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Old 2002-08-26, 04:05
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Happy Birthday to chik_bassist, Synesthesia and DMT

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Old 2002-08-26, 04:08
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-08-26, 04:11
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and thats about all.
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Old 2002-08-26, 04:17
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aw man, he has a real light saber!! i wish i had one of those, i wonder where he got his
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Old 2002-08-26, 04:33
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thats my cousin in my apartment. i photoshopped the saber effect over the blade.
 
Old 2002-08-26, 04:36
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Here's me.




anyone that thinks this is a waste of time, dorky, stupid, gay, retarded...fuck off.


ALL OF YOU HAVE WANTED TO HAVE A LIGHTSABER.


just so happens I still do.
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Old 2002-08-26, 04:40
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-26, 04:46
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pretty neat.

did you do a long skinny white rectangle with blue inner and outer glow?
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Old 2002-08-26, 04:51
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only way i know how.
 
Old 2002-08-26, 05:02
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How long do ya reckon it will take for someone to invent them?
 
Old 2002-08-26, 10:18
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It seems scientifically impossible to me.....so never.
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Old 2002-08-26, 15:59
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nah, i think they'll figure out a way
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Old 2002-08-26, 16:57
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http://exn.ca/starwars/plasmasaber.cfm




I wish it were a possibility.
 
Old 2002-08-26, 17:08
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wow, slayme, get msn, i gotta send you a short movie.
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Old 2002-08-26, 18:36
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I still don't see it happening. Not for centuries anyways.
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Old 2002-08-26, 19:32
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the biggest problem is that a lightsaber blade in theory is mass-less. you see them in the movies swing them as if they weighed what your average metal-bladed sword would.

another problem is that lightsabers are made up of energy focused through a crystal, compeltely fictional. you can't harness a laser like that in real life, it would come out of the hilt and go on forever. it wouldn't just stop at 3-4 feet in length.
 
Old 2002-08-26, 21:39
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another problem is that lightsabers are made up of energy focused through a crystal, compeltely fictional. you can't harness a laser like that in real life, it would come out of the hilt and go on forever. it wouldn't just stop at 3-4 feet in length.


That's why i said i didn't think it was possible.

The article you posted mentionned using an electromagnetic field to contain the light, or plasma. This field would probably work....but even if they end up making this, it'll take centuries before we can even harness that much energy and have the means to contruct it into such a small handheld device.
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Old 2002-08-26, 22:32
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My initial response was similar - you need something that can contain the energy field to its intended length... and the only thing I could think of was electromagnetism. And that means it couldn't be hand held... How else could you do it?

Maybe... it could have a telescoping core from inside the handle that heats to provide a decent temperature... nope, wouldn't work either. Too much energy needed before the blade could actually cut.

Ahh, fuck light sabers.
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Old 2002-08-27, 00:00
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Why doesnt everyone just stick to the nice cheaper version of the light saber: a sword. No. cause light sabers are better and they look pretty hehe
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My initial response was similar - you need something that can contain the energy field to its intended length... and the only thing I could think of was electromagnetism. And that means it couldn't be hand held... How else could you do it?

Maybe... it could have a telescoping core from inside the handle that heats to provide a decent temperature... nope, wouldn't work either. Too much energy needed before the blade could actually cut.

Ahh, fuck light sabers.


The idea of having an electromagnetic field is probably the best bet, but it'll take a long time before we can cram it down into the handle of a little sword.

Think about how much energy it would require to produce such a high-energy beam of light.......then the amount of energy needed to make this field to contain the beam.
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Old 2002-08-27, 01:28
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Old 2002-08-27, 01:36
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but what if they reflect the bullets off with their light saber like in the movie? huh!? what are you gonna do then, when you run out of bullets!!
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Old 2002-08-27, 01:50
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he's got a point wally.
 
Old 2002-08-27, 01:56
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Haha, I never plan on running out of ammo.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-08-27, 15:12
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no way, ninja swords are the best!!!
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Old 2002-08-27, 17:08
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Haha, I never plan on running out of ammo.


well by that time, that guy would've already used the forks on you, i mean, the force.
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Old 2002-08-27, 18:48
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True dat yo.....you a fucked mother fucker.
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The idea of having an electromagnetic field is probably the best bet, but it'll take a long time before we can cram it down into the handle of a little sword.

Think about how much energy it would require to produce such a high-energy beam of light.......then the amount of energy needed to make this field to contain the beam.


Heaps and heaps and heaps... fusion probably required.

Better just become a ninja...

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Old 2002-08-28, 19:00
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lol, true. Be like jackie chan!
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