mic, I don't know if that was your motivation also
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haha yeah.
I just used it because I was too lazy to plug in a mic, I don't know if that was your motivation also
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www.myspace.com/rawheadlessshrimp
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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Just out of curiosity, does anyone here have a mullet?
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I thought about doing as a joke kind of thing, I need to get a trucker hat and a dirty wife beater first.
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I thought about doing as a joke kind of thing, I need to get a trucker hat and a dirty wife beater first.
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Haha. Don't forget the worn out jeans with motor oil stains all over them
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Haha. Don't forget the worn out jeans with motor oil stains all over them :p
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Would a 36-34 fit? I got about a half a dozen pairs of those :D
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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My hair is a little below my shoulders and i pretty much have to put it in a pony tail unless I'm on stage. If i let it down after having it in a pony tail for a while it will always have this crease in it that looks ridiculous so i pretty mutch keep it in a pony tail.
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If i let it down after having it in a pony tail for a while it will always have this crease in it that looks ridiculous
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My hair is a couple inches past my nipples. It's getting ridiculous.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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My hair is almost down to my elbows
Been growing it for four years now.
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Well, it's finally past my elbows now.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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My hair is a couple inches past my nipples. It's getting ridiculous.
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Well, it's finally past my elbows now.
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How is that pwnt?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Because assbehemoth was pointing out how long hair is, then you pointed out how long yours is (much longer) You pwned assbehemoth.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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Because assbehemoth was pointing out how long hair is, then you pointed out how long yours is (much longer) You pwned assbehemoth.
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Well I know that lol. I guess I just didn't really care. I'm not competitive. I love seeing pwn4g3, just not doing it
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Maybe Blitz has short arms? haha.
I started growing my hair long at 14..shaved it bald right when I turned 17. Starting growing it long again at about 18.
If I never had shaved it..well, almost 9 years of growth.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Maybe Blitz has short arms? haha.
I started growing my hair long at 14..shaved it bald right when I turned 17. Starting growing it long again at about 18.
If I never had shaved it..well, almost 9 years of growth.
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Maybe Blitz has short arms? haha.
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Haha
24 inches from shoulder to wrist. I just got bored and measured
...yet I have no idea if that's short or average lol.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I tried to get a haircut today lolz
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
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In the first picture I put my hand where my hair used to be many years ago...
my hair becomes so rediculous when it's long
The other two are from long ago when my hair was a bit longer, but not at its peak.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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I read something online about people that quit washing their hair and it improved the condition of it. I didn't go that far, but I tried just shampooing only my head and conditioning the ends. I'm really surprised on how much stronger the ends are after only a week and I haven't trimmed them. My hair is still about 32" long so I figured I'd be a good spokesperson. The frizzes are nearly like they were and I can actually wear it unbraided and down without looking like a banshee.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I heard it's real purdy, too, just like your mouth.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I heard it's real purdy, too, just like your mouth.
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I bet it'd be even purdier with my cock laid gently across his lips, so he has a cock-smile, like in that movie about that guy with the thing.
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I bet it'd be even purdier with my cock laid gently across his lips, so he has a cock-smile, like in that movie about that guy with the thing.
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Yup noticed
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I tried to get a haircut today lolz
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I did that. I seriously don;t have the balls to cut it off. Took me years to grow. Ive always wanted it.
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In the first picture I put my hand where my hair used to be many years ago...
my hair becomes so rediculous when it's long
The other two are from long ago when my hair was a bit longer, but not at its peak.
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Or maybe I'm just used to having uber dark eyes
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I have a shoulder length hair for almost a year now. But every month I trimmed at least half inch to avoid split ends.
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Welcome to the forum man
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Quit hittin' on the n0ob, blitz'.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I heard it's real purdy, too, just like your mouth.
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That's one of the last things I'd want to hear from my grandma.
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Yer jes' jealous. Yeah, I suppose you're right on that one.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Quit hittin' on the n0ob, blitz'.
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Shh... I'm trying to get him into my bed before Paddy makes his move on him
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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i had to cut my hair this morning
lost about 2 inches, i had went to bed with the go-go (hair tie) still in my hair which is something i *never* do, when i woke up & tried to remove go-go hair got stuck & tangled had to cut it & my hair, but at least it got rid of the split ends,
so kinda good i think
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Enlighten me. What's a go-go?
I braid mine everynight. I use the soft little kid ties on it. Besides strangling myself and my husband it would look like a spiderweb gone bad. One of my kids tried to tie me to a telephone pole with it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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That's one of the last things I'd want to hear from my grandma.
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You've obviously never heard the term "gum job" Even better is the gum job from your grandma, which is invariably followed by £1 for sweeties!
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Shh... I'm trying to get him into my bed before Paddy makes his move on him
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Yeah, by the time I'm done with him he won't be fit for public consumption. Unless, of course, you wanna see week-old spunk oozing out of every orifice when you press down on his belly.
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i had to cut my hair this morning
lost about 2 inches, i had went to bed with the go-go (hair tie) still in my hair which is something i *never* do, when i woke up & tried to remove go-go hair got stuck & tangled had to cut it & my hair, but at least it got rid of the split ends,
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Bunny, I'm speaking to you as a friend here when I say that you really gotta get something done about that unkempt garden-maze-of-a-thatch you've got growing down there. "Split ends" and "go-gos" shouldn't even be a concern when you're dealing with muffage. IT'S TOO BUSHY! Does your boyfriend have to wade through it with a machette like in those jungle movies? With a little native guide chap who leads him to the legendary Cave of Infinite Yummy Yumtimes each night?
Consider this an intervention.
WE LOVE YOU BUNNY, please keep that in mind when we send you to Mrs. Thatcher's Thatch Rehab.
I used to have longish hair. When it was wet it was down to my jawline, otherwise it was just a scrunched up ball of wavy, greasy wire which made me look like I'd just wiped myself down after a particularly violent bukkake session at a fat camp for fat spunk-filled fatties. I shaved it off in the end. Handy for future bukkake encounters, 'cause I'm now essentially a "dry-wipe cum receptor". With the exception of hobos, having long hair is a constant chore of maintenance and combing, and for what? So that I can look like a girl while my dad bums me?
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Reins.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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That's the same thing I was talking about! haha
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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Those are one of the few things I don't have to worry about breaking my fine hair. Tehy've finally gotten smart and started putting covers on the metal barettes, but I don't use them too often either. Usually if I put my hair up which I do frequently to keep it out of my way, I use the leather ones with the stick through them.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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People with long hair own.
My hair's like.. Uhm, middle back. And they don't just own because I have long hair, i'm not that egotistical.
Form a faction I say!!
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