ive heard a lot, but this is the first time i visited a website dedicated to them.

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

some examples:

Tampa, Florida
"Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron."
"Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk."

Cape Coral city, Florida
"A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport."

Pocatello, Idaho
"A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face."

Marion, Oregon
"You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street."

A read one that in a state (don't remeber which one..) if you went to the hotel with your horse, they HAD to wash it if you asked them. (It's obviously an old law) lol

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ah I haven't seen that site in a while

my fav is from Texas:

no one may carry a concealed weapon over 6 ft in length

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I better not get a hard-on in Texas then.

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haha. actually i read in one state that is or soon is going to be illegal for men to get aroused in public. also there was one in some state that said no man with a mustache can kiss a woman.

AHAHAHA i fuckin loved that one!!!!! its so random!

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The best one I have seen is something like:

A woman is not permitted to drive a car down the main street, unless her husband walks infront of the car waving a red flag.

Classic.

my mate emailed me these a while back...

laws in Iowa

# It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

# A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

# Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

# One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Dubuque
# Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.

Indianola
# The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Fort Madison
# The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

Marshalltown
# Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

Ottumwa
# Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
laws in alaska

# In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

# While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

# It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

# It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

# Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

and arizona

# You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

# Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.

# There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

# When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

# Hunting camels is prohibited.

# Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

# It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Glendale
# Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Globe
# Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Hayden
# If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County
# No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mesa
# It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Mohave County
# A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales
# An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott
# No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tucson
# Women may not wear pants.

Tombstone
# It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arkansas

#


# It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

# No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

# Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.


California

* Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

* Bathhouses are against the law.

* In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

* Women may not drive in a house coat.

* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Arcadia
* Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra
* You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park
* Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere
* City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Blythe
* You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame
* It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel
* Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)

* Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico
* Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Downey
* It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood
* It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lafayette
* You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi
* It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Lompoc
* It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach
* It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

* Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Los Angeles
* Toads may not be licked.

* You may not hunt moths under a street light.

* It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

* You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

* Zoot suits are prohibited.

* It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

* It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Ontario
* Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove
* Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs
* It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena
* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Prunedale
* Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands
* Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside
* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego
* The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

* It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

San Francisco
* Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

* Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

* It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

* It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

San Jose
* It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica
* You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Temecula
* Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

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YES! There is nothing worse than a prickley 'stashe. If I was some sort of a god-like deity I'd make it so the only form of allowable facial hair was a small, fitting goatee. BEST. LAW. EVAR.

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that shit in chicago i think it is "not allowed to detonate a nuclear device in the city limits and results in a $500 fine"

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That molestiong butterflies one is fucking hilarious!!

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Why dont they lock up all those tranny's,then.

Thats not fair, Transients ok.

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He is ok when he isnt working the street,I suppose.

I don't know if those are serious. I don't know if these are serious.

Either way, "it is illegal to feed whiskey to or offer cigarettes to the animals at the local zoo" is seriously unfair and should be rectified. You heard me, New Jersey.

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I think the legal age in ohio is like 14 lol but im not sure

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hahahah

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I'd love to know the story behind some of those, becuase for a lot of them, someone had to be breaking those laws for them to make them. For example... Riverside
* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

Now I'd love to know what happened there to make that a law.

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Haven't you heard of the Riverside Lunch-Stealing Gnomes? Or the Riverside Lunch-Stealing Gnomes' Reign Of Terror, back in '68? Bad times. You can't tell me you'd want anything like that to happen again. Thank goodness for the law.


I know where I'm going for my summer vacation.

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The State where I live in... CT

"In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce."

"You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands."

"You may not educate dogs."

"It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday."

"It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset."

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yeah, you might fall into a lion pit or maybe a pit of scortching lava.

How about Australia's Industrial Relations laws? Theyre dumb as fuck, thankyou very much.

Fucking Howard