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2006-04-28, 23:48
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Favourite position?
I'm a bit drunk, I thought this might be interesting/funny.
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2006-04-29, 00:22
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Jono
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Let me be first to say reverse cowgirl.
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2006-04-29, 00:58
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Let me be first to say reverse cowgirl.
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and not vote?
missionary here. or cowgirl. i hate these names.
EDIT: nevermind, i can explain why i thought you didnt vote, but its dumb.
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2006-04-29, 01:02
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Hahahahahahhaahah
Awesome thread.
I've only done it in the missionary, but I imagine I would enjoy doggy.
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2006-04-29, 01:43
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Let me the first to say the word in italics and large bold letters.
I like to fuck a bitches CUNT Doggy-style GOD DAMMIT!!!!
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2006-04-29, 01:57
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I vote spoon. You forgot like a ton of positions, froggy, lotus, side entry missionary, playing the cello, black bee... I won't even go into squashing on the deck chair and persuading the debtor and vacuuming the floor because that's just fucking gymnastics.
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2006-04-29, 02:23
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2006-04-29, 05:37
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Being from Ohio I felt the Cleveland Steamer as the best, so I have to go with other...where are the angry dragon, the houdini, and the good old donkeypunch???
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2006-04-29, 05:41
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2006-04-29, 07:35
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Sex acts do not equal sex positions. Alabama hotpocket is not a position, it's something very crazy people do 
Humans are an odd species in the fact that they came up with so many ways to fit tab A into slot B... It's really the epitome of human ingenuity.
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Cowgirl!
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Sex acts do not equal sex positions. Alabama hotpocket is not a position, it's something very crazy people do
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True..true very true .. lol  and damn that avatar makes me laugh everytime ! lol
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Why is brokeback mountain style not an option?
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2006-04-29, 09:44
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2006-04-29, 10:30
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Wheel barrow!
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2006-04-29, 11:50
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Why isn't there a 69 option?
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Why isn't there a 69 option?
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Being from Ohio I felt the Cleveland Steamer as the best, so I have to go with other...where are the angry dragon, the houdini, and the good old donkeypunch???
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I thought a cleveland steamer was a terd? 
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2006-04-29, 15:51
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2006-04-29, 16:27
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His point is that we're only given variations on regular old penis-vagina penetration here.
I'm not sure how much it has to do with ingenuity. If you fuck enough, you tend to 'invent' these positions, whether or not you know them already. And then you give them stupid names.
I'm going with 'other.'
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i prefer takin a shit on a bitch's chest and proceeding to tit fuck her.
however, out of the choices, ima go with doggy.........WOOF motherfucker WOOF
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I went for reverse cowgirl, i dunno why i just like it.
There's some really obscure positions like "Keeping up with the Jones's" some funny + crazy shit.
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2006-04-29, 22:34
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What is penetreation? Anyway, you misunderstood my post.
Ocular penetration
*edit- that reminds me of a joke about a girl who can sing opera and give head at the same time.
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2006-04-30, 01:08
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Reverse Cowgirl.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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Well, I got it from the ole man on a US Navy destroyer escort when he was restricted to the ship for being a "cannabinoid" and we broke a brand new loveseat and had to get it replaced shortly after we got it. Then we broke the replacement, too. We didn't get that one replaced because we figured they'd be suspicious. We also owned a Ford Pinto. 
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2006-04-30, 18:17
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The other thing was that Hank Williams Jr. is a disgrace to the name. Real obvious stuff.
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reverse cowgirl
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where is the 'while playing a 200 BPM drum solo' Position???
Cause thats my favourite!
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I believe it's possible to give a woman multiple orgasms without giving them friction burn, or more likely setting them on fire.
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I believe it's possible to give a woman multiple orgasms without giving them friction burn, or more likely setting them on fire.
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I believe it's possible to give a woman multiple orgasms without giving them friction burn, or more likely setting them on fire.
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Bruising, fuck that. My first partner was very careless and I used to end up with bruises from his hips all the time, and then it'd be difficult to walk sometimes.
Missionary + careless, fairly heavy-set guy with pointy hips + too fast = ow.
I thought it was just the pointy hips, but since him I've never been bruised no matter how pointy-hipped or heavy-set a patner was. I blame missionary, missionary sucks, more of you bastards should vote for spoons because doggy is only second-best, and the third best is butterfly .
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cowgirl on a chair. so much better.
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No torture wheel of doom? Where's the goddamn torture wheel of doom?!
For some reason I think anal sex is sick. It's the shit tube for fuck's sake. The ass should have an "exit only" policy. But that's just me.
On my serious I answer, I believe sexuality is a very intimate and special gift from nature and we should cherish the emotional connection it provides us with respect and awe instead of focusing on the petty details of positions. Love is the main ingredient to a good sex life.
....hahahaha, just kidding. But yeah, missonary.
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On my serious I answer, I believe sexuality is a very intimate and special gift from nature and we should cherish the emotional connection it provides us with respect and awe instead of focusing on the petty details of positions. Love is the main ingredient to a good sex life.
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Favourite position? Strange idea.
Scenario 1: Woman in question is very small and delicate. I would crush/stumpfuck/frostbitten tundra at midnight etc. her in an appropriately METAL way but I hope to have sex with her again in future and thus not destroy her. She weighs almost half of what I do. So all man on top positions are out. She'd die.
Scenario 2: Woman gets off best with severe, up-into-the-tonsils-deep uberdicking and likes being dominated. Woman DEMANDS said dicking. All woman on top positions are out. Not enough firepower.
Scenario 3: Woman brings her friend. Positions pretty much become whatever you can work out. 'Nuff said.
If you can have a favourite sex position, I think your life needs more variable and disgusting carnality.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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I used to end up with bruises from his hips all the time
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Are you female or just gay?
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Sanasta sana tulevi, kipinästä maa kytevi
Gallowmere
Our Stuff
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Snowfall
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The other thing was that Hank Williams Jr. is a disgrace to the name. Real obvious stuff.
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Back to screwin'!
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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*inserts penis into your ear*
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My Dear!"
- by Devil Doll (The Girl who was... Death)
"In an Insane World,
an Insane Man,
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Life is pain.
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Eat shit I'm 16.
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Oh and anyway... you americans seen that teacher in America that sent the students that video of herlsef on the mobile phones??? FUCK THAT BITCH IS HOT> I would like to fuck her. That video of her (short excerpt on news) was fucking brilliance as well. Agree? |
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why is the fucking helicopter not on there?!
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Amen brother. Except I called it windmill.
Donkey punching isnt there either
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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hahahaha.
Where is "Wounded Seagull?" I voted "other." And Water Logged sex on a beach is pretty lame.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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psh i vote 69. too bad its not on the list.
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hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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The Electric Chair!!!
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