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2006-05-14, 16:20
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Don't forget your Ma ma!
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2006-05-14, 16:40
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I guess since I have the world's oldest mother I should show some respect. TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!
Happy Mother's Day you old hag! 
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2006-05-14, 16:47
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But why is the rum gone ?
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happy mothers day mom 
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2006-05-14, 18:20
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HES BAAACK
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2006-05-14, 18:49
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I gave my mom a hug. Does that count as a present? Probably give her an "I love you" later. I told her "it's the thought that counts when it comes to presents, right? Well, I thought about getting you something, but I didn't. So that's good enough."
And happy mother's day to the metal mom of all metal moms! Here's to Bobbi. 
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2006-05-14, 19:38
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Happy mothers day.
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2006-05-14, 19:39
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Metal As Fuck!
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Happy Mother's Day!
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2006-05-14, 19:39
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slack as fuck
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I just realised. I didn't even give my mom a hug today. Or get her anything.
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2006-05-14, 19:50
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That's one kickass thing about living thousands of miles away, you don't have to buy shit for anybody
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-05-14, 21:21
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You wanna bet? Just because you're a couple thousand miles away doesn't mean I can't come out there and kick your ass, you snotty nosed brat.
Can ya feel the love?
You could have sent me a card like you did from bootcamp. ahem.
I know you think of me. Everytime you look in the mirror and see your hair color and eye color and pull those jeans on your beautiful glutes you think of me because we're so much alike.
I love ya, Bob.
Thanks to all you mothers that wished me a Happy Mom's Day. The rest of you can go to hell. 
j/k
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-05-16, 10:55
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What's up with you all? Doesn't anyone around here give a shit about my blood pressure and heart rythm? It isn't until 28 of May. Hmpf.
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2006-05-16, 10:57
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Oh, and Tripple-X, I'm down here since long time, but I can send you a happy-metal-mom-greeting anyway!
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"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2006-05-16, 11:46
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Aw thanks. And I mentioned it was Mom's Day to the Americans because I knew that other places celebrated it other days. So let our Mom's Day be a warning that yours is in the distant future. Go do some deep breathing and your heart will pitty-pat back to normal.
Now I'm gonna have that darn Lumberjack Song earwormed in my head, too. lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-05-16, 14:22
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Fuck Mothers.
We are their unwashed cuntspawn and if there's any justice in the world, we should be crammed back in there.
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2006-05-16, 14:51
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cute.
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2006-05-16, 14:56
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The heck with that crap!!! Have you seen my kids?? It's dad's turn if you want to do that. After all it's his fault.
darn raincoats and their highspeed blowouts.......AND NEVER GET CONDOMS WITH A FREE ONE IN THE BOX!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-05-16, 17:44
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I did =(
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