Hey,
So i took my girlfriend egging a girls house we hated. and well shes a girl and missed my car window as she was throwing the egg and splat right on the celing, all over. its a cloth celing, and i cant really get it out, i have upholstery cleaner for my car and its not working, i know were bound to have some handy metal heads, any ways to get it out?
Drake

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hydrogen peroxide? baking soda?

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sucks for you
eggs should not be around cars out of thier package

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

No idea dude, but that's awesome. No offense, but it takes a special kind of person to miss throwing something out a window.

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shout.

bassbehemoth, a friend and i were egging on halloween and bassB. had ALL this fake blood on, and i used shout, and CLEANED THE FUCK OUT OF IT! ask him, it worked like a fucking charm!

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Haha sounds like im cleaning my ears out maby. I have no idea why to do, its been in there for about 2 days haha. Shout... now that may work!

Walpurgis- haha no offence taken, she is a very special person

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you deserve everything you get

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how old are you? egging peoples houses

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I heard someone say that they were tossing something out the window and forget the window was still up. That made quite a mess.

An ex brough thome a live Christmas tree once from the tree farm where he worked. He made the mistake of trimming a few branches before he brought it home. I had sap on the cloth ceiling of my car. I never even bothered to try to get that stuff off.

Shout might work, but if you go onto ask.com you might find something there. Is it a textured fiber or pretty flat? The thing you have to worry about with peroxide is it's a bleaching tool and may strip the color and yellow the fabric.

EDIT: Egg
Scrape away as much as possible. Sponge with lukewarm water. Never use hot water, as heat hardens the stain. If this does not succeed, spread the stain with a paste of cream of tartar and water, adding a crushed aspirin to the paste. Leave for 20 - 30 minutes. Rinse well in warm water. OR use a diaper wash/sanitiser container sodium percarbonate. http://www.restorationspecialists.com/cleaningtips.html

there's one tip for ya. Check around and do a test in an inconspiculous spot first.

AND REMEMBER THAT BAD KARMA EVOKES BAD KARMA BACK AT YA! Don't do it again! And make her help you clean it up.

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you got exactly what you deserve you immature cock

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hahahaha,

use salt or a steam machine you see in those crappy commercials

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paint a picture over it

Im sooooooooo eggin' you next time i hit NY state...








































fatty.

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That's what you get for being a cunt rag, get a fucking life and stop egging houses.

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YEAH YOU ARE TOO OLD TO HAVE FUN MAN START ACTNIG THE WAY SOCIETY WANTS YOU TO AND NOT HOW YOU WANT TO

Fucken homos. Shreddist go out and have more fun man leave gays to criticise you.

Same thing happened to my friend's car once, when me and someone else went egging on night. Haha

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a little off subject but it involves the cleaning of a car

take a can of shaving cream and freeze it. then (make sure its completely frozen) poke a hole/slit in the side of the can. throw it in to the desired car and let it melt. the inside will be 100% filled, fluff up to the ceeling

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that is a terrible idea

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have you done this before?

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poking a hole in a can is such a terrible idea, unless you want to kill infidels and yourself

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If its frozen, it would'nt do anything.


At least not at the moment you poked a hole in it, I think.

Haha Shreddist; did you at least egg the house good?

egging is so banal.
you have to be more creative.
buy a box of 100+ forks and stick them all in the lawn, ring the door bell and run away.
get as many for rent signs, no parking signs, or election signs (if its that time) and stick them all around their lawn.
get as many traffic cones and those flashing board things and put them on their lawn.
find some road kill, buy a leash and collar and put the collar around its neck, connect the leash to the bumper of the car and to the collar.place the road kill under neat the car, so victim will not see it. whent hey drive away, they will be dragging a dead animal. *make sure the animal is secured well.

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I like your way of thinking.

the forks idea isnt bad but it would take you just as long to put them in as it would take them to remove them

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But dude ... its 100+ forks!

i love you, i might use some of those.

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yah...I think I would probably shoot you on the spot.

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you clean your ears with hydrogen peroxide? do they still work?

Prawn heads in the hubcaps.

prawns in the car?

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Yeah,it would cover up the smell of the egg.

why not a sea food platter in the car... you could have oysters, prawns, crabs, squid, octopussy, muscles, trout, morteon bay bug, king prawns, atlantic salmon

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That, and have you ever even rented out a house or flat? The person whos house it is pays money to rent that house, or the mortgage, and why should they have to put up with that shit?

