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Old 2006-04-16, 12:48
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Well, Happy Easter

Anyone have any plans for Easter?
 
Old 2006-04-16, 12:49
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eat chocolate. lots of choclolate. maybe get drunk aswell.
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someone's a little behind

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Old 2006-04-16, 13:34
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I think I'm gonna go to church, piss on a cross, shit on a bible, and call it a day.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and punch a bunny for Jesus.
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:08
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Im eating chocolate. I'm in Adelaide. Any metaltabbers in Adelaide?
 
Old 2006-04-16, 14:08
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Easters good, chocolate, money, Beatles shirt (I know, not very metal of me..)
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:28
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Easter kicks ass for giving me 10 days off from school.
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:33
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*four weeks

Happy easter all of you, if you arent too gr1m and necro to celebrate it!
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:43
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Easter kicks ass for giving me 10 days off from school.

you get 10 days off for easter? or is it spring break and it just happens to be easter too? thats how it is here anyway
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:50
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you get 10 days off for easter? or is it spring break and it just happens to be easter too? thats how it is here anyway

Its called easter break, but yeah, pretty much the same thing. We also had "winter break" in February though.
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Old 2006-04-16, 14:55
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same here siggi

yeah we arent religious here so it is just another day (with less stores open)
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Old 2006-04-16, 15:00
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we get 2 weeks here. all my mates from their ponsey (sp?) private schools get 3...college sucks.
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-04-16, 15:29
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I got 2 days off from school

I'm currently spending my Easter with Flux, Induction, and Circular Magnetism. Then it's on to calculus, then the Vietnam War, then the Great Gatsby. My teachers have no respect for holidays.
 
Old 2006-04-16, 15:35
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I got two weeks and a bit off school. Back on tuesday.

Anyway, happy easter.
 
Old 2006-04-16, 15:36
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there is a reggae festival today in austin. its pretty cool, lawlessness for a few hours. i went last year and it was tight as fuck, but today, it is supposed to be 95 degrees F, so fuck that, ima swim instead.....then read "What's the matter with Kansas?" or "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test."
 
Old 2006-04-16, 15:40
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Praise the return of the Jesus.
Kind of like a sequel to "Passion of the Christ."

Hahaha, Happy Easter assholes.
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Old 2006-04-16, 16:00
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hah, they're going to air "passion of the christ" on tv this evening here. Yay for easter family programing.

on another note, i'm not doing anything with easter. it's more a religious thing here.
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Old 2006-04-16, 16:30
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Happy Kill Jesus Weekend
 
Old 2006-04-16, 16:47
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Happy Kill Jesus Weekend

That's too funny.

Jesus was killed on a Wednesday.
 
Old 2006-04-16, 17:06
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx_m...=big%20lebowski

And on the 23rd day, Jesus, John Goodman, Jeff Bridges, and Steve Buscemi went bowling.

This took a few minutes to load for me, but it's definitely worth it. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-04-16, 18:45
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Well, the ole guy and I are going to my mom's soon. I put a clove pierced ham in the crockpot and went walking in the woods looking for ramps while it cooked. I didn't find any ramps though darn it. I found some other neat stuff though and realized my camera was on the wrong setting so I hope they turn out.

Mom and I planned on going to the church breakfast this morning at 6:30 so we both got up about 5 this morning. When we got to the church we met a lady in the parking lot and she said the meal didn't start til 8 and the cantata was at 7. So mom and I went back home and got there for breakfast a bit later. The food was great as usual and they took donations. Then we went to the contemporary service which we do a lot of singing in with guitar and stuff. It's cool. And the sermon was cool as heck. Very light-hearted on goodness and we got to see a few minutes of the movie "Chocolate."

I've talked on the net to both my boys and my other "son" called us, too. He saw a $100 bill with my handwritten initials on it so he thought it was actually mine. You gotta know him to appreciate him. That was cool to hear from him though.

Now I'm just waiting for the sweet taters to steam and then I'll do the regular potatoes. Mom is fixing broccoli and strawberry shortcake. Then as of 6 tonight I have to fast for 14 hours for a cholesterol test tomorrow.

An' that's my day so far.
Did ya fall asleep?
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Old 2006-04-16, 18:55
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
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Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
 
Old 2006-04-16, 19:15
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Happy Easter Everyone!
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Old 2006-04-16, 20:59
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Old 2006-04-16, 21:36
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holy shit... thats awesome!
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Old 2006-04-17, 00:31
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HAHAHAH, every scene was pure gold, and the end was icing on the cake!!
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Old 2006-04-17, 00:52
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how dare you all!
this is the time of year where were to respect jesus for when he was ressurrected as a giant pink rabbit that hides colored eggs.
shamefull bastards!
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Old 2006-04-17, 01:29
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Chocolate = brutal food.

nHoE's over. So thats about it.
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Old 2006-04-17, 02:51
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fucking christ that mint/chocolate is good.
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Old 2006-04-17, 02:56
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Not nearly as good as Bacardi Orange Rum... Straight out of the bottle it's still good. Oh, and happy easter. Get fucked.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-04-17, 02:57
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Damn, you lucky bastard. Well, lots of chocolate and black and white horror/comedy films isn't too bad..
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Old 2006-04-17, 03:05
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Not nearly as good as Bacardi Orange Rum... Straight out of the bottle it's still good. Oh, and happy easter. Get fucked.

CORONAS
 
Old 2006-04-17, 05:43
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Hahaha:

http://www.break.com/index/easterbunny1.html

Edit: Nevermind. It's been posted before.

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Old 2006-04-17, 05:49
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now thats easter at its finest
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Old 2006-04-17, 11:33
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Not nearly as good as Bacardi Orange Rum... Straight out of the bottle it's still good. Oh, and happy easter. Get fucked.


You should have eaten some of that chocolate Grandma and I sent you with that orange rum. It would have tasted like the candy truffles I used to get at Saks in California. Man, those were good.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-17, 12:15
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Some years ago they sold chocolate beer in my home town. I heard it was pretty tasty.
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Old 2006-04-17, 13:57
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Double-fuck Easter.

All the shops are closed and Jesus gets far too much attention.
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