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Old 2006-05-04, 09:04
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Fuck I can't write the title properly cos my computer is too low_tech...

happy birthday low_tech
 
Old 2006-05-04, 10:08
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have a good one man
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Old 2006-05-04, 10:21
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Old 2006-05-04, 10:32
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Old 2006-05-04, 10:46
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Old 2006-05-04, 11:33
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Fuck I can't write the title properly cos my computer is too low_tech...

happy birthday low_tech

Clever!!1!

Happy Birthday Low tech!!.

PS.I found the soul crusher box,but no CD,yet.
 
Old 2006-05-04, 11:35
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Old 2006-05-04, 11:45
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Haha Myles, I knew you made this thread just by looking at the title!

Happy birthday low tech dude
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Old 2006-05-04, 12:18
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Old 2006-05-04, 13:05
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Old 2006-05-04, 13:19
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Old 2006-05-04, 13:57
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Old 2006-05-04, 14:19
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Old 2006-05-04, 14:34
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Old 2006-05-04, 15:10
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Old 2006-05-04, 15:19
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Old 2006-05-04, 16:36
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yes, ladies and gentlemen, my e-birthday

low-tech the wise speaketh:

everyone must look into the mirror real hard, because somewhere inside that reflection you will see a half-crazed primordial ape

some say that the key to life is to find a sense of comfort like that of the womb from which you have been begot

nonsense

it is by unleashing the ape within upon humanity

some will pump that ape full of hard narcotics and booze,some others become a sort of sexual athlete,still more will go on killing sprees whether its in the name of thier country or against thier countymen and the rule of law

but still others must create the loudest, most punishing music humanly possible as a form of catharsis for everything mentioned above
 
Old 2006-05-04, 17:13
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Old 2006-05-04, 18:38
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some say that the key to life is....


to stop listening to the voice in your head

I SMELL A TANGENT THREAD!
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Old 2006-05-04, 18:44
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Old 2006-05-04, 20:18
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Old 2006-05-04, 20:54
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Old 2006-05-04, 21:32
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Old 2006-05-04, 21:35
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to stop listening to the voice in your head

I SMELL A TANGENT THREAD!


No, that's an ape's ass you re-re.

Happy Birthday!!!! Scads more to ya!
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Old 2006-05-04, 22:08
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Old 2006-05-05, 04:09
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Happy B-day dude!
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Old 2006-05-05, 04:25
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Old 2006-05-05, 05:06
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@ *inh* - Awesome dude, thanks alot for that!

@ Humancorpse - Yeah man, and I could tell that you had posted that post before I saw your name too! [I looked at your avatar ] <--- me being a dickhead
 
Old 2006-05-06, 09:57
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