Its immature man, sure its fun to the person doing it, but not the person whos house it is. Its probably some kid hes targeting anyway given the projected age, so the kids parents have to deal with this shit. What part of that is fair?

By all means, egg an actual person, whatever, but why vandalise someones property and WASTE THEIR GOD DAMN TIME.

Im glad your car got egged.

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Bla bla bla bla bla you sound like my dad or the school principal. Ever heard of living? I bet you are really safe.

Jerry,Jerry,Jerry.

Nah havent got the time to reply; ive got to go and mark some school papers.

FIGHT THE MAN DUDE, FIGHT HIM!

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I will while you lay down.

EDIT: that was SARCASM.

Meh i dont care too much about the house, its worth half a million dollars... and any how, her whole family, including parents have caused me enough trouble, so i dont feel bad. Idc that my car got egged, ive been laughing about it the past two days, i think its funny! But its all cleaned up now, LB's tips got it right out! And yes! I have cleaned my ears out with hydrogen proxy. I had to when i jammed play dough down them when i was 6. I cant figure out why people are bitching, i bet every one of you have done the same thing before, im just living to have fun!!! Damn sterile people....

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and what are you now, 12?

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Actually... im still 6

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AHahahahahahaahahahaahahahaha

This thread is ridiculous

Fuck I did the EXACT same thing in my friends car hahaha. There was someone in the seat behind me so my seat was further forward. And yeah...

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haha, yes..sorry steve..it wasn't fake blood i was COMPLETELY covered in(I looked like a used tampon)..it was oil based PAINT...I ruined a brand new pair of Tommy jeans and a $80 zero sweatshirt with that shit...I wonder if the shout would still work.


What a night...christ.

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well the can of shaving cream...ive witnessed but never did it. and the point of freezing it would be so the can doesnt decapitate you when you poke the hole. when forking, you should do what they said by putting all the forks in the ground, but dont ring the doorbell (only if you get frost the next morning) just leave them in the lawn and when they go to pick them out, the handels snap off and theyre left with 4 prongs in their lawn...

another good one...more destructive than the others and ive never personally done it: take fertalizer and some rock salt, and a little water just to give it smoothness and flow. pretty much dump it on to grass and the grass will die. but heres the best part, as long as the salt is in the dirt, grass can never grow back untill they replace the dirt
(as far as i know, ive never done it)

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sure salting fields was a common tactic in old war

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You mean on crops or just to piss of the enemy?


This is why I cringe when people open up soup.

Pranks are fun, Im usually just to lazy to do them. And yes they are immature. And Infinity, no one cares how rebelious you are.

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on an enemy's crops

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yeah, should be pretty obvious. I mean, it's not like "Ohno, they put salt on our grass... NOOOO! fucking krauts, DAMN YOU TO HELL! Where are we going to play our soccer now?"

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seems like a legitamate concern for you europeans. you and the football

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hahaha

um..i was refering to grass though...around where i live houses are about 20 feet apart and there really isnt all too much grass on ones property, so when you ruin it there is really nothing left for them

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Shreddist, maybe killing your self will clean the egg off your car.

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hmmm, yes, but that poses a new threat of cleaning up the spilled blood

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Ill pass on that, but id be willing to sacrifice some people.

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you can soak it up with a slaughtered bear

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i Was kidding, but ok. I figured THAT would be pretty obvious.

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Yeah but WE wouldn't have to clean it, so maybe it's not such a bad idea.

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ok on the count of three everybody insert a pointy object into their eyeball...




1....

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You know what else is cool? Sticking a can of tuna into a fire. I did this ages ago at a Scout campfire. No-one except me knew the can was in there. Well, it blew and boiling tuna flew EVERYWHERE. I alos tried a battery the night before (AA) and nothing happened: It just fizzed. Watch batteries work great though .

what about a can of baked beans?? haha you did scouts...

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You goofballs are gonna shoot an eye out. Silly boys.

There's a lot of farmers up in arms about the salt used on the roads around here in the winter because of the run off killing part of their crops. It doesn't seem to do anything to the grass along the road here, but maybe we don't get the concentration that other places do.

For cleaning out the inside of that car. Just do the logical thing and go through the car wash with the windows down. Simple! And don't forget the hot wax! Shiny.

